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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:hehehehehe

i got the idea from ppl doing quotes on another thread, i figured this will be a long lasting one.

try not to repeat others

ill kick it off with my fav...

"well.... its such a nice day i think i'll go out the window"

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


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Posted:Not a quote per se, but it's the episode where Bart, Millhouse, Nelson and Martin steal a car. While they're travelling around a car with a random family appears next to them:

Family's Dad: "THAT'S IT - ONE MORE THING FROM THE BACK - AND WE TURN ROUND AND GO HOME!!!"

*Family shuts up*
*2 seconds later Nelson leans out of the window with his tongue hanging out, takes aim, and smacks the father on the back of his head with a rolled up newspaper*

Family's Dad: "I TOLD YOU!!! THAT'S IT!!!" as the car does a U-Turn and screeches off biggrin


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Villet13


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Location: London

Total posts: 47
Posted:I just love it whem Homer forgets he has a 3rd child- Maggie!!!!!1 I love it!

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Life is but a DREAM!

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garthy
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

garthy

old hand
Location: Bristol, England

Total posts: 717
Posted:Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs

"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Apu: *angry voice* now please be getting out of my store...and...please come again!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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weeleigh


weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT

Total posts: 237
Posted:Haha, cause someone just reminded me of The Thompson's episode. When they're trying to get Homer to respond to the name "Mr. Thompson".

Other guy: "Ok, now when I say 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' and step on your foot, you answer. Ok? Hello, Mr. Thompson." (stomping on Homer's foot).

Homer: (whispering to the other guy sitting with them) I think...he's talking...to you.

Oh, that one kills me.


"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

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Villet13


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Location: London

Total posts: 47
Posted:I find the quoteswritten on the blackboard when bart has detention very funny.
One of my favs is

"Silly Sting is not a Nasel Spray"

lolsign lolsign lolsign


Life is but a DREAM!

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weeleigh


weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT

Total posts: 237
Posted:Oh, and going way back, we have, "Would you like a lick of of my fla-ver bar?" (Tried to write that the way it sounds when he says it) :P

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

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doctor_fandango
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

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Posted:hey weeleigh, which episode was that in?

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:ralph wiggum - (after being thrown into the simpson house via the window) I'm a brick!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-A-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

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doctor_fandango
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...

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Posted:oh yeah, im a brick, i remember that one.. ralf is great
- 'im learnding'
- super-nintendo chalmers


There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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weeleigh


weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT

Total posts: 237
Posted:The one I was thinking of was the Treehouse of Horror one where there's the monster on the bus and everyone thinks Bart is crazy. biggrin (Also the episode with Mr. Burns as a vampire). But it was in more than one episode, right?

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:Hehe, i cant remember when i started this thread, nice to see how far its goten.

Auto to Homer about marge- "Wooh dude, your mum is hot!!"


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Noddy


Noddy

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Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:ralph! stop eating the glue

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Reza
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

Reza

newbie
Location: Sunnyish Bournemouth, UK

Total posts: 21
Posted:monkey say, monkey do..... (Burns to Homer)

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:*while high*
otto: did you know dog is god backwards
homer: and otto is otto backwards
otto: now im just scared


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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happypappy


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Posted:Bart:Hey... are you guys crooks?

Fat Tony: Bart, Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

Bart: No.

Fat Tony: Now lets say you have a very large family, is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread?

Bart: No.

Fat Tony: Now lets say your family don't like bread, say they like, errr... cigerettes.

Bart: There is nothing wrong with that.

Fat Tony: Now lets say instead of giving them away you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Is that a crime Bart?

Bart: Well hell no!


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