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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Barbie has everything.
Shoes, houses, boats, cars, outfits, men, kiddies, sisters, friends...
All that Jazz.
I once saw a "inflatable couch" Barbie.
It was barbie, sitting on a green blow up couch.
Theres "Tinkle-Time Kelly" (Baribie's sister)
who takes a widdle in a potty.
I'm betitng on the following as they are obviously running out of ideas:

Divorce Barbie (costs a bomb) comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's sound system and home theatre.

PMS barbie. Push a button on her and she says "f*** you!"

Trashy Barbie: Comes with a belt to substitute a skirt and some suspenders to cover her chest.

Liposuction Barbie: Suck the non existent fat out of her.

Shave her legs barbie: Shave barbies legs and armpits

Botox barbie: Normal barbie...i mean her face never changes

Okay, its up to you now...:D

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fearpig
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Posted:
Catholic Priest Ken (with optional Choir Boy)
Red Neck Ken (pull the cord and hear "You've got a preddy mouth" or "squeal like a pig!")

Realistic Measurments Barbie
American Barbie (gradually increases in size until you have a ball!)

... damn I was going to say Suicide Bomber Barbie.

Why am I tring so hard to think of funny ones?

"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrdinger


Vixen
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Posted:
cheese eating barbie

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


UCOF
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Posted:
Barbie eating cheese.

smile

ado-p
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Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
fluffy napalm barbie

sorry fluf, it just has a nice ring to it...

smile

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Dunc
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Maybe they'll invent a "no longer existing barbie" so we can forget all about what a load of plastic crap it is!!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


babajaga
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Location: Berlin, Germany


Posted:
Dunc if you get a girl you'll see you cant avoid that sh!t I tried it but daycare kids destroyed my plans...

What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
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Posted:
dead barbie, with removeable maggots!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Dunc
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: .:sparkey:.


dead barbie, with removeable maggots!




ubblol Perfect!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Havokist
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
my mate has a newspaper article on her wall about the fetish barbie's that're all dressed up in bondage gear. i'll try to get hold of it to scan it in sometime

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_Moon
Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Rigamortis barbie...slightly grey and cant move

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Stormy, Queen of Vodka
Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
I wanna see goth bitch barbie

And also an alcoholic barbie. comes with her own mini bottle of JD and plastic vomit. With a vacant, wasted look on her face and her panties round her ankles.

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


tripologistmember
47 posts
Location: Manchestoh yo


Posted:
A wannabe hardcore druggy barbie who says things like "I'm going under, give me hugs", "I'm so paranoid I think leprechauns are going to get me" when you put a pill in her mouth. She should also come with a jaw that judders DAYS after she's taken ecstasy so she can show her friends that she took drugs at the weekend and she's so cool because she sounds like a [censored] F1 car when she goes ahhh. (sorry just sick of most of the younger Manchester pill taking generation).

I wanna see a barbie that just sits and plays with it's own smaller barbie doll. That ought to confuse a few kids.

tripologistmember
47 posts
Location: Manchestoh yo


Posted:
Written by: StormFeather



And also an alcoholic barbie. comes with her own mini bottle of JD and plastic vomit. With a vacant, wasted look on her face and her panties round her ankles.




They already made that one. Stand outside a scally/chav nightclub at 2am in Manchester. Well, if they made barbies in orange they'd look pretty much like that anyway.

Stormy, Queen of Vodka
Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
that's true. they have them in portsmouth too

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
Heroin hooker barbie ?crachwhore barbie.

comes with pimptime ken with push button ho slapping action

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


MissEgyptology
MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
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195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
This thread is perhaps too hilarious....

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD


fluffy napalm fairy
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
Oh my goodness these are too funny. Dead Barbie (removable maggots), Adjustable Celavage Barbie and Poor Housweife Barbie 9complete with alcoholic husband) have got to be my favourites so far!



eek Fluffy Napalm Barbie eek Ado-P!!!



Vaperlock: "comes with pimptime ken with push button ho slapping action" -



ubblol I nearly fell over laughing ubblol

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


vanize
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Posted:
BTW, there is an awesome Barbie museam in Prague (actually inside the big castle on the hill).

my neice dragged me into it, but I actually enjoyed the hell out of it!

they had all sorts of prototype barbies and stuff.

I never realized the extent of the cheerleader barbie collection either - there were 5 different ones for the university of texas at austin alone! and two for Texas A&M university. I mean those are big universities, but hardly the most popular in the states - and they get that many dfferent editions of cheerleader barbies?

anyway, there were hordes and hordes of barbies there, and I recommend checking it out even people who would never imagine visiting a barbie museam

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Valura
ValuraSILVER Member
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6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Ferral barbie...Hairy legs and pits...comes with own vial of personalised 'stink', missing teeth and screaming kelly doll. biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


vanize
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Posted:
ubblol

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Fearpig
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Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)


Posted:
Vaperloc..... Do you do marketing?

"comes with pimptime ken with push button ho slapping action"

Sounds like you read it off the back of a box, had me roaring laughing..... thank you.

"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrdinger


MiG
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3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
career barbie: Comes with 5 identical power suits, one comfy tracksuit and a childcare bill equal to the mortgage for buckingham palace

xbox barbie: is green/black, and wrists are permanantly frozen in console grip

Ricer barbie: has grease all up her arms, and a big 'nismo' tattoo on her forehead

rap barbie: comes complete with odd coloured hotpants and three times her body weight in bling

80's barbie: ridiculous hair, outrageous clothes, and a pair of happy pants

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
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