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Shinova:thefiredemon
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Location: in the minds of many
Member Since: 14th Aug 2002
Total posts: 149
Posted:1: what is your favorite joke?

2: What is your least-favorite animal?

3: What is your favorite article of clothing(underware, baseball cap, socks,ect....) and why?

4: what is your favorite Staff, Poi, dance move, or technuiqe.

5: If you could have anything in the world what would it be?


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master sodium
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Location: carson city, nevada
Member Since: 13th Apr 2002
Total posts: 536
Posted:this is odd. in the social forum I read that this was the poll to end all polls, but in here it says liquid dance tips. how queer.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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master sodium
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Location: carson city, nevada
Member Since: 13th Apr 2002
Total posts: 536
Posted:AHHHHHH!!! now im in the poll to end all polls. how odd.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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SickpuPpy
SickpuPpy

Ninja Rockstar!
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Member Since: 27th Nov 2001
Total posts: 1100
Posted:1: what is your favorite joke?
A rather tastless one involving pot smoking Nazis and two jews walking into a bar. I will not bother to post it as everyone will get rather angry with me if I do.

2: What is your least-favorite animal?
Humans.

3: What is your favorite article of clothing(underware, baseball cap, socks,ect....) and why?
My brand new custom made bondage pants (trousers for you Brits, Kiwi's and Aussies)

4: what is your favorite Staff, Poi, dance move, or technuiqe.
Definately the nine beat testical wrap (poi)

5: If you could have anything in the world what would it be?
Diiplomatic immunity and enough money to really enjoy it.

So, erm, if you don't mind me asking how is this the poll to end all polls? Do you say that because you came up with it all on your own, and you thought it clever, or will this poll, in fact, destroy all other polls, the Armageddon of polls so to speak?

[ 15 August 2002, 11:39: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]


Jesus helps me trick people.

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DJ Dantana
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Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA
Member Since: 15th Aug 2001
Total posts: 1495
Posted:1. Knock knock jokes
2. Ticks (a parasitic, blood sucking arachnid that can transmit several different deadly diseases)
3. My girlfriends panties
4. anything with wraps and jump kicks
5. Happiness


we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!

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Shinova:thefiredemon
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Location: in the minds of many
Member Since: 14th Aug 2002
Total posts: 149
Posted:This poll will in fact end all polls. And i also thought it clever that I made this up on my own (i didn't pass 8th grade this year)!!!!

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Shinova:thefiredemon
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Location: in the minds of many
Member Since: 14th Aug 2002
Total posts: 149
Posted:So...erm...SickpuPPY. I have question for you are you still in grade school or are you over the age of 18. becaus if you are this poll is not for you. It is for those that still have a sense of humor. )
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if not he shall curse the others for cowards to ther backs as they run away!!!!


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Ajtag
Ajtag

The occasional one...
Location: nottingham
Member Since: 30th Mar 2001
Total posts: 445
Posted:no offence but just out of intrest how many
"poll to end all polls" has there been???

and isnt poll a funny word?? hmmm


There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who dont.
Enjoy - A

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Shinova:thefiredemon
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Location: in the minds of many
Member Since: 14th Aug 2002
Total posts: 149
Posted:Uh,....about a million others i quess but that is just about half or so.
and....YES....MOO....that is it!!!!


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chairmenmeow47
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Location: mesa, arizona
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2002
Total posts: 81
Posted:1. my favourite joke is the one about me and your mom...

2. my least favourite amnimal is spiders. grrr all over them!

3. my favourite article of clothing would be... nothing! ha ha ha!

4. i'm still partial to the butterfly ;-)

5. if i could have anything in the world it would be the ability to go home from work right now!


-ivy. = ^ )

Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons

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Shinova:thefiredemon
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Location: in the minds of many
Member Since: 14th Aug 2002
Total posts: 149
Posted:Chairmenmeow47......? Uh...your a chump and get back to work slacker....
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Well that was as subtle as a streaker in church!


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dromepixie
dromepixie

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Location: Florida
Member Since: 20th May 2002
Total posts: 1463
Posted:1: what is your favorite joke?
-anything that makes me laugh
2: What is your least-favorite animal?
-I dont dislike any animals although I am scared of many...
3: What is your favorite article of clothing(underware, baseball cap, socks,ect....) and why?
-None... Cause it feels free
4: what is your favorite Staff, Poi, dance move, or technuiqe.
I love them all... So many to choose from!
5: If you could have anything in the world what would it be?
Eternal happiness!

Much love
Drome


JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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master sodium
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Location: carson city, nevada
Member Since: 13th Apr 2002
Total posts: 536
Posted:ummm. . . I hate to be the one to break it to you like this, but the poll on the home page is still up. your poll didn't end all polls.

sorry I couldn't sugar coat it more.


you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:1. My mate once told me he was better looking than me.......

2. The one that seems to have crawled my my co-workers arse and died this morning

3. My mates girlfriend underwear (although I don't think it would be a good idea)

4. Fave technique? - I'll leave your twisted minds to work that one out for yourselves

5. Going with Eternal Happiness as well (although how would you compare it to sadness???), or failing that, the suitcase out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.......do the job for a few days at least......ah well......


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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IdubI
HoP Lurker
Location: Medway, Kent, UK
Member Since: 7th Jun 2002
Total posts: 272
Posted:1: what is your favorite joke? - a mirror

2: What is your least-favorite animal? - as SickpuPpy said, 'humans'

3: What is your favorite article of clothing(underware, baseball cap, socks,ect....) and why? - my hat, I can hide under it, use it as a small cushion, keep stuff in it

4: what is your favorite Staff, Poi, dance move, or technuiqe. - poi all weave varients that I can perform/

5: If you could have anything in the world what would it be? - lots of toys/something more reasonable that capitalism


*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*

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TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:1: what is your favorite joke?
- All of my favourite jokes are really bad, thanks to my dad making me watch stuff like police squad when I was really young and twisting my sense of humour.
I think it's probably 'A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch.', just because it's such a classic

2: What is your least-favorite animal?
- the worm things that burrow into your feet and crawl around in your legs, I can't remember the names for them. Actually, I hate every kind of worm that could be crawling around inside me.

3: What is your favorite article of clothing(underware, baseball cap, socks,ect....) and why?
- I don't really have any favourites, but the purple Mambo T-shirt I've had for years is probably pretty close just because I bought it on holiday the day after my 19th birthday and it brings back a whole load of memories.
The picture of a bloke poking his eye out while picking his nose is pretty good too

4: what is your favorite Staff, Poi, dance move, or technuiqe.
- At the moment, it's the butterfly (despite potential nut-crackings ) and a few of the variations.

5: If you could have anything in the world what would it be?
- I didn't really want to say money, but I think it'll have to be that. Enough to not have to worry about working, so I can spend all my time with my friends and doing stuff I really enjoy.
Finding out some way of living with no money and still being able to live well and visit places I've never been to would be good too.

What are your answers to your poll then Shinova?

[ 17 August 2002, 00:11: Message edited by: TheBovrilMonkey ]


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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DarkFairyQueen
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Location: The Underworld
Member Since: 9th Mar 2002
Total posts: 557
Posted:1- I never remember jokes

2- I think all animals are kool. i detest most insects though.

3- My Bra. My Ma got it for me. It's black, an it just holds them so perfectly..so round..and so...

4- Split-time low turn, into windmill, then giant windmill... Thats not really my favourite, but I don't know what ma favourite one's called...

5- All my kinkiest fantasies brought to life... A bannana the length of one of Doms legs.. I dunno..



Az abouve, So below...

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Shinova:thefiredemon
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Location: in the minds of many
Member Since: 14th Aug 2002
Total posts: 149
Posted:To answer my own question....

1:not favorite....., but just stupid "dumm and dummer" funny.....What has four eyes but can't see?
Mississippi......*sighs at his stupid joke*
2:penguins.*hugs stuffed rabbit*
(They will never take bob)
3:my slipknot beany.....it was my first beany.*smiles upon his childhood*
4:Poi....no contest.
5:(to make it sad) My father.....he left me when i was 5-6. without even saying goodbye......*tear*
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master sodium
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Location: carson city, nevada
Member Since: 13th Apr 2002
Total posts: 536
Posted:you know DFQ, if you keep talking aboot your breasts I might just have to jump all over you.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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Shinova:thefiredemon
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Location: in the minds of many
Member Since: 14th Aug 2002
Total posts: 149
Posted:I think we might have to nuder you master sodium.LOL. You better watch out DFQ....
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Life is a watefall:S.O.A.D.


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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:#1:Favorite joke i cant say (so as not to offend )lets just say i heard it from an old hick(farm peeple for those of you who dont know)

#2:koala's theyre cute but I dont trust them.

#3:my neclace i never take it off unless replaced temperarily with another.

#4: my favorite poi move is a double weave around to a backwards double weave and reapeat.simple but i enjoy it ,it just feels so comfortable now that I have been doing it for awhile.

#5:world peace space travel as everday life and enuff money to spend the rest of my life having fun.(wouldnt take much I am easily amused.


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:I think - and hope - you mean "neuter" instead of "nuder" as I don't think anyone wants to see Sodium nekkid...

1) The wide-mouth frog joke
2) Leeches
3) Really nice gloves on a cold English winters day
4) Erm, I love liquid dancing but can't do it for sh!t... I'm getting into my contact ball stuff.
5) A record deal and my own personal helicopter


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Shinova:thefiredemon
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Location: in the minds of many
Member Since: 14th Aug 2002
Total posts: 149
Posted:that is what i meant. I was just half asleep last night so anything that sounded like it was good....

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Thistle
Thistle

old hand
Location: Nottingham UK
Member Since: 27th Jan 2001
Total posts: 950
Posted:1: what is your favorite joke?

What's yelow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.

2: What is your least-favorite animal?

Mosquitos all other life forms deserve to live a long prosperous life.

3: What is your favorite article of clothing(underware, baseball cap, socks,ect....) and why?

Wide trousers because I can do yoga, wing chun, poi and sit down in them comfortably.

4: what is your favorite Staff, Poi, dance move, or technuiqe.

Giant butterfly to behind the head butterfly. Simple but beautiful.

5: If you could have anything in the world what would it be?

I feel should say world peace or saving the environment. Sefishly though I'd ask for a few acres of land where could live and grow all my own food and rear animals.

onelove Thistlefirepixie


Are we nearly there yet?

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master sodium
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Location: carson city, nevada
Member Since: 13th Apr 2002
Total posts: 536
Posted:yeah, but the funny thing aboot no one wanting to see me nakked is alot of people are gonna hafta at burning man. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:lol sodium

1: toss up between:

Two worms inna teecup, one turns to the other and says 'gawd its hot in here' the other replies 'blimy! a talking worm!'

what did the farmer say when his prize bull swallowed a bomb?

"its abombinabull!"

whats brown and sticky....

2: ticks, gotta agree with santanatwo, thoes things are euuugh!

3: my orange fluro bannana bar (belly button adornment)

4: anything contact.

5: my own organic ganja farm.

N


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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master sodium
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Location: carson city, nevada
Member Since: 13th Apr 2002
Total posts: 536
Posted:and nuetering me would be a good thing for now, cause I could do anyone, any time, with no protection and not have kids. probably alot of crazy diseases, but no kids

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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cutie poi girlie
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
Member Since: 14th Sep 2001
Total posts: 237
Posted:1....um?
2.babies
3.kinky lingerie
4.reverse weave
5.stuff.
remind me not to answer this kinda thing in tha future..lol!


Luv peace 'n' chicken grease Al X x

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