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The Real Fryed Fish


God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion

Total posts: 1489
Posted:.........for picking some one up at the airport, bus station, or other wise

ok so heres the thing, this weekend i had to pick up bruning brain at the air port, now i wanted to make a sign that said....."matt hurry up before the bomb explodes!!" or "hurry the anthrax is already in the air vents!"

now obviously i didnt do it.......but still it would have been funny as hell, and at least ONE other person would have gotten the joke (the problem is it would have been the ticket cleark not the officer that would have gotten it)

so if you could make a sign for picking someone up at the afore mentioned places, what would it say? keep in mind im looking for funny ones that have some thing to do with the way the world is today (paranoid and suspicious) smile


You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
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grasshoppah
BRONZE Member since Nov 2003

grasshoppah

HoP is teh suxor.
Location: Tampa, Florida

Total posts: 425
Posted:

EDIT:

Apparently joking about bombs and anthrax in an airport is funny to Fried Fish, but once you bring him and his family into it, it isnt funny anymore.

EDITED_BY: grasshoppah (1106163865)


Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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grasshoppah
BRONZE Member since Nov 2003

grasshoppah

HoP is teh suxor.
Location: Tampa, Florida

Total posts: 425
Posted:Post deleted by grasshoppah

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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The Real Fryed Fish


God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion

Total posts: 1489
Posted:see that makes no sense with the thread bro........you wouldnt bring that to an air port and such to pick some one up, plus it has nothing to do with current times..........so while it is funny to a degree.........it makes no sense in this case and there for, like the person that posted it, its dumb....

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:or you could just have a sign on a pole that was taller then head height that you could stand up saying something like "terrorist meeting point"

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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The Real Fryed Fish


God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Written by: grasshoppah


Apparently joking about bombs and anthrax in an airport is funny to Fried Fish, but once you bring him and his family into it, it isnt funny anymore.




yes i am weird like that......


You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:"Warning: Surprise Suicide Bomber"?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Bretch


Bretch

enthusiast
Location: Cork, Ireland at present

Total posts: 247
Posted:"Drug drop off point!"

or

"Osama Bin Ladan"


I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:FF for President!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Franz Ferdinand?

Freddy the Fox?

Ford Fiesta?



confused



Oh..... Fryed Fish...

Nah thats rubbish... unless there just so happened to be another HOPper walking through the gates to understand the joke.... umm


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Wonder Monkey
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Wonder Monkey

Certainly confused
Location: Chelmsford, Essex

Total posts: 121
Posted:A friend of mine once picked someone up form the airport dressed like a man in black, with an earpiece and EVERYTHING ubbrollsmile

With a sign that read "Babylon an' Ting"

Apparently it was very funny. People even censored themselves.

It was that funny.

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:im very curious to know what that censor is, hmmm

and thanks jon for always spoiling my plans wink


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Written by: As Above
im very curious to know what that censor is, hmmm



ubblol

I was thinking that...


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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:Ive bin inserting words at random. xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:madness!

i'd want to go in a cloak and turban with a sign that just says:
"i'm not a terrorist, seriously!"


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:This reminds me of some of the stunts that Dom Joly did on Trigger Happy TV.

Collecting for a charity called "Anemic Zoo Animals" while standing in front of a bill board with his face on it and the words "Do not trust this man"

Dressed as a bank robber (black and white striped jumper, black trousers, "eye mask", beret, holding a bag with "SWAG" written across it") holding a sign with "Bank Robber" on it, walking past two policemen and getting into a car with someone dressed the same way (holding a sign that says "Getaway Car") satnding next to it.

Dressed as a robber asking people to give him a leg over to get over the wall into a house because "he forgot his keys".


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Getting them to hold the ladder as he climbs out of the bedroom window dressed as before...

smile


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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas

Total posts: 3899
Posted:I arrived in san francisco with a friend way back on the day iraq invaded kuwait. To be funny in a blues brother's kind of way, we had both dressed up in black suits and were wearing sunglasses as we disembarked. Now, both my friend and I are those kind of people who are sort of non-ethnically distinct (i.e. we can look white or jewish or middle eastern or even mexican if we try hard enough or someone is predisposed to see us that way). The friend that was picking us at the gate (having no idea we were in suits) was also trying to be funny and had a limosene drivers hat on and a sign that said "kuwaitee royal family".



we got a lot of looks, but we held our mutual fits of laughter for at least... oh... 30 seconds. I wonder if people were try to figure out what the kuwaitee royals had to laugh about or just saw us for the heartless brats we really were.


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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The Real Fryed Fish


God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion

Total posts: 1489
Posted:i see there are a lot if you with the same twisted sense of humor i have.........we need to organize an international mess wtih air port security day.......but before we do that, are any of you a good lawyer, or know one................cover our asses first ya know

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Vanize - ubblol That sounds so funny!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas

Total posts: 3899
Posted:one of those things that couldn't have been funnier no matter how much it was planned - the funniest things are just coincidence.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:When such things are planned, they lose about 90% of their humor.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Kit


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Location: middle of Troon

Total posts: 1269
Posted:
Written by:
A friend of mine once picked someone up form the airport dressed like a man in black, with an earpiece and EVERYTHING

With a sign that read "Babylon an' Ting"
{/quote]


I am obviously stupid. i dont geddit... ???


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BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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Zim
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA

Total posts: 284
Posted:perhaps a sign that says:



-Hitler

or

-change of plans: don't leave the bomb in the suitcase by the check-in



-the seller will NOT be in the alley that's NOT outside to the right



or dressed up like a bank robber with a sign that says:

-the bank closes at 9, hurry!



or even:



-bomb gone missing in wrong suitcase, if found please report to arab man standing by baggage claim.



-if you take my suitcase, i WILL launch a jihad on yo' ass



-warning: bombing of foreign country in progress



-Free cocaine for ladies in the white limo outside



i still think the best was havokist's extra tall sign that read:

terrorist meeting point



~Z


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Wonder Monkey
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Wonder Monkey

Certainly confused
Location: Chelmsford, Essex

Total posts: 121
Posted:Written by: Kit



I am obviously stupid. i dont geddit... ???



Not at all.

on reflection I guess you had to be there...or rather I should have explained the situation so as to make the humour more self apparent.

Basically his friends and him are, for starters, all white, well cut fellows. He was picking them up after a weekend in Amsterdam.

Hence the jamaican 'babylon an ting' - funny becasue he was all in black with a daft sign, written as if he were jamaican, picking up peopel who had just come back from the Dam, all of whom are WASPs. Funny thru randomness I guess.

I dunno. Maybe its not funny frown confused


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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:You could turn up with a blank sign, that would be a bit Discordian

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out

Total posts: 1508
Posted:Dressed as a terrorist - walk round with a worried expression on your face continually checking your watch, asking people if they've seen a small black suitcase, with stickers on it, a white handle, and, oh yeah, its ticking biggrin

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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