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Location: wishing to be in Rio
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.
So...
5 things that make you laugh.
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
1. floss your teeth.
2. lynch your boss (if you dont like them).
3. spin it around your head like a lasso (you can catch your boss if s/he tries to run away when you attempt the lynching mentioned above).
4. whip your gimp.
5. tyedye it and wear it to a bob dylan concert back in the sixties.
5 things to say to someone if they frisbee falls down the gap when the elevator doors open on their floor.
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
1. You've just killed a good many innocent people working the lifts, that thing will land on them likea tonne of bricks
2. HEATHEN
3. Want me to help you down there?
4. Waste of a perfectly good frisbee
5. Damn, have my CD instead
5 Things you would do when a raccoon flies out of your toilet
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
1) Call sakura... she seems to be an expert on this kinda thing
2) Try an flush em back sown again
3) Defend myself with the loo brush
4) Run.
5) Say "Why the hell are there racoons coming out of my loo?
5 things ud like to change (anything)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
1. my hunger into content filled-up-ed-ness.
2. less morons like bush. (interestingly, on closer inspection it seems that this sentence can mean two different things..)
3. my bank balance.
4. my eyesight.
5. more plants.
5 conversation starters with your only-just-met-them inlaws that will fail terribly because of your ignorant faux pas...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
1) BARK! Oh, umm... you... yeah...
2) So you're the ones just out of prison! Great!
3) So I understand you'r ein Canada, eh? Get it? EH?
4) I woulnd' thave told that joke if I knew you were a lawyer, sir.
5) So tell me, those implants, did they hurt?
5 things you'd like to see on the 5 fangled fun game?
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.naked ladies
2.some kinda buffet - im hungry
3.more naked ladies
4.an in-post movie would be cool
5.lots more naked ladies
5 songs that never should have been recorded
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
- My heart will go on. *shudder*
- Britney Spears "My prerogative". Hit me baby one more time is cool though, there's no other song with that many funny cover versions!
- Lemar "If there's any justice in the world"... a very annoying song and he doesn't even get the grammar right
- anything by Captain Kirk (we'll permit Leonard Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins for comedy value)
- Wyclef Jean's version of Pink Floyd "Wish you were here"
5 types of cake you would make me if it was my birthday tomorrow
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
!) a special cake *wink wink* *coughhashcough*
2) Cholate
3)cheesecake... hmmmm
4) roulad
5) dark-forest cake
Is it ur birthday tommorow?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
no, it's not, I just felt that cake would be nice
but I didn't expect anyone to make me 5 cakes without a reason...you forgot asking for the next 5!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*slaps forehead* duh!
5 things ud give brigit if it was her bday tommoro
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
1) big hug
2) a birthday card with a poi-er on the front
3) a random present
4) some parafin (you can never have enough parafin)
5) a blank cd
5 reasons why bill gates is one of the most hated people in the world
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
1) That bloody paper clip thing
2) Windows.. why windows?
3) He is richer tahn me
4) He is to clever by far
5) He doesn't like kittens
5 reasons why people voted 4 bush (toughie)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
1. they are ignorant, misled suckers.
2. they want the world to go to hell.
3. they want to flex their muscles through the actions of their government.
4. they are rednecks and bush reminds them of certain anatomical locations.
5. it rhymes with woosh.
5 spells you would cast if you could cast spells.
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
1. make things burn longer and brighter, but not set stuff on fire that shouldn't burn
2. healing spell
3. happiness spell
4. stop time for a while if necessary (like for saving little kittens off the street before the lorry runs them over)
5. improve concentration-spell
5 things to do to annoy, surprise or confuse people while wearing a catmask and walking on stilts!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
1) lift leg/stilt and pee on their head
2)run around screaming that your scared of heights
3)chase birds
errm
errm
errm
4)kick em?
5) squark??? run out of ideas
five things you would do/say to a person on stilts wearing a cat mask?
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
1 "Meow*
2 "hiss"
3 "can i have a go?"
4 "are you catwoman? can i ahve your autograph? are you short?"
5 Kick their stilts off and see if they land on their feet!
5 things you would do if you saw me and lightning in our current brawl, running down the stret with noodles?
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
1. grab a noodle and join in
2. grab a bowl and collect the noodles and add this really yummy mushroom soy sauce
3. put on my responsible adult voice and act as mediator
4. warn people in the vicinity to be careful not to slip on soggy noodles
5. "tut tut" about the state of the world today.
5 things that are fun to use in fights
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
1 Fists and legs
2 Chocloate easter egss
3 Poi
4 Swords
5 Noodles
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
and and and... the next 5 are???
*listens for the drumroll*
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
mind in the gutter
uh...
What would you do if *drumroll*
a pink tiger came up holding a pair of poi in its mouth, smiling at you?
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
1) say hello and hug SpikeTyger.
2) pat it on the muzzle and ask nicely for the poi to play with.
3) ask it "So can you do a 6 beat?"
4) comment on the nice accessories
5) Look for the poodle speaking with a bad french accent....
Umm, 5 random things you've said in the last week that amused you?
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
1. it hurts less than a tattoo.
2. really, jo?
3. good, i think.
4. so good to see you, i've missed you so much. so glad it's over, i've missed you so much. came out to watch you play, why are you running away?
5. prying open my third eye.
5 reasons socks posts so many posts in this thread.
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
1. because he's got weird ideas
2. because he's funny
3. he may just have encountered more strange situations than most of us. like pink tigers with poi
4. he finds the other threads not intellectually challenging enough
5. he finds the other threads too intellectually challenging
5 places, each on a different continent, that you really want to visit (or that you've seen and found great)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
1 Tokyo
2 London
3 Bali (is very nice) Kuta
4 Antartica ...?
5 Cairo
5 things you would do if i showed up with a raccoon on your doorstep, cold and rained on
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
1. take you in, wrap the raccoon up and paint it pink
2. give you a warm welcoming hug
3. ask if you wanted a goat with that
4. laugh
5. be very confused
5 reasons you like to smile
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
1 it releases endorphins, the happy healthy human drug
2 It makes other people smile
3 it confuses others
4 to get what i want from that freak of a bus driver - i'm missing 10 cents!
5 to make other people happy
5 things you wish you hadnt said to that hells angel
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
1. you know what they say about guys with big bikes? they've got really smal-OH GODS IT HURTS!!!
2. doesn't that polute an awefull lot?
3. have you found JESUS!?
4. poop-face!
5. did you know that tattoos cause cancer?
gimme five names that kick arse
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
1. april.
2. claire.
3. wood.
4. joy.
5. love.
(i'd love to call one o' my kids love...)
5 reasons why there should be no currency and we should just use bartering again (i'll give you three pumpkins for your poi).
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
1. because people become money hungry
2. because sharing is caring
3. means all those little jobs will get done, and then everyone is happy!
4. means people will have to use their imagination
5. encourages people not to be hermits, but to get out and socialise
on an aside, i was going to apply for a job at bartercard doing all of the organising of who gives who what. but it was full time so i couldnt do it *sighs* but it would have been great to do so!!!
now...
the 5 happiest times you have had in the last week
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
1. making plans for my friend visiting from London
2. making plans for my family visiting
3. playing with fire
4. singing (and getting all notes right)
5. my friend making me a very nice compliment I won't share
5 favourite things to dip nachos in!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
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