AdeSILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia


Posted:
if you take one sheet of newspaper and roll up along the diagonal - what do you have?

the perfect practice staff for work eek

if you take two sheets and roll them up (individually) then what do you have?

a double staff practice set for the office

can't believe I only just discovered this!!! ubblol

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
..but..but...ADE! does your office not have smoke alarms?!? ubbangel

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DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
well, i heard universities were resorting to drastic cost cutting measures.... biggrin

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


PyrolificBRONZE Member
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia


Posted:
lol

nice work Ade. I'll remember that one

Josh

--
Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!


King Of Bongoaddict
522 posts
Location: Berlin


Posted:
brilliant!
nice to see the papers are getting used for something other than for wrapping things to put in boxes!
Ben

Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.


{anthrax}BRONZE Member
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England


Posted:
If you ever buy a train ticket, Fold it up as though you were about to have a smoke. Then have fun flipping it round your fingers waiting for the journey to end. If you break it or lose it, just buy another one!!!

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
i spin lighter when a staf isnt handy smile

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


Ariadmember
66 posts

Posted:
Another use for newspaper

Somebody should make a book about that, or there is already one S:

Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
It's also conviniently shaped well to whap someone over the head with.
*hides from the massive paper attack*

UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Or wrapping your chips (Fries for all you English language bastardising people wink) up in.

Except that was outlawed in 1987 when it was deemed it was unhygenic...

The Ink bled into the chips (see above note) and made your mouth all black when you ate them.

Which makes sence really.

Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
The problem people have been having ever since they made pens, is trying to get the ink to dry faster. Small tidbits I remember from 8th grade: the fastest ink drying in normal room temperatures (72 degrees... it's normal for san diego, people) was approximately .003 seconds. I remember sitting there thinking about how funny it would be to see someone with a stopwatch waiting for ink to dry.

Wow. ubblol
Kinudin

UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
umm

Ok.

thanks for that wonderful titbit of information.

0.03 seconds... I will have to remember that and get it into a coversation tomorrow.

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire


umm

Ok.

thanks for that wonderful titbit of information.

0.03 seconds... I will have to remember that and get it into a coversation tomorrow.




"please sir take your hand off my crotch, the ink in my pen dries in 0.03 seconds. thanks."

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UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Thanks for that idea Bender mate (and you already know Casstetteboy mentions you in a song dont you?)

however today is not tomorrow, regardless of which side of the world you are on.

:o)

Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire


however today is not tomorrow, regardless of which side of the world you are on.





Ouch! My head hurts. But I got it. i'm going to say that randomly tomorrow.
Kinudin

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
erm is that the 'joliver' track? i am *not* 30 years old!
plz ask me again in 5 years.

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UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I have made a note of it in my diary.

smile

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Was it a C#?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Nope..

It was B flat.

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Pfff - that's a rubbish note

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Compared to?

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:

*Biinnnnnnnnnnggggg*

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ping?

{anthrax}BRONZE Member
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England


Posted:
compared to THE MIGHTY PINCH HARMONIC

WAAAAOOOOOOOOW

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast


whyBRONZE Member
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire


ping?


pong umm

You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
you don't know what you're getting yourself into why
ping quickly, before it's too late!

whyBRONZE Member
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Written by: Molly


you don't know what you're getting yourself into why
ping quickly, before it's too late!


too late already ubbloco


piiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw


UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Pong

ta.

hug

Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
Tsk Mr UCoF
put that down and get back to work

:tskish scowls:

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