Forums > Social Chat > The Simpsons Quote thread

Posted: 20th Feb 2005
"Ah Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's little problems."

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

Posted: 20th Feb 2005
Yay well done

feel free to chat as well.

"purple monkey dishwasher"

Posted: 20th Feb 2005
"don't quit your day job chief. whatever that is."

"Not all who wander are lost. "

J.R.R. Tolkien

Posted: 20th Feb 2005
"This perpetual motion machine of Lisa's is stupid, it just keeps going faster and faster."

"Homer, you have to do something."

"All right, all right. Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

C8H18 + 12.5O2 ---------> 8CO2 + 9H2O + you know what

Posted: 20th Feb 2005
"going by your example i could say this rock keeps tigers away"
"interesting, how does it work"
"IT DOESN'T its just a stupid rock, but do you see any tigers around?"
"hmmmmm, Lisa i would like to buy you rock"

AnonymousPLATINUM Member

Posted: 20th Feb 2005
"Doh!"

Posted: 20th Feb 2005
very original Pat, nice work

"if anyone needs me i'll be in my room"

AnonymousPLATINUM Member

Posted: 20th Feb 2005
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Homer Simpson


I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
Bart Simpson

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood
Homer Simpson

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
Homer Simpson

If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the numbers
Homer Simpson

It is better to watch things then to do them.
Homer Simpson
Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV
Homer Simpson

Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria
Homer Simpson

Homer, I don’t want to leave Springfield. I’ve dug myself into a happy little rut here and I’m not about to hoist myself out of it
Marge Simpson

I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?
Grampa Simpson

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Homer Simpson

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
Homer Simpson

Lisa: Bart, do you realise what this means? The next time we fall asleep we could die! Grampa: Ehhh, welcome to my world.
Grampa Simpson

Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel
Homer Simpson

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
Homer Simpson

Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
Homer Simpson

Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
Homer Simpson

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
Homer Simpson

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Homer Simpson

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
"lisa, you and your stories, mr burns is a vampire, beer kills brain cells, now lets all go back to that place where our beds and stuff are"

or something along those lines

great idea for a thread!

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
firstly, i must congradulate you.
well done

but it wasnt homer that said "Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!" it was ralph wigum. he also said this one,

"at my house we call them "uh ohs""

AnonymousPLATINUM Member

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
Yeah well, blame Google!

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
thanks myco, i figured that everyone knows a few seasons by heart. its actually from a realy bad drinking game i tried, the game was that if you couldnt think of a quote, you'd take a shot or whatever ure drinking. although it wasnt very good cause it went for a few hours before anyone even picked up a glass.

"i'm doing this as part of my community service for my *glug**glug* *Vroom**Vroom* *thump**thump*"

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
"i won't promise to try lisa, but i'll try to try."

"Not all who wander are lost. "

J.R.R. Tolkien

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
purple is a fruit

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
gita.... that tag is the most random thing ive heard in ages. a round of applause for that!!!


"oh jazz i know that doo doo doo doo doo dood ood ood ooddododododododoodododddooooddododododoooo.... (and so on...)"

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
(to the tune of the little mermaid!)
"Under the sea there are no accusations, just friendly crustaceans!"

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
hi pyromonkey! what tag? it's monday...i confuse easily...

ooh the simpsons just started!! hehehe!! *waits patiently for a quote to write here*

"the whole world's gone gay!" (homer)

"you're so reticulated!" (lisa to a squirrel)

"who needs a quikemart? i dooooooo" (apu)

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
lol, its your signature
"do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat

vegetarian midgets should not be carrying around their body weight in chickens

smile...it confuses people!"

"Zaaaaap"

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
ahhh...i have no idea where i got the dragon one...but i like it!

and the vegetarian one was actually said to a friend of mine!! she's small (five feet-ish) and is vego...and was carrying home two bbq chickens to her bed-ridden boyfriend...and a friend of hers saw her and said the midget thing!!

homer: it's a miracle!
gay guy (sorry can't remember his name!): no, ultrasuede is a miracle, this is just good timing!

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
Zebra's that ride around in ferrai's are never to be trusted, its just plain black and white that your gonna see red.

Well that was my little random msg from a while back, i reckon there should be a prize for the most random. ure winning with the midget thing, but im pretty sure that there are some other randoms out there in the land of HoP.

"now bart when i wanted somthing (sorry cant remember what it was) for christmas i cried and whined for ages, and i ended up getting it and it was the happiest day of my life"
"dad whats the point of this story?"
"i like stories"

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
Homer singing to Lisa's saxamaphone

' Oh I want to be in that rumba, when the saints go over there, oh over there , oh over there . . '

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
"marge, the boy was wearing a hawiian shirt, only two types of people wear them, gay guys and big fat party animals. and Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!"

"well son, crying's not gonna bring back your dog, unless you eat so much dog food that your tears start to smell like dog food, and he smells it and comes back, or you can get out there and find him."
"you're right, i'll go find him"
"damn i nearly had the boy eating dog food there"

again, not sure if it's word for word, but it's the way i remember them

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
on discussing homers inventions

Marge ' Homer I don't think women will like being shot in the face'
Homer ' Women will like what I tell them to like '

Posted: 21st Feb 2005

Written by: PyroMonkey

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i got the idea from ppl doing quotes on another thread, i figured this will be a long lasting one.

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Was that the thread entitled [Old link] that already exists on this board?

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
no actually, i havent heard of that thread...

dam i wasn't the first to do it

i got the idea from the complement someone thread (cant remember if thats what its called) some ppl started talking about simpsons and someone threw in a quote, so i went
"hmmmmmmm" "ive got an idea"

im not trying to steal any thunder from that thread, well done to whoever did it first.

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
Well now I don't know how many people have seen this before , but this may just be the ultimate simspons fan . . .


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Posted: 21st Feb 2005
"I bent my wookie..."

I quote simpons all day long, but now I'm on the spot I'm useless. Erm..

"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!"

"Bravo. *sacastic clapping*" (Homer's brain)

*tries to find dropped peanut under couch*
Homer - "Oh, it's just a $20"
Homer's Brain - "But a $20 can buy many peanuts!"
H - "Explain how."
HB - "Money can be exchanged for goods and servies"
H - "Woohoo!"

Dammit, I'm doing really badly. But basically anything by Homer's brain.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
"I'll handle this ... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes ... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty ... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" - Homer

We play a game in the house who can recognise the episode first. We normally get it within the first few seconds!

"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
"One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations. You may out smart someone." Homer to Bart on the episode "bart the genius"


"You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said 'Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and,God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
Homer Simpson

"Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It gives me the right - no, the duty - to make a complete ass of myself."
Homer Simpson

"If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!"
Homer Simpson

"If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
Homer

"I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure."
Homer

Posted: 21st Feb 2005
No Lisa, your not the monster. The only monster here is the one that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor!

Homer Simpson.

Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

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