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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:The door bell ran before and it was some guy selling stuff for a charity (i think...the phone rang before I could find out!), and I answered the door wearing trakkies, hiking boots (im wearing them in!), my yukata (one of those cotton kimonos) and a head scarf...generally, looking pretty daggy.

Now I know it's easy to top that! But I'm just interested - what have (or havent) you been wearing when answereing the door?

One of my friends answered the door to pick up pizza while completely naked, expecting it to be a guy...but it was a girl! I wasn't there when he did this, but i wish i was! it would have been hilarious!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

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Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:Oh and vixen, gonna need a pic as i cant seem to get a decent mental picture up tongue

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

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UCOF
UCOF

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Total posts: 15414
Posted:umm

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

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Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:I have opened the door in Black Heels and a large black feather boa, thinking it was my then b/f only to find he had the neighbour with him...... redface

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Location: Out
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1508
Posted:Dripping wet with a towel round my waist shrug

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:ok i can use the same post *ahem*

Oh and skulduggery, gonna need a pic as i cant seem to get a decent mental picture up tongue


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

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Hope all is well : )

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Bird
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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:its funny, I was thinking that too! wink

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LostSurfer
LostSurfer

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Location: The Isles of Scilly
Member Since: 5th Dec 2004
Total posts: 278
Posted:Hmm, not really answered the door wearing anything dodgy, but there was this one time when I was heinously drunk in my first year at uni.

Apparently, I have no recollection, but I came back after a night out and went to bed, quite responsible really. Well the guy I shared a room with heard me get up and assumed I had gone to the toilet or something. Anyway, ten minutes later he hears the door ring, thinking i'll answer it he just turns over, but the bell keeps ringing. So he gets up, p*ssed off with me, and answers the door to be greeted by mye outside pretty much naked, mumbling about how I had just popped outside to follow a group of girls down the road and I'd forgotten my keys. His annoyance at having to get up soon sore off!

Following much thinking, I do have some memories and I must have been sleep walking, which I am prone to do on occasion, and I think the girls were all in the imagination, if only I had left something to the imagination for my room mate!

Anyone else with amusing sleep walking stories?

Laterz and sleep well!


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Mr Majestik
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Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:boxers and a wifebeater, nothing more australian

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myco
myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:Not really a door answering story, but I was inside chatting away to my boyfriend once, who was naked. I went out the front (I was clothed), and he followed me, to continue the conversation. I was like "man, do you realise you're naked, cos our neighbour certainly does". he was pretty embarassed.

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Hanz
Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:My worst is pyjamas, which isnt that bad.

However, I went hiking once, and we got lost and found this house in the middle of the bush and we needed to know if he had a phone we could use. so we knock on the door and this old guy walks out in briefs.... yes, I know it's in the middle of the bush, but old guy in briefs is a site which still haunts me


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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:*badda-BUMP*

Nothing at all, but I knew it was my gf ringing my bell... merrily she continued.


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BurdaA
BurdaA

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Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:A coupla years ago I answered the door to the post man as Edward scissorhands, signing for whatever it was, was very difficult with lots of scissors taped to my hands. And a ninja fairy once. I like outfits smile



And a blanket/duvet or towel will do straight from bed


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la_genie
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Posted:Many years ago..... a male friend of mine was sewing a "Frank N Ferter" costume for the local Rocky Horror Show and i had it on so he could make adjustments to it (we were the same size at the time, except for my girlie bits). he was on the floor on his knees before me and someone knocked and we just said its open..... so here's me in corsete and panties... and his mom walks in..... she was sooo happy! she thought he had a "girlfriend"

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ACT
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Posted:I answered the door in a black robe, deer skull in hand with fake blood on it. The cops came to my door an hour later to ask what was going on. Thankfully I knew all the cops at the time and when I told them I saw the mormons walking up the sidewalk and grabbed my things they busted up laughing.

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Malcolm
Malcolm

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Member Since: 18th Nov 2003
Total posts: 997
Posted:I think I scared my neighbor when I opened the door just wearing my silky "Big Kahuna" boxer shorts. It was still quite sunny outside and I think the reflection off my pale skin was too much for his eyes. If you have seen HOP's free fire safety DVD then you know what I'm saying.

I have also seen some jaw dropping sights when I have gone collectiing for charities door-to-door. Some things though, you do not want to remember.


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:aww c'mon! cough em up!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

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Total posts: 1927
Posted:I've done the standard towel, pj's etc, but the best would have to be when I was getting ready for a uni party, when I answered the door wearing knee high boots, short shorts, fishnets, and a see through top, carrying a plastic gun. Poor delivery man.

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Fire_Moose
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Posted:hahahah, ya.....poor

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

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Total posts: 179
Posted:I answered the door dressed as dirk diggler with no clothes on. what a sausage I had between my legs.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

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Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:wearing a towel but it seems that everyones done that.

and of course my purple stripy dressing gown... mmmm


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Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

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Posted:During an open day at our Uni, me and a friend wore nothing apart from an apron, while potential students and their parents were being shown the halls. That was quite enjoyable. smile

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