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Lillie Frog


Lillie Frog

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Location: wales

Total posts: 558
Posted:My bloke don't do poi, but a momment ago he just picked up my poi and started swinging them around.
Then they got tangled and swung up and hit him in the knackers.
I probably shouldn't laugh, but I am.
And I probably shouldn't be telling you all, but I am!
Laugh with me.
ubblol lolsign ubblol
It's a shame really...


Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

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Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:Written by: Lillie Frog

My bloke don't do poi, but a momment ago he just picked up my poi and started swinging them around.
Then they got tangled and swung up and hit him in the knackers.
I probably shouldn't laugh, but I am.
And I probably shouldn't be telling you all, but I am!
Laugh with me.
ubblol lolsign ubblol
It's a shame really...



ditto my other half does that all you hear is a ohhhhh as it goes right then two sounding tumps as it hits them, lololol its oh soooooo funny, my fave is the over the head tangle crotch thud combi


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Lillie Frog


Lillie Frog

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Location: wales

Total posts: 558
Posted:The over the head tangle crotch thud combi. he he he

Aww
it's a shame for them,
They're just men, they can't help it.
ubbrollsmile weavesmiley ubbrollsmile


Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

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eddicted2dnb
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

member
Location: Phx, Az

Total posts: 43
Posted:lolsign I see people do that all the time they are usually oh thats easy lemme see those.... And then WHAM lolsign

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Opi


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Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 13
Posted:urgh i did it last night after a fairly heavy practice session....it was at that point i stopped practicing...

urgh at least nobody was around to laugh at me :P


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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:you girls have NO IDEA!! what that feels like, and dont do this whole you dont get periods or childbirth, give me that any day ha ha

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Lillie Frog


Lillie Frog

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Location: wales

Total posts: 558
Posted:You'd rather have a baby than a wack in the knackers?
ha ha ha ha ha
No, you really have no idea.
Imagine this, in terms that any man can understand.
9 months constipation, followed by 16 hours of increasingly bad stomach cramps.
followed by squeezing out a 8 pound turd with elbows, knees and finger nails.
Then they stitch up your ass hole,
And all that is the easy bit cos then they wrap the turd in blankets and expect you to look after it for the rest of your life, during which it will demand expensive trainers and mobile phones. It will also blame you for everything that is wrong with it's life.
I aint got knackers, but give me a kick in them any day.
A couple of minutes pain and it's over. easy.
Blokes, don't know they're born!


Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

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Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:lolsign

i was doing a bit of spining with my glow pois a wee while ago and my bro came out and asked if he could have a go. faster is better with him. so he gets them has a bit o a spin, isnt doing too badly, untill.... CRACK! hehe i shouldnt laugh, but the way he sorta hobbled crawled to the car which he spent a wee while leaning againts, and then i politly said after a bit would you like another go? "no thanks" and he just walked slowly inside. dont no if hes had ago since. but hes just a youngen. no harm done.

hehehe


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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andythepoi


andythepoi

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Location: manchester, uk

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Posted:Written by: Lillie Frog

You'd rather have a baby than a wack in the knackers?
ha ha ha ha ha
No, you really have no idea.
Imagine this, in terms that any man can understand.
9 months constipation, followed by 16 hours of increasingly bad stomach cramps.
followed by squeezing out a 8 pound turd with elbows, knees and finger nails.
Then they stitch up your ass hole,
And all that is the easy bit cos then they wrap the turd in blankets and expect you to look after it for the rest of your life, during which it will demand expensive trainers and mobile phones. It will also blame you for everything that is wrong with it's life.
I aint got knackers, but give me a kick in them any day.
A couple of minutes pain and it's over. easy.
Blokes, don't know they're born!




PAH! Having a baby? Like shelling peas mate, shelling peas. IT only takes nine months because it happens to be women that give birth! IF us stronger sex, the sex that really knows how to knuckle down and graft, if WE had babies, then it would be two weeks, pop, next! hehehehe

>>wanders off chuckling......


It's smashing to be back x

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Tao Star


Tao Star

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Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:Written by: PyroWill

you girls have NO IDEA!! what that feels like, and dont do this whole you dont get periods or childbirth, give me that any day ha ha



actually women have a much higher pain threshold than men, which means that we can feel much higher pain than you and WHINGE LESS!


maybe that's because we're used to not getting sympathy, maybe we're just way cooler cool. you decide.


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:its a good job men learn faster than women then or the 'hit in the nuts' thing might prevent boys from playing poi at all...

tongue

*ducks fo cover*


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:slightly off topic but still -
the head boy at our school got kicked in the knackers today, he went sheet white and was bent over for 10 minuets holding his crotch, shuddent laugh really...but i did anyway lol


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phiredancer


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Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:if you think about it really hard its not that funny, the nearest comparison i can think of (and remember that each gender can NEVER know how the other one feels) is childbirth

mind you, saying that im glad i dont spin poi!!!


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:oh dear, this is turning into a war between the sex's

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:war of the sexes?
no contest mate:

[image]http://www.uwm.edu/People/picmack/surrender.jpg[image]

and i've never had a baby but i'd be prepared to wager that childbirth is a million times worse than a blow to the knackers - one word for anyone who disagrees: "stitches" ubbcrying


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Noddy


Noddy

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Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:*wanders into this thread thinking it was somthing funny, but runs away fearing for his life*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:In no way am I claiming that taking a shot in the pills is worse than childbirth but in the interest of education I thought I'd try and explain how it feels.

Firstly, this explaination needs knowledge of the fairly self-explainatry phrase "meat and two veg"

Getting hit in the "meat" is not too bad, it's the same type pain as being hit in the arm. Getting hit in the "veg" is very different. Firstly there is the "normal" hit in the arm pain which goes quickly, then there is the special misjudged ballistic poi pain. This feels like a lobster trying to crawl from your bladder to your stomach and is accomanied by nausea. This lobster feeling lasts for (about) ten minutes.


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Lillie Frog


Lillie Frog

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Location: wales

Total posts: 558
Posted:Written by: andythepoi


PAH! Having a baby? Like shelling peas mate, shelling peas. IT only takes nine months because it happens to be women that give birth! IF us stronger sex, the sex that really knows how to knuckle down and graft, if WE had babies, then it would be two weeks, pop, next! hehehehe

>>wanders off chuckling......



That might very well be true, but thebabies would be pretty funny looking, wouldn't they?
All held together with nuts and bolts, everything on not quite straight, and the bloke stood there, dusting his hands off, saying 'that'll do for now...'
It might take us 9 months, but at least we do it propper.

biggrin


Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Lillie Frog

My bloke don't do poi, but a momment ago he just picked up my poi and started swinging them around.
Then they got tangled and swung up and hit him in the knackers.
I probably shouldn't laugh, but I am.
And I probably shouldn't be telling you all, but I am!
Laugh with me.
ubblol lolsign ubblol
It's a shame really...



The best display I ever saw was when one of my friends grabbed my fire poi (unlit, but quite heavy) and swung them at full speed until that very same thing happened.

But then he did the most curious thing:
He grabbed his crotch, and ran around in a circle three times before he collapsed into a fetal ball on the ground moaning in pain. ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:Written by:
But then he did the most curious thing:
He grabbed his crotch, and ran around in a circle three times before he collapsed into a fetal ball on the ground moaning in pain.





ubblol ubblol ubblol


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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Written by: Domino

In no way am I claiming that taking a shot in the pills is worse than childbirth but in the interest of education I thought I'd try and explain how it feels.

Firstly, this explaination needs knowledge of the fairly self-explainatry phrase "meat and two veg"

Getting hit in the "meat" is not too bad, it's the same type pain as being hit in the arm. Getting hit in the "veg" is very different. Firstly there is the "normal" hit in the arm pain which goes quickly, then there is the special misjudged ballistic poi pain. This feels like a lobster trying to crawl from your bladder to your stomach and is accomanied by nausea. This lobster feeling lasts for (about) ten minutes.




thats prob gotta be the best explanation for it ive ever heard! the only how i would describe it, imagine being winded, but it starts in your nuts is so much stronger and spreads throughout your body, very slowly, oww


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Lillie Frog


Lillie Frog

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Location: wales

Total posts: 558
Posted:Dogs always turn round three times before they lie down...
It's probably something to do with that.
lolsign


Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

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andythepoi


andythepoi

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Location: manchester, uk

Total posts: 508
Posted:Written by: Lillie Frog


That might very well be true, but thebabies would be pretty funny looking, wouldn't they?
All held together with nuts and bolts, everything on not quite straight, and the bloke stood there, dusting his hands off, saying 'that'll do for now...'
It might take us 9 months, but at least we do it propper.

biggrin



A quite extraordinarily good "touche". Excellently done.

smile


It's smashing to be back x

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