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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:hehe just thought i would share...
this morning my toast got stuck and as i'm tring to skillfully wrest it out of the clutches of the toaster i kept burning my fingers a little and yelping every time and then i just started laughing maniacally....here i am all sensitive to toast burn and two nights ago i was gleefully whipping fire all about my head and doing wraps and stuff...! LOL! I don't know if you call that irony or just plain bizarre.


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I dunno about anyone else, but I'm terrified of fire and very hot things in general.

That's why I've never been injured while spinning, I suppose.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Paddy


back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W

Total posts: 884
Posted:I find the best thing to do when I get a piece of toast stuck in the toaster is jam a fork in there and wiggle it about until it comes out.

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:I prefer to use a butter knife to get my stuck toast out.

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Cazzar


member
Location: Vancouver, Canada

Total posts: 53
Posted:yes unplugged first....don't forget the minor detail...hehehe

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Paddy


back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W

Total posts: 884
Posted:unplugged?

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baerie fen


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Location: london yah know

Total posts: 76
Posted:plugged in : potential death when combined with metal object
ben's tip ! turn toaster upside down & shake vigourously !
messy yet primevaly fun
xx


Forever spiraling upwards towards unknown destiny.Where will it end ? Where did it start ?Why ask so many questions ?

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Paddy


back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W

Total posts: 884
Posted:you mean sparks aren't supposed to fly out of toaster? and the lights aren't supposed to go off?

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Nah, but that being able to see your own skeleton effect is rather cool !!!

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:unfortunately all of us have burned off all our hair or we could now see our hair standing up van der graaf style...

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Stick a metal object in a toaster that's still plugged in and bread may not be the only thing toasted for breakfast....



-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:i haev an unnatural fear of toasters afetr my mother set the kitchen on fire one morning, told me to call 911, proceeded to dispose of the offending toaster, 6 foot flames and all, and then blamed me for teh whoel thing afterwards even tho we had all told her to throw it out months ago....

this is only one of many great cooking stories....



p.s. it doesn't hurt if you stick ur hand in the pilot light. but i'm not advocating this!


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Our house has a toaster that literally acts like the ones in the cartoons. It throws the bread a good foot in the air. If you arrange a plate right next to the toaster (on the right), both slices will usually land smack on the plate.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:I want Mike's toaster! Mine seems to love the toast or something cause it never likes to let go!

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:The downside is that if you tost bagels, you risk breaking the plate!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:lol @ mike's toaster...

i knwo some peopel who have a toaster taht shoots bread up, and they always try to catch it.

usually they yell ow after that, it's pretty funny.


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:bagel baseball!!!!
"butter" up!
jeez i better just walk away, walk away...


-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Yeah, apparently a friend of mine had a toaster that shot the bread...and he kept losing bread. Couldn't figure out where the toast was going. He'd hear the click and *no toast!*

Until one day he caught one of his cats in the act of jumping over the toaster and nabbing the tost in mid-air.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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