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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:hehehehehe

i got the idea from ppl doing quotes on another thread, i figured this will be a long lasting one.

try not to repeat others

ill kick it off with my fav...

"well.... its such a nice day i think i'll go out the window"

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


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weeleigh
weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT
Member Since: 14th Dec 2002
Total posts: 237
Posted:"Ah Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's little problems."

biggrin biggrin


"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:Yay well done clap clap clap

feel free to chat as well.

"purple monkey dishwasher"

lolsign


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Yex
Yex

Member
Location: Kamloops BC
Member Since: 23rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 97
Posted:"don't quit your day job chief. whatever that is."

"Not all who wander are lost. "

J.R.R. Tolkien

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And all that's jazz
member
Location: just behind your left shoulder
Member Since: 29th Jan 2005
Total posts: 92
Posted:"This perpetual motion machine of Lisa's is stupid, it just keeps going faster and faster."

"Homer, you have to do something."

"All right, all right. Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"


C8H18 + 12.5O2 ---------> 8CO2 + 9H2O + you know what

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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:"going by your example i could say this rock keeps tigers away"
"interesting, how does it work"
"IT DOESN'T its just a stupid rock, but do you see any tigers around?"
"hmmmmm, Lisa i would like to buy you rock"


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Posted:"Doh!" tongue

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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:very original Pat, nice work

"if anyone needs me i'll be in my room"


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Posted:I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Homer Simpson


I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
Bart Simpson

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood
Homer Simpson

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
Homer Simpson

If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the numbers
Homer Simpson

It is better to watch things then to do them.
Homer Simpson
Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV
Homer Simpson

Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria
Homer Simpson

Homer, I dont want to leave Springfield. Ive dug myself into a happy little rut here and Im not about to hoist myself out of it
Marge Simpson

I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?
Grampa Simpson

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Homer Simpson

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
Homer Simpson

Lisa: Bart, do you realise what this means? The next time we fall asleep we could die! Grampa: Ehhh, welcome to my world.
Grampa Simpson

Marge, dont discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals except the weasel
Homer Simpson

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
Homer Simpson

Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
Homer Simpson

Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
Homer Simpson

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
Homer Simpson

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Homer Simpson


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myco
myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:"lisa, you and your stories, mr burns is a vampire, beer kills brain cells, now lets all go back to that place where our beds and stuff are"

or something along those lines

great idea for a thread!


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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:firstly, i must congradulate you.
well done clap clap clap

but it wasnt homer that said "Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!" it was ralph wigum. he also said this one,

"at my house we call them "uh ohs""


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Posted:Yeah well, blame Google! wink

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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:thanks myco, i figured that everyone knows a few seasons by heart. its actually from a realy bad drinking game i tried, the game was that if you couldnt think of a quote, you'd take a shot or whatever ure drinking. although it wasnt very good cause it went for a few hours before anyone even picked up a glass.

"i'm doing this as part of my community service for my *glug**glug* *Vroom**Vroom* *thump**thump*"


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Yex
Yex

Member
Location: Kamloops BC
Member Since: 23rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 97
Posted:"i won't promise to try lisa, but i'll try to try."

"Not all who wander are lost. "

J.R.R. Tolkien

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gita
gita

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Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:purple is a fruit

biggrin


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:gita.... that tag is the most random thing ive heard in ages. a round of applause for that!!!
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

"oh jazz i know that doo doo doo doo doo dood ood ood ooddododododododoodododddooooddododododoooo.... (and so on...)"


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:(to the tune of the little mermaid!)
"Under the sea there are no accusations, just friendly crustaceans!"


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:hi pyromonkey! what tag? it's monday...i confuse easily... ubblol

ooh the simpsons just started!! hehehe!! *waits patiently for a quote to write here*

"the whole world's gone gay!" (homer)

"you're so reticulated!" (lisa to a squirrel)

"who needs a quikemart? i dooooooo" (apu)


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:lol, its your signature
"do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat

vegetarian midgets should not be carrying around their body weight in chickens

smile...it confuses people!"

"Zaaaaap"


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gita
gita

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Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:ahhh...i have no idea where i got the dragon one...but i like it! biggrin

and the vegetarian one was actually said to a friend of mine!! ubblol she's small (five feet-ish) and is vego...and was carrying home two bbq chickens to her bed-ridden boyfriend...and a friend of hers saw her and said the midget thing!! ubblol

homer: it's a miracle!
gay guy (sorry can't remember his name!): no, ultrasuede is a miracle, this is just good timing!

biggrin


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:Zebra's that ride around in ferrai's are never to be trusted, its just plain black and white that your gonna see red.

Well that was my little random msg from a while back, i reckon there should be a prize for the most random. ure winning with the midget thing, but im pretty sure that there are some other randoms out there in the land of HoP.

"now bart when i wanted somthing (sorry cant remember what it was) for christmas i cried and whined for ages, and i ended up getting it and it was the happiest day of my life"
"dad whats the point of this story?"
"i like stories"


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Matty_B
Matty_B

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Location: Blu's Pocket
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1314
Posted:Homer singing to Lisa's saxamaphone

' Oh I want to be in that rumba, when the saints go over there, oh over there , oh over there . . '


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myco
myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:"marge, the boy was wearing a hawiian shirt, only two types of people wear them, gay guys and big fat party animals. and Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!"

"well son, crying's not gonna bring back your dog, unless you eat so much dog food that your tears start to smell like dog food, and he smells it and comes back, or you can get out there and find him."
"you're right, i'll go find him"
"damn i nearly had the boy eating dog food there"

again, not sure if it's word for word, but it's the way i remember them


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Matty_B
Matty_B

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Location: Blu's Pocket
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1314
Posted:on discussing homers inventions

Marge ' Homer I don't think women will like being shot in the face'
Homer ' Women will like what I tell them to like '


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flid
flid

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Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:Written by: PyroMonkey
i got the idea from ppl doing quotes on another thread, i figured this will be a long lasting one.



Was that the thread entitled Simpsons Quotes that already exists on this board?


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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

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Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:no actually, i havent heard of that thread...

dam i wasn't the first to do it frown

i got the idea from the complement someone thread (cant remember if thats what its called) some ppl started talking about simpsons and someone threw in a quote, so i went
"hmmmmmmm" ubbidea "ive got an idea"

im not trying to steal any thunder from that thread, well done to whoever did it first. clap


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Matty_B
Matty_B

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Location: Blu's Pocket
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1314
Posted:Well now I don't know how many people have seen this before , but this may just be the ultimate simspons fan . . .


Non-Https Image Link


for more check out
http://www.mossyblog.com/archives/251.cfm


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nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

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Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:"I bent my wookie..."

I quote simpons all day long, but now I'm on the spot I'm useless. Erm..

"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!"

"Bravo. *sacastic clapping*" (Homer's brain)

*tries to find dropped peanut under couch*
Homer - "Oh, it's just a $20"
Homer's Brain - "But a $20 can buy many peanuts!"
H - "Explain how."
HB - "Money can be exchanged for goods and servies"
H - "Woohoo!"

Dammit, I'm doing really badly. But basically anything by Homer's brain.


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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garthy
garthy

old hand
Location: Bristol, England
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2002
Total posts: 717
Posted:"I'll handle this ... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes ... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty ... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" - Homer

We play a game in the house who can recognise the episode first. We normally get it within the first few seconds! eek


"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx

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_Poiboy_
_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel
Member Since: 12th Jan 2004
Total posts: 1113
Posted:"One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations. You may out smart someone." Homer to Bart on the episode "bart the genius"


"You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said 'Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and,God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
Homer Simpson

"Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It gives me the right - no, the duty - to make a complete ass of myself."
Homer Simpson

"If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!"
Homer Simpson

"If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
Homer

"I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure."
Homer


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Seraphire
Seraphire

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Location: Under your stairs
Member Since: 12th May 2004
Total posts: 270
Posted:No Lisa, your not the monster. The only monster here is the one that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor!

Homer Simpson.


Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

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