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The door bell ran before and it was some guy selling stuff for a charity (i think...the phone rang before I could find out!), and I answered the door wearing trakkies, hiking boots (im wearing them in!), my yukata (one of those cotton kimonos) and a head scarf...generally, looking pretty daggy.
Now I know it's easy to top that! But I'm just interested - what have (or havent) you been wearing when answereing the door?
One of my friends answered the door to pick up pizza while completely naked, expecting it to be a guy...but it was a girl! I wasn't there when he did this, but i wish i was! it would have been hilarious!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
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Oh and vixen, gonna need a pic as i cant seem to get a decent mental picture up
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I have opened the door in Black Heels and a large black feather boa, thinking it was my then b/f only to find he had the neighbour with him......
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Dripping wet with a towel round my waist
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Location: Cyprus
ok i can use the same post *ahem*
Oh and skulduggery, gonna need a pic as i cant seem to get a decent mental picture up
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its funny, I was thinking that too!
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Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
Hmm, not really answered the door wearing anything dodgy, but there was this one time when I was heinously drunk in my first year at uni.
Apparently, I have no recollection, but I came back after a night out and went to bed, quite responsible really. Well the guy I shared a room with heard me get up and assumed I had gone to the toilet or something. Anyway, ten minutes later he hears the door ring, thinking i'll answer it he just turns over, but the bell keeps ringing. So he gets up, p*ssed off with me, and answers the door to be greeted by mye outside pretty much naked, mumbling about how I had just popped outside to follow a group of girls down the road and I'd forgotten my keys. His annoyance at having to get up soon sore off!
Following much thinking, I do have some memories and I must have been sleep walking, which I am prone to do on occasion, and I think the girls were all in the imagination, if only I had left something to the imagination for my room mate!
Anyone else with amusing sleep walking stories?
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boxers and a wifebeater, nothing more australian
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Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Not really a door answering story, but I was inside chatting away to my boyfriend once, who was naked. I went out the front (I was clothed), and he followed me, to continue the conversation. I was like "man, do you realise you're naked, cos our neighbour certainly does". he was pretty embarassed.
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
My worst is pyjamas, which isnt that bad.
However, I went hiking once, and we got lost and found this house in the middle of the bush and we needed to know if he had a phone we could use. so we knock on the door and this old guy walks out in briefs.... yes, I know it's in the middle of the bush, but old guy in briefs is a site which still haunts me
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*badda-BUMP*
Nothing at all, but I knew it was my gf ringing my bell... merrily she continued.
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Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom
A coupla years ago I answered the door to the post man as Edward scissorhands, signing for whatever it was, was very difficult with lots of scissors taped to my hands. And a ninja fairy once. I like outfits
And a blanket/duvet or towel will do straight from bed
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Many years ago..... a male friend of mine was sewing a "Frank N Ferter" costume for the local Rocky Horror Show and i had it on so he could make adjustments to it (we were the same size at the time, except for my girlie bits). he was on the floor on his knees before me and someone knocked and we just said its open..... so here's me in corsete and panties... and his mom walks in..... she was sooo happy! she thought he had a "girlfriend"
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I answered the door in a black robe, deer skull in hand with fake blood on it. The cops came to my door an hour later to ask what was going on. Thankfully I knew all the cops at the time and when I told them I saw the mormons walking up the sidewalk and grabbed my things they busted up laughing.
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aww c'mon! cough em up!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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I've done the standard towel, pj's etc, but the best would have to be when I was getting ready for a uni party, when I answered the door wearing knee high boots, short shorts, fishnets, and a see through top, carrying a plastic gun. Poor delivery man.
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hahahah, ya.....poor
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I answered the door dressed as dirk diggler with no clothes on. what a sausage I had between my legs.
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Location: Sunderland, UK
wearing a towel but it seems that everyones done that.
and of course my purple stripy dressing gown... mmmm
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During an open day at our Uni, me and a friend wore nothing apart from an apron, while potential students and their parents were being shown the halls. That was quite enjoyable.
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