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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
have fur, will huggle
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Location: table in front of the pc.
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Location: table in front of the pc.
Posted:
He means that you're really nice Aunty Molly. You helped all those people with their hooly hoops and you make people smile even when you're really tiredy and stuff.
You're silly I think. Good silly like a kangamaroo or a koaley bear. Not bad silly like an evil clown.
He means that you're really nice Aunty Molly. You helped all those people with their hooly hoops and you make people smile even when you're really tiredy and stuff.
You're silly I think. Good silly like a kangamaroo or a koaley bear. Not bad silly like an evil clown.
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
I think you need a hoop. Mollymole was very fond of the big pink fluffy one, but she has no sense of scale
You could hoop with your feet
I think you need a hoop. Mollymole was very fond of the big pink fluffy one, but she has no sense of scale
You could hoop with your feet
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
I brought you a :smooßßh:
It's pretzel-flavoured
I brought you a :smooßßh:
It's pretzel-flavoured
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Thank you hun 
Thank you hun Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey! Am sooooo pleased you're coming to Wales! ( just thought....you're already in wales as you live there so what i meant to say is, I'm glad you can now come along!)
t'is gonna be oooodles of fun. See you in a couple of weeks
Hey! Am sooooo pleased you're coming to Wales! (
just thought....you're already in wales as you live there so what i meant to say is, I'm glad you can now come along!)t'is gonna be oooodles of fun. See you in a couple of weeks
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm looking forward to seeing you too!
I was in Llangennith (the end of the Gower peninsular) at the weekend. There are loads of sand dunes and a big campsite there and the surf is great. I think it would be a perfect place to have a meet, apart from it not having great public transport, but its no worse than Tara. The only problem is I can't get them to agree to have a large group of adults book. I was wondering if we could get around this by booking in advance in small groups that claimed to be families. SO who do you want as your children
I'm going to have Nate and maybe Havokist Who should I have as their daddy?
I'm looking forward to seeing you too! I was in Llangennith (the end of the Gower peninsular) at the weekend. There are loads of sand dunes and a big campsite there and the surf is great. I think it would be a perfect place to have a meet, apart from it not having great public transport, but its no worse than Tara. The only problem is I can't get them to agree to have a large group of adults book. I was wondering if we could get around this by booking in advance in small groups that claimed to be families. SO who do you want as your children
I'm going to have Nate and maybe Havokist
Who should I have as their daddy? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Surely it'd have to be ucof?? He is your biatch afterall!
Surely it'd have to be ucof?? He is your biatch afterall!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I have 4 male Biatches Jonny is Number 1 so......but Jonny looks too young to be Nates dad.... he could be his step dad I guess Oooo I get a toy boy! YAY!
I have 4 male Biatches
Jonny is Number 1 so......but Jonny looks too young to be Nates dad.... he could be his step dad I guess Oooo I get a toy boy! YAY! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I just dribbled coffee.... xxx
I just dribbled coffee.... xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
have fur, will huggle
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
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Location: table in front of the pc.
Posted:
IS uncle strugz a biatch? He would make a good daddy I think.
IS uncle strugz a biatch? He would make a good daddy I think.
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
oooo ooooo i want Strugz as my biatch..... (Do you already have him as yours Helz)?) xxx
oooo ooooo i want Strugz as my biatch..... (Do you already have him as yours Helz)?) xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I dunno about a Biatch...........but he was Slave Boy for a while
I dunno about a Biatch...........but he was Slave Boy for a while
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
ahhhh to much information hun!!! haha xxx
ahhhh to much information hun!!! haha xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
No! Not enough information! More details! And preferably a video!
No! Not enough information! More details! And preferably a video!
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
and once again my intro slides into the gutter!
Bugis are you asking me? If so no Strugz isn't one of my Biatches.
I have
1. Jonny UCoF
2. Garthy
3. Rossco
4. Bov
and a perfect bunch they make
and once again my intro slides into the gutter! Bugis are you asking me? If so no Strugz isn't one of my Biatches.
I have
1. Jonny UCoF
2. Garthy
3. Rossco
4. Bov
and a perfect bunch they make
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I wouldn't know what to do with a biatch if I had one.
I think I'll just stick with my friends and my mutually respectful girlfriend.
But I'll use lots of ghetto slang to make up for it.
I wouldn't know what to do with a biatch if I had one.
I think I'll just stick with my friends and my mutually respectful girlfriend.
But I'll use lots of ghetto slang to make up for it.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Go on then NYC. Ghetto slang it is
Im sure if I could pass myself off as Nates dad, I just need one of these (to pretend to be my dad)
Go on then NYC. Ghetto slang it is
Im sure if I could pass myself off as Nates dad, I just need one of these (to pretend to be my dad)
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Jonny babe wha.....?
Jonny babe wha.....? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
*says hello*
*says hello*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello Ry
Hows it going down under? You stole summer...... we are getting shorter days...... hmmmm winters not so bad though. Roaring fires and big wooly jumpers. Hot chocolate and roast chestnuts. Snuggly blankets and Christmas....I just hope it isn't a very rainy winter so I can still get to hoop lots
Hello Ry
Hows it going down under? You stole summer...... we are getting shorter days...... hmmmm winters not so bad though. Roaring fires and big wooly jumpers. Hot chocolate and roast chestnuts. Snuggly blankets and Christmas....I just hope it isn't a very rainy winter so I can still get to hoop lots
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Down under's alright.. Can't claim responsibility for the theft of summer though. It's barely spring here I was just telling pidgeon.. Hot chocolate.. mmmm. Had myself a super mug of milo just now. Have been urged to reconsider and state that cadbury hilights is better than milo, but on a taste basis, I don't believe I can say that honestly.
You know, a couple of pixies down here work magic with the hoop.. would be wonderful for you to get down here and do a bit of a hoop retreat perhaps?
Down under's alright.. Can't claim responsibility for the theft of summer though. It's barely spring here I was just telling pidgeon.. Hot chocolate.. mmmm. Had myself a super mug of milo just now. Have been urged to reconsider and state that cadbury hilights is better than milo, but on a taste basis, I don't believe I can say that honestly.
You know, a couple of pixies down here work magic with the hoop.. would be wonderful for you to get down here and do a bit of a hoop retreat perhaps?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'd love to come over but until Dubs makes me a transporter machine I can't see it happening.
For one I don't have the money for the flight and for 2 I get claustraphobic on planes and freak out a bit if I feel trapped.
: sigh :
I'd love to come over but until Dubs makes me a transporter machine I can't see it happening.
For one I don't have the money for the flight and for 2 I get claustraphobic on planes and freak out a bit if I feel trapped.
: sigh :
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
What about if you closed your eyes the entire way there?
Would that work?
What about if you closed your eyes the entire way there?
Would that work?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Sadly no because I think I might need to get up for the loo and need to walk about a bit so I don't get DVTs. Unless they allow me a guide dog on board?
Sadly no because I think I might need to get up for the loo and need to walk about a bit so I don't get DVTs. Unless they allow me a guide dog on board?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Im sure you could find a hunky air steward to be your gimp for the duration of the flight
Im sure you could find a hunky air steward to be your gimp for the duration of the flight
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Once again..... Slide.... gutter......down......
I love my Intro! Its so full of stupidness and fun.
Thank you all you fantabulous people for coming in here and being utterly stupid!
You are all perfect!
Once again..... Slide.... gutter......down......I love my Intro! Its so full of stupidness and fun.
Thank you all you fantabulous people for coming in here and being utterly stupid!
You are all perfect!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Rather than the long flight down under, why not warm up with a shorter flight to Sunny New York City?
Again, once Molly has gotten here. I'm useless.
Rather than the long flight down under, why not warm up with a shorter flight to Sunny New York City?
Again, once Molly has gotten here. I'm useless.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
But but but but but b..b..b... Flying makes me panic. Even thinking about it makes me panic. It took all my will power and meditation skills just to get me from Cardiff to Ireland by plane and thats a 40 min hop. I'd be a gibbering wreck if I had to be on a plane longer.
But but but but but b..b..b... Flying makes me panic. Even thinking about it makes me panic. It took all my will power and meditation skills just to get me from Cardiff to Ireland by plane and thats a 40 min hop. I'd be a gibbering wreck if I had to be on a plane longer.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
So you probably aren't yet acquainted with the open bar on international flights
So you probably aren't yet acquainted with the open bar on international flights
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I understand. But you'd have OH so much fun in our little City.
Especially with the Mole to show you around She's quite the tour guide.
Maybe one day.
I understand. But you'd have OH so much fun in our little City.
Especially with the Mole to show you around She's quite the tour guide.Maybe one day.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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