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Are we there yet?
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Location: australia
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Posted:
if you take one sheet of newspaper and roll up along the diagonal - what do you have?
the perfect practice staff for work
if you take two sheets and roll them up (individually) then what do you have?
a double staff practice set for the office
can't believe I only just discovered this!!!
if you take one sheet of newspaper and roll up along the diagonal - what do you have?
the perfect practice staff for work
if you take two sheets and roll them up (individually) then what do you have?
a double staff practice set for the office
can't believe I only just discovered this!!!
GOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
..but..but...ADE! does your office not have smoke alarms?!?
..but..but...ADE! does your office not have smoke alarms?!?
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ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
well, i heard universities were resorting to drastic cost cutting measures....
well, i heard universities were resorting to drastic cost cutting measures....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
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Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Posted:
lol
nice work Ade. I'll remember that one
Josh
lol
nice work Ade. I'll remember that one
Josh
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addict
522 posts
Location: Berlin
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Location: Berlin
Posted:
brilliant!
nice to see the papers are getting used for something other than for wrapping things to put in boxes!
Ben
brilliant!
nice to see the papers are getting used for something other than for wrapping things to put in boxes!
Ben
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So live it.
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Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England
Posted:
If you ever buy a train ticket, Fold it up as though you were about to have a smoke. Then have fun flipping it round your fingers waiting for the journey to end. If you break it or lose it, just buy another one!!!
If you ever buy a train ticket, Fold it up as though you were about to have a smoke. Then have fun flipping it round your fingers waiting for the journey to end. If you break it or lose it, just buy another one!!!
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sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa
Posted:
i spin lighter when a staf isnt handy
i spin lighter when a staf isnt handy
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Posted:
Another use for newspaper
Somebody should make a book about that, or there is already one S:
Another use for newspaper
Somebody should make a book about that, or there is already one S:
veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
Posted:
It's also conviniently shaped well to whap someone over the head with.
*hides from the massive paper attack*
It's also conviniently shaped well to whap someone over the head with.
*hides from the massive paper attack*
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Or wrapping your chips (Fries for all you English language bastardising people
) up in.
Except that was outlawed in 1987 when it was deemed it was unhygenic...
The Ink bled into the chips (see above note) and made your mouth all black when you ate them.
Which makes sence really.
Or wrapping your chips (Fries for all you English language bastardising people
) up in.Except that was outlawed in 1987 when it was deemed it was unhygenic...
The Ink bled into the chips (see above note) and made your mouth all black when you ate them.
Which makes sence really.
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Location: San Diego, California, USA
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
Posted:
The problem people have been having ever since they made pens, is trying to get the ink to dry faster. Small tidbits I remember from 8th grade: the fastest ink drying in normal room temperatures (72 degrees... it's normal for san diego, people) was approximately .003 seconds. I remember sitting there thinking about how funny it would be to see someone with a stopwatch waiting for ink to dry.
Wow.
Kinudin
The problem people have been having ever since they made pens, is trying to get the ink to dry faster. Small tidbits I remember from 8th grade: the fastest ink drying in normal room temperatures (72 degrees... it's normal for san diego, people) was approximately .003 seconds. I remember sitting there thinking about how funny it would be to see someone with a stopwatch waiting for ink to dry.
Wow.
Kinudin
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Ok.
thanks for that wonderful titbit of information.
0.03 seconds... I will have to remember that and get it into a coversation tomorrow.
Ok.
thanks for that wonderful titbit of information.
0.03 seconds... I will have to remember that and get it into a coversation tomorrow.
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
"please sir take your hand off my crotch, the ink in my pen dries in 0.03 seconds. thanks."
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire
Ok.
thanks for that wonderful titbit of information.
0.03 seconds... I will have to remember that and get it into a coversation tomorrow.
"please sir take your hand off my crotch, the ink in my pen dries in 0.03 seconds. thanks."
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Thanks for that idea Bender mate (and you already know Casstetteboy mentions you in a song dont you?)
however today is not tomorrow, regardless of which side of the world you are on.
:o)
Thanks for that idea Bender mate (and you already know Casstetteboy mentions you in a song dont you?)
however today is not tomorrow, regardless of which side of the world you are on.
:o)
veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
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Location: San Diego, California, USA
Posted:
Ouch! My head hurts. But I got it. i'm going to say that randomly tomorrow.
Kinudin
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire
however today is not tomorrow, regardless of which side of the world you are on.
Ouch! My head hurts. But I got it. i'm going to say that randomly tomorrow.
Kinudin
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still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
erm is that the 'joliver' track? i am *not* 30 years old!
plz ask me again in 5 years.
erm is that the 'joliver' track? i am *not* 30 years old!
plz ask me again in 5 years.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
I have made a note of it in my diary.
I have made a note of it in my diary.
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Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
Was it a C#?
Was it a C#?
Burner of Toast
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Nope..
It was B flat.
Nope..
It was B flat.
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Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
Pfff - that's a rubbish note
Pfff - that's a rubbish note
Burner of Toast
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Posted:
Compared to?
Compared to?
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Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
*Biinnnnnnnnnnggggg*
*Biinnnnnnnnnnggggg*
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
SILVER Member
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
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Posted:
ping?
ping?
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Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England
Posted:
compared to THE MIGHTY PINCH HARMONIC
WAAAAOOOOOOOOW
compared to THE MIGHTY PINCH HARMONIC
WAAAAOOOOOOOOW
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not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
Written by: Unborn Children on Firepong
ping?
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
you don't know what you're getting yourself into why
ping quickly, before it's too late!
you don't know what you're getting yourself into why
ping quickly, before it's too late!
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not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Written by: Mollytoo late already
you don't know what you're getting yourself into why
ping quickly, before it's too late!
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Pong
ta.
Pong
ta.
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
Tsk Mr UCoF
put that down and get back to work
:tskish scowls:
Tsk Mr UCoF
put that down and get back to work
:tskish scowls:
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