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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
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I thought I'd see if I could find a copy of the t-shirt on line for you but so far no luck, but I did find these........enjoy!
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Would you wear this if you did work in the nuclear industry?? Thats bound to make you popular at parties!
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I thought of this one for UCoF
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and this is for you Gidg
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for the dyslexic hippies amoungst us.
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and one for the veggies like me!
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I thought I'd see if I could find a copy of the t-shirt on line for you but so far no luck, but I did find these........enjoy!
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Would you wear this if you did work in the nuclear industry?? Thats bound to make you popular at parties!
Non-Https Image Link
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I thought of this one for UCoF
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and this is for you Gidg
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for the dyslexic hippies amoungst us.
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and one for the veggies like me!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*giggle*, now that pogo stick is cute.
*giggle*, now that pogo stick is cute.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
ahhhhhh dont i get one
ahhhhhh dont i get one
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Go check out your thread...... you get 3!
Go check out your thread...... you get 3!
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
I have a slice of simnal cake most especially for you because it has marzipan in it and on it and you like marzipan
happy unbirthday
I have a slice of simnal cake most especially for you because it has marzipan in it and on it and you like marzipan
happy unbirthday
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
ahhh your sooooo sweet i wist you were coming to sheffield...
ahhh your sooooo sweet i wist you were coming to sheffield...
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
i sent a dragon with a flower... did he give it to you?
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Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Thank you Molly for the unbirthday cake present.....yum!
Ooooo a welsh dragon bearing daffs,what more could a girl ask for? Thank you Lemming.
I wish I was coming to Shefield too Brodie, so I could fill UCoF's tent/mansion with foam and dress up the kinky HoP nurse as a werewolf and play and learn and sing and dance and.......well a bit of everything really. Next time, I'll be there with bells on....... where does that saying come from? Bells on what? Why bells? hmmmmm........
*goes on a google search*
Thank you Molly for the unbirthday cake present.....yum!
Ooooo a welsh dragon bearing daffs,what more could a girl ask for? Thank you Lemming.
I wish I was coming to Shefield too Brodie, so I could fill UCoF's tent/mansion with foam and dress up the kinky HoP nurse as a werewolf and play and learn and sing and dance and.......well a bit of everything really. Next time, I'll be there with bells on....... where does that saying come from? Bells on what? Why bells? hmmmmm........
*goes on a google search*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
why aren't you coming Skully? It's gonna be ace
why aren't you coming Skully? It's gonna be ace
Let's relight this forum 
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Its a long and boring story Dunc to do with money and having been off work for nearly 4 months. I'll spare you the details. I'll just say this week has been my first week back at work (all be it only mornings) and I am getting back into the swing of it and feeling better by the day. Hopefully by the middle of next month I'll be back in full time and feeling fit and ready to come and fill Jon's tent up with foam at every opportunity I get!
Its a long and boring story Dunc to do with money and having been off work for nearly 4 months. I'll spare you the details. I'll just say this week has been my first week back at work (all be it only mornings) and I am getting back into the swing of it and feeling better by the day. Hopefully by the middle of next month I'll be back in full time and feeling fit and ready to come and fill Jon's tent up with foam at every opportunity I get!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
That's one helluva lot of foam! I doubt there's enough in the whole of Canterbury ot fill up his tent, you'll have to bring some with you from Wales.
Glad you're better and that you're out and about
That's one helluva lot of foam! I doubt there's enough in the whole of Canterbury ot fill up his tent, you'll have to bring some with you from Wales.
Glad you're better and that you're out and about
Let's relight this forum
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm glad too! Thanks!
I'll have to get Dub to invent a pocket sized foam making machine. I can't be that hard!
I'm glad too!
Thanks! I'll have to get Dub to invent a pocket sized foam making machine. I can't be that hard!
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newbie
13 posts
Location: Edinburgh
13 posts
Location: Edinburgh
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Why aren't you coming to Sheffield?
Why aren't you coming to Sheffield?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
lol i can think of some interesting places to attach bells, but to save money on glue, do you have any piercings??
*** also goes on a google search**
lol i can think of some interesting places to attach bells, but to save money on glue, do you have any piercings??
*** also goes on a google search**
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg wonders in and starts looking in corners and under sofa cushions
Skully? Have you seen my Tuesday?
Gidg wonders in and starts looking in corners and under sofa cushions
Skully? Have you seen my Tuesday?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
lol can i be your wedensdaY
lol can i be your wedensdaY
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*giggle* now that has some interesting possibilities Brodie.
*giggle* now that has some interesting possibilities Brodie.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Posted:
Some people consider Wednesday to be the Hump Day!
Some people consider Wednesday to be the Hump Day!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Patrick!!!!
Patrick!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Gidg hun, where did you leave it? It can't of gone far. Tuesdays always have very short legs and big fat hairy beer bellies hanging down to the floor.
It friday today isn't it? its taken you a long time to report it missing!
Brodie where exactly do I need these piercings to be? And how big are the bells???
*eyes start to water at the thought of it*
Patrick am I going to have to take you out back again and rebuke you? Or was that a totally innocent reference to camels?
Gidg hun, where did you leave it? It can't of gone far. Tuesdays always have very short legs and big fat hairy beer bellies hanging down to the floor.
It friday today isn't it? its taken you a long time to report it missing!
Brodie where exactly do I need these piercings to be? And how big are the bells???
*eyes start to water at the thought of it*
Patrick am I going to have to take you out back again and rebuke you? Or was that a totally innocent reference to camels?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Have you ever met an innocent camel? Even there toe's have stirred up sexual connotations.
Have you ever met an innocent camel? Even there toe's have stirred up sexual connotations.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ahhhhh yay! The delights of Patrick and his smutty mind!
We have horizontal rain today....... its very confusing for umbrellas........ and it gets you ten times wetter than the regular vertical stuff........ Yay for living in Wales!
Ahhhhh yay! The delights of Patrick and his smutty mind! We have horizontal rain today....... its very confusing for umbrellas........ and it gets you ten times wetter than the regular vertical stuff........ Yay for living in Wales!
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AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
So Wales is responsible for horizontal rain? Or is it in fact a WMD? Damn, El-Queda and its horizontal rain.... Hmmmm, maybe that's why they haven't found Bin Laden? Skully could you please post a picture of yourself with a beard? Just wondering if I should report you to the Feds?
So Wales is responsible for horizontal rain? Or is it in fact a WMD? Damn, El-Queda and its horizontal rain.... Hmmmm, maybe that's why they haven't found Bin Laden? Skully could you please post a picture of yourself with a beard? Just wondering if I should report you to the Feds?
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Skully this ain't nuthin'. You have to watch out for Patrick, next thing you know you have fallen through a trap door sliding down into a kiddy pool full of hot fudge. There is NOTHING innocent about the guy.
About the reporting of the missing Tuesday. Weelllll ... I didn't figure out it was missing until bed time on Wednesday which means that I couldn't actually report it till Thursday and you didn't see the posting until Friday so I think it's just bad timing.
did that make sense? *shudder*
Skully this ain't nuthin'. You have to watch out for Patrick, next thing you know you have fallen through a trap door sliding down into a kiddy pool full of hot fudge. There is NOTHING innocent about the guy. About the reporting of the missing Tuesday. Weelllll ... I didn't figure out it was missing until bed time on Wednesday which means that I couldn't actually report it till Thursday and you didn't see the posting until Friday so I think it's just bad timing.
did that make sense? *shudder* Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ok Patrick...... though I'm not sure how me with a beard helps us work out anything about horizontal rain........ I have posted me with a beard into my gallery.
Enjoy.........
Ok Patrick...... though I'm not sure how me with a beard helps us work out anything about horizontal rain........ I have posted me with a beard into my gallery.
Enjoy.........
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Nice pic! How many cats did you have to shave to make that?
Nice pic! How many cats did you have to shave to make that?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
No cats were injured in the making of that picture. There are a few near naked voles down the road by the river though *whistles innocently*
No cats were injured in the making of that picture. There are a few near naked voles down the road by the river though *whistles innocently* Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Vole abuser!
Vole abuser!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Great beard Skully.
Great beard Skully. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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