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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
*stuffs chocolate in Skully's mouth and in her ears and nose and lays wafer thin chocolatey bits over her eyes...
... and a choc ice down your front for good measure*
Is this helping dear?
*stuffs chocolate in Skully's mouth and in her ears and nose and lays wafer thin chocolatey bits over her eyes...
... and a choc ice down your front for good measure*
Is this helping dear?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Why yes! Its very, very helpful indeed!
I'm thinking Brecon mountains and Henrhyd Falls..... or the Black mountains....... hmmmm I'll have to do a bit of a map look and then drag someone to drive me out to have a look about.
Why yes! Its very, very helpful indeed!
I'm thinking Brecon mountains and Henrhyd Falls..... or the Black mountains....... hmmmm I'll have to do a bit of a map look and then drag someone to drive me out to have a look about.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Posted:
Skully? When is the Welsh Invasion happening?
grabs a wafer chocolate from on of Skully's eyes and nibbles on it, waiting for an answer.
Skully? When is the Welsh Invasion happening?
grabs a wafer chocolate from on of Skully's eyes and nibbles on it, waiting for an answer.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Are you trying to ruin our best invasion tactic Gidg? - the element of suprise!
Skully is just going to wake up one morning and find her whole house FULL of HoPpers. In the cupboards and the pillows and the curtains and the cat and the teapot (smaller HoPpers only need apply for those two).
But enough of these indiscreet revelations...
Morning beautiful lady
How are you today?
Are you trying to ruin our best invasion tactic Gidg? - the element of suprise!
Skully is just going to wake up one morning and find her whole house FULL of HoPpers. In the cupboards and the pillows and the curtains and the cat and the teapot (smaller HoPpers only need apply for those two).
But enough of these indiscreet revelations...
Morning beautiful lady
How are you today?
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Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
I think Jon might be getting a bit soggy
I think Jon might be getting a bit soggy
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Did he have a little accident?
Did he have a little accident?
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Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
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Posted:
At least the rescue crews will see him with those orange pants
At least the rescue crews will see him with those orange pants
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
The front of which handily fold down!
:furiously wiggling eyebrows not quite sure of what innuendo they're making but it must be in there somewhere: oooer 
The front of which handily fold down!
:furiously wiggling eyebrows not quite sure of what innuendo they're making but it must be in there somewhere: oooer
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lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
oooh ooooooh Mountains and waterfalls would be ACE!
Just popped in to give you one of these foutainy foundue type things to help with the organising.
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....and look - it'a a picture in a thread!
cheers for your help with that!
oooh ooooooh Mountains and waterfalls would be ACE!
Just popped in to give you one of these foutainy foundue type things to help with the organising.
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....and look - it'a a picture in a thread!
cheers for your help with that! Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
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Posted:
well done helz
well done helz
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I hope my lil Jonny UCoF isn't all drownded! I can't let Mr Eavis drown my No1 Biatch! What would I do for back rubs and huggage if that happened?
It doesn't bear thinking about!
Gidg I'm kind of planning on September but if that all goes pear shaped it will be next year sometime........ Molly what you don't know is that when we say Wales what we really mean is Molly's new place..... but shhhhhhh nobody tell Molly..... oops.... let the cat out of tha bag.
Hels that looks sooooooooo yummy! I could just stick my head into the running chocolate with my mouth open.......... Mmmmmmmmmmmm *drools like Homer*
Claire I have a note in my sketch pad that I'm meant to ask you to get Nate some balls....... I remember that much of it ...... sadly I don't remember where I put my sketch pad when I came home and can't remember which balls he wanted..... I'm such a sievehead. When I find it again I'll pm you. I wanna pm you about something else that I do remember but its gonna take a lot of typing and right now my fingers don't want to type. Its taking me ages to type just this
Molly the fact that you know that Jon's trousers flap open at the front leads me to believe that whilst I was sleeping you must have been trying on his clothes. I hope there is photographic evidence of that. I think you would look grand in his orange ones.
I hope my lil Jonny UCoF isn't all drownded! I can't let Mr Eavis drown my No1 Biatch! What would I do for back rubs and huggage if that happened?
It doesn't bear thinking about!Gidg I'm kind of planning on September but if that all goes pear shaped it will be next year sometime........ Molly what you don't know is that when we say Wales what we really mean is Molly's new place..... but shhhhhhh nobody tell Molly..... oops.... let the cat out of tha bag.
Hels that looks sooooooooo yummy! I could just stick my head into the running chocolate with my mouth open.......... Mmmmmmmmmmmm *drools like Homer*
Claire I have a note in my sketch pad that I'm meant to ask you to get Nate some balls....... I remember that much of it ...... sadly I don't remember where I put my sketch pad when I came home and can't remember which balls he wanted..... I'm such a sievehead. When I find it again I'll pm you. I wanna pm you about something else that I do remember but its gonna take a lot of typing and right now my fingers don't want to type. Its taking me ages to type just this
Molly the fact that you know that Jon's trousers flap open at the front leads me to believe that whilst I was sleeping you must have been trying on his clothes. I hope there is photographic evidence of that. I think you would look grand in his orange ones.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
aaaaatchoooo!
where did all these cats come from?
anyway...
no dear lady, Jon showed us most proudly how they had a huge flap whilst we were pretending not to notice that we were lying on everyone elses sleeping bags. I did like his trousers though... I still think they'd look better with sparkley bits
moff to barbeque whilst pretending it isn't raining
Smoooosh
aaaaatchoooo!
where did all these cats come from?
anyway...
no dear lady, Jon showed us most proudly how they had a huge flap whilst we were pretending not to notice that we were lying on everyone elses sleeping bags. I did like his trousers though... I still think they'd look better with sparkley bits
moff to barbeque whilst pretending it isn't raining
Smoooosh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Oh yeah I remember now. He has a cat flap at the front of them for speed of access....... not for that smutty girl, for if he is busting to go to the loo!
I just realised 3 of my Biatches are at Glasto........ OMG what if they are all washed away! That only leaves me with Nate!
They better be ok! I can't live with out Ross's eyelashes and Jons cute butt and if Garthy the eye candy was washed way..... *shudders* Even worse, Gayle one of my evil triplets....... arghhhhhh I can't live without Gayle! I think I better send Mr Eavis a strongly worded message that insists he finds them all and dries them off and puts them somewhere safe!
Oh yeah I remember now. He has a cat flap at the front of them for speed of access....... not for that smutty girl, for if he is busting to go to the loo!
I just realised 3 of my Biatches are at Glasto........ OMG what if they are all washed away! That only leaves me with Nate!
They better be ok! I can't live with out Ross's eyelashes and Jons cute butt and if Garthy the eye candy was washed way..... *shudders* Even worse, Gayle one of my evil triplets....... arghhhhhh I can't live without Gayle! I think I better send Mr Eavis a strongly worded message that insists he finds them all and dries them off and puts them somewhere safe! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
You girls is cwazy.
I blame the mole.
You girls is cwazy.
I blame the mole.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
careful there NYC or you'll find a worms head in your bed...
except it'll be my bed...
and which end of the worm is the head?
careful there NYC or you'll find a worms head in your bed...
except it'll be my bed...
and which end of the worm is the head?
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Posted:
The bit of it that it puts its hat on of course silly girl!
and
When does the odd american get here and how long is he here? Will you be making him come and watch us be silly in Falmouth? As Chocolate/suntan lotion faery I need to know how many I will be feeding and spraying..... Ooooo think if I mix up the 2..... that could be a bit yucky. chocolate rubbed on the skin is fine but suntan lotion in the mouth ...... blah! :gags:
The bit of it that it puts its hat on of course silly girl!
and When does the odd american get here and how long is he here? Will you be making him come and watch us be silly in Falmouth? As Chocolate/suntan lotion faery I need to know how many I will be feeding and spraying
..... Ooooo think if I mix up the 2..... that could be a bit yucky. chocolate rubbed on the skin is fine but suntan lotion in the mouth ...... blah! :gags: Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
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The bit of it that it puts its hat on of course silly girl!
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
WEDNESDAY!
ahem
It is customary for one to remove one's hat before the removal of one's head
and a worm can be chopped into 16ths and still be Ok, if quite multiple.
WEDNESDAY!
ahem
It is customary for one to remove one's hat before the removal of one's head
and a worm can be chopped into 16ths and still be Ok, if quite multiple.
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Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
No problems missus... PM me when you're ready
No problems missus... PM me when you're ready
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello! i'm back. i like jonny's trousers too. I want to adopt Trippie Hippie and keep him in my wardrobe. He said he'll only come if i install a grow light. Hmmm. Must find a grow light.
All of us survived the wall onslaught by about 30 feet. Tis all gravy....
Hello! i'm back. i like jonny's trousers too. I want to adopt Trippie Hippie and keep him in my wardrobe. He said he'll only come if i install a grow light. Hmmm. Must find a grow light.
All of us survived the wall onslaught by about 30 feet. Tis all gravy....
Gayle.....!
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Chocolate Pirate (Fairy) recipe
Ingredients
1 1/2 oz rum
1 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 oz milk
2 scoops chocolate ice cream
add wings and tutus (tutuii?) to taste
Chocolate Pirate (Fairy) recipe
Ingredients
1 1/2 oz rum
1 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 oz milk
2 scoops chocolate ice cream
add wings and tutus (tutuii?) to taste
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
that sounds yummy
I've been trying to kill a cold/flu/fever thing off with curry and whiskey this evening but its not working..... although it is making me type utter bollox all over hop..... bad bad skully
Praise be the spell check thingie.
Whats all this that you are not coming to Falmouth!!! You have to come or I'll throw a toddler temper tantrum and throw all my toys out of the playpen!
that sounds yummy
I've been trying to kill a cold/flu/fever thing off with curry and whiskey this evening but its not working..... although it is making me type utter bollox all over hop..... bad bad skully
Praise be the spell check thingie.
Whats all this that you are not coming to Falmouth!!! You have to come or I'll throw a toddler temper tantrum and throw all my toys out of the playpen!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
How to say hello umm ( thinks hard here) i know i'lkl make you a choclate cake .
Here you go but can i try that alcholic beverage that mooly made up.
How to say hello umm ( thinks hard here) i know i'lkl make you a choclate cake .
Here you go but can i try that alcholic beverage that mooly made up.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Hello Puk
You are most welcome in here. Warning though.... don't read any posts by NYC that have the words 'milk' and 'woman' in them. It will just make you feel all wriggly squirmy uneasy!
You are most welcome to share in the alcomaholic beverage that Mooly made up. Just make sure her Mole didn't put a worm in the bottom of your glass.
Yum chocolate cake
Hello Puk
You are most welcome in here. Warning though.... don't read any posts by NYC that have the words 'milk' and 'woman' in them. It will just make you feel all wriggly squirmy uneasy!
You are most welcome to share in the alcomaholic beverage that Mooly made up. Just make sure her Mole didn't put a worm in the bottom of your glass.
Yum chocolate cake
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Posted:
Skully!
stop spoiling the mole's suprises.
It was going to be a pirate fairy worm as well and everything :sulk:
oooo I really do have a can of chocolate worms at home...
Skully when are you coming round for tea?
Thank you for being such a sound source of information yesterday Your straightforwardness was very calming on a het up panicy sort of day 
Skully!
stop spoiling the mole's suprises.
It was going to be a pirate fairy worm as well and everything :sulk:
oooo I really do have a can of chocolate worms at home...
Skully when are you coming round for tea?
Thank you for being such a sound source of information yesterday
Your straightforwardness was very calming on a het up panicy sort of day GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
I hope you found everyone that was unaccounted for hun
I'll make you tea when you get to Falmouth.... because you are coming! Trust me on this one. You WILL be there.
I hope you found everyone that was unaccounted for hun
I'll make you tea when you get to Falmouth.... because you are coming! Trust me on this one. You WILL be there.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Will I now?
I found everyone eventually.
My mother had been at a class just beside Edgeware Road and was completely bemused to come out to see all the police and ambulances. But she walks everywhere and my brother-in-law commutes by the river boat so it was more of an irrational panic really.
Will I now?
I found everyone eventually.
My mother had been at a class just beside Edgeware Road and was completely bemused to come out to see all the police and ambulances. But she walks everywhere and my brother-in-law commutes by the river boat so it was more of an irrational panic really.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
As long as they are all safe thats all that matters.
YAY for boat users and walkers!
Yes you are!
As long as they are all safe thats all that matters.
YAY for boat users and walkers!
Yes you are!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
I think I'd like commuting by boat. Especially if there were ducks
Sadly it is illegal to row across the meadows (a big park in the middle of Edinburgh) after midnight so I'd have to make sure I got home early.
:more eyebrows that a smilie can handle:
I think I'd like commuting by boat. Especially if there were ducks
Sadly it is illegal to row across the meadows (a big park in the middle of Edinburgh) after midnight so I'd have to make sure I got home early.
:more eyebrows that a smilie can handle:
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Molly just give in and come to Falmouth. Its much easier if you do. I won't have to nag you until you have nightmares about me sneaking up on you and constantly whispering "come to falmouth .....come to falmouth" in your ear and you won't have to waste valuable bug mashing time saying "no no no no no OH ok I'll be there". We'll even let you bring the American. He might need a bit of an airing though because I bet he hasn't left your bed/sofa since he got here. Also if you come you'll get to meet Flaming Deity.... someone that can almost keep up with my utter bollox talking.... a rare person indeed!
We can even appoint you some biatches..... there will be loads to choose from Come on! You know you want to! I'll throw in breakfast at Asda.
NYC you don't want to have come all this way over the pond and not get to meet Mags! Make Molly bring you to Falmouth!
Oh hurry up and say yes you are coming before my '!' key gets worn out!!!
Molly just give in and come to Falmouth. Its much easier if you do. I won't have to nag you until you have nightmares about me sneaking up on you and constantly whispering "come to falmouth .....come to falmouth" in your ear and you won't have to waste valuable bug mashing time saying "no no no no no OH ok I'll be there". We'll even let you bring the American. He might need a bit of an airing though because I bet he hasn't left your bed/sofa since he got here. Also if you come you'll get to meet Flaming Deity.... someone that can almost keep up with my utter bollox talking.... a rare person indeed!
We can even appoint you some biatches..... there will be loads to choose from
Come on! You know you want to! I'll throw in breakfast at Asda.NYC you don't want to have come all this way over the pond and not get to meet Mags! Make Molly bring you to Falmouth!
Oh hurry up and say yes you are coming before my '!' key gets worn out!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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