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DjTimP


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Location: Leeds UK

Total posts: 20
Posted:What would make your clubbing experience perfect. Music, venue, people, prices etc?

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Jo

member
Location: Sheffield, England

Total posts: 517
Posted:French Electro / Electrotech

Jo.


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nearly_all_gone
SILVER Member since Aug 2004

nearly_all_gone

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Location: Southampton

Total posts: 1626
Posted:Cheap drinks, venue in an area where I don't have to walk past fighting rugby fans/gang members, taxi rank outside, decent toilets so you don't have to queue for more than about 5 minutes, enough bar staff so you NEVER have to wait for more than 5 minutes (ie managers go on the bar at peak times), good live band with excellent indie/rock DJs between bands.

Free cloakroom! Yes!


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Also, good air conditioning so you can smoke inside without choking everyone else... a strict door policy so underage kids won't be vomiting on my shoes, also to keep out anyone with a violent attitude or those carrying guns and knives... a semi-covered large outdoor area with heating (for smoking of joints or fireplay)

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nearly_all_gone
SILVER Member since Aug 2004

nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton

Total posts: 1626
Posted:Written by: Firepoise

keep out [...] those carrying guns


Well.. you'd hope so! eek


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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DjTimP


newbie
Location: Leeds UK

Total posts: 20
Posted:erm, yeah!

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Gnarly Cranium
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Gnarly Cranium

member
Location: San Francisco

Total posts: 186
Posted:NOT SO $&(*@^#^!!! LOUD!!!!

Honestly WHY the hell does every single last public event with music seem to be at like 200 decibels? Music sounds like CRAP at that volume!! If the speakers are buzzing and overloading it ruins everything! If my head hurts and my hearing is being damaged and I can't have a conversation with anyone to save my life even if I'm screaming at the top of my lungs 6 inches from their head, something is VERY WRONG. Being in a club should NOT sound like being trapped in a washing machine full of rocks going WHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKAWHUNKA... if there's a DJ and you can't even tell they're doing anything because the music has blended into an amorphous roaring noise, that's not a good thing!!

Anytime I've gone to a club or any public venue with music, I take heavy-duty earplugs. Sometimes even that isn't enough. One time I was taken to a concert and had no earplugs-- I lasted maybe 5 or 10 minutes with my fingers in my ears till I had to get up and leave to escape the pain.

What is WRONG with these people?? ARRRRGH!!!


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nearly_all_gone
SILVER Member since Aug 2004

nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton

Total posts: 1626
Posted:I love loud music! The louder the better! If you can feel it through every cell in your body you feel so good.. it's like an internal massage! Every cell loosened and relaxed.. I love it! The louder the better! biggrin

But to be fair, a cheap earplug dispenser wouldn't go amiss for those who aren't so keen. My old drummer totally ruined his ears by playing without plugs all the time...


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Lol, oops, sorry, it's going to take far too much for me to explain that... suffice to say that in certain places, certain people are permitted into pubs and clubs with guns - and they don't have to look dodgy either.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Total posts: 15414
Posted:Before I post I need to know something:

Is this supposed to be a serious or a silly itsgoingtogoofftopicinlesstimethanittakesforagermantostealyoursunbed thread?

umm


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:1) Astral projection
2) Lots of blacklight
3) Decent temperature
4) Agree on NOT SO mad2 LOUD!


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Oooooooooh I love it loud... for a while.. then it starts to hurt and annoy somewhat.....

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DjTimP


newbie
Location: Leeds UK

Total posts: 20
Posted:this is serious, and dont take the piss out of germans!!!! i am half german!!!!!!!!!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:Im learning German at Uni wink
and Ive also got some ammoutn of Germanness in me too. So im going to take the piss when I like smile

and If its serious, then it changes my answers to:

Enough space to move
Not so loud ubbangel
Nice toilets.
Friendly bouncers.
Free Water.
A floor that is neither slippery or sticky.
Somewhere quiet to go, sit down and talk.

Stuff like that really.

And you havent answered my Pm. How rude! wink


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babajaga
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

babajaga

old hand
Location: Berlin, Germany

Total posts: 863
Posted:no worries
i'm all german and hmmm how long would it take? wink


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DjTimP


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Location: Leeds UK

Total posts: 20
Posted:you said let you know when someone mentions something about my signature. that has not happened yet. you can take the piss some more now you sour crout.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:[bitch]I couldnt give a slippery eel when you reply. Its up to you.[/bitch]

kiss

Now come here, I wish to snog your face off.

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Pyrolific
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Total posts: 3289
Posted:Huge outdoors area? a nice rural or forest or beach or....at least natural setting?

Honestly I dont think clubs are that wonderful...Outdoor Festivals drop kick em a mile IMHO.

Germans run some of the slickest outdoor festivals IMHO...except for the toilets tho...eeew.

Josh


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:Josh - link
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So I guess there wont be any outdoors at all there.


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Pyrolific
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Total posts: 3289
Posted:woops.

Good luck with the club nite djTimP - theres so few ppl willing to push nights into existence. I always applaud anyone willing to put their money where their mouth is. Good luck!

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Josh


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DjTimP


newbie
Location: Leeds UK

Total posts: 20
Posted:nice one josh thanks!

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:A place where i can wear as little as i wanted without people dancing up to you trying to chat you up or think your there to be perved at, had my own space (Although if i do go out dancing people get stomped on if they rome into my space, lol)
drinks hmmmmm plenty of water and OJ please and prices that are not more than a beer. and as for Music heheeh Fatboy has to be played as he rocks same as chem bro's and some prodigy and then plenty of metal,punk and oh not forgetting fearfactory, some pop stuff like Maz manson and some new bands and maybe some pixies, bauhouse ? on spelling it and some 'origional' goth stuff from the 80's. (yeah showing my age) the Atsmosphere would be not too disimilar from a fetish club but when i go out i have to dance and please no "big fish little fish card board box" dancers i like it loud to drown out people convo's and as for the lightning, sexy stobes, a bit of smoke, black lights and some pretty colourfull ones for the songs like fatboy etc. errr i think that would do.


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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

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Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted:ditto sounds good to me

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Josh

Huge outdoors area? a nice rural or forest or beach or....at least natural setting?



Large playa in the middle of the Black Rock Desert? ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I'm with the Froggy goth one above...

Except for the pervert thing... we have to get our kicks someplace! Im reformed though... biggrin


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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:hehe well i don't mind as long as you don't come dancing up to me groin first with a bottle of beer... you would wear the beer, unless your a chav, grrrrrrr *Takes deep breath and clams down* lol i hate it when they do that

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Pyrolific
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Total posts: 3289
Posted:yeah lightning!! BRC is my fav town in the US smile tourist seasons pretty short around those parts tho..lol

Josh


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