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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
bwhaaa haaaa haaa ARSN!!!!

oh wait
That was about me!!!!

*blush*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
oh, and im just going to point to my signature as my contribution to this thread

biggrin

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
fallout is so funny!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"its not very far really" - Magsthejedi shortly before a ridiculous walk to a free party in Falmouth!

wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I think my favourite is from Narr's introduction thread...

Narr: "why not just chill in the jacuzzi malcom doesnt know its here yet shhhhhh!!"

UCOF: "this is a website."

biggrin

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

i'd have to rummage my brain for a few. i know there were loads of good ones from the weekend at joe's in kent

oh wait...i just remembered..... ubblol something i believe flid said while filming the jelly wrestling wink

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
" snare drum, snare drum, symbol..."

ucof...I laughed for a straight five mins at this one

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooooooohhhhhhhh! I'm sure there were so many more from the Falmouth weekender! (but they can't have been very memorable, co i've forgotten them!)

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
valura..." ARSN you should be the last person laughing at that!!"

Arsn " .... Well I was, first there was the_seal laughing, and then bovril, and then I was laughing"

Valura cracks up...



~~~~~~~~~~~
Bovril: " you clone jesus and then there are hundreds of jesi' running around"

valura and arsn crack up...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
andy poibox from a recent thread in poi moves

"poi is fun"

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


MrConfusedBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom


Posted:
Flynt: "The glass is half full.... and not of sarcasm!"

If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
"yeah you can laugh.....your not the one with the cold boob" Gidg

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Bovril monkey...reading sex and the supernatural
"Im very inetrested in the invasion of the penis snatchers"

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FunkFishWatch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
191 posts
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amsterdam)


Posted:
hahahaha all those quotes are so funny biggrin

Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ARASHI describing his own likeness in a photo:
"yes, my britches be fallin"
arashi puts the nit in shiz

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Simian: "Can anyone help me Selecta' Bo!"

ubblol

I agree..the Bovotron is indeed a source of many a fine pant wetting moment.

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
i got one from falmouth Bird...the "We're all pyromaniacs and we've all fallen off the wagon today"

and someone posted but I can't remember..

"The staff isn't hitting you, it's trying to hug you but it hasn't got any arms"

choice biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Although I like the funnies, I don't have any to remember but here's one for all the ladies out there:

"I'm not looking at her as someone to go to bed with, I'm looking at her as someone to wake up next to. " - Quix

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Juggling balls for sale - only twelve pounds each!!" - Frodo trying to sell Pink's juggling balls.

biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
*waits for the quotes from bovril to come out*

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
I feel like a strawberry shortcake !

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
thats soooooo wrong puko! eek

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
You guys laughed at me cause of how naieve i really am sometimes. redface biggrin

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"How do you do a weave again?" - Beth, trying to demonstrate a weave.

tongue wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Josh: I'm not doing anything dodgy - I'm just trying to find something that feels weird in my pants.

Katinca: Astro URINE to the rescue!!

Josh: It's completely inconsistant to imagine yourself as seperate from the universe. (right before disolving into a fit of giggles...)

Katinca: There's no I in team, there's only AM!......... I dont get that....

biggrin Bought to you by leaning house!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:


" Josh: I'm not doing anything dodgy - I'm just trying to find something that feels weird in my pants "



honestly that wins hands down!!!


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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Dentrassi----- "the men in MY family have penises"

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
Written by: Custom Bug


i got one from falmouth Bird...the "We're all pyromaniacs and we've all fallen off the wagon today"





This one can actually be heard on the edited video for Falmouth 1. Which can be found here. I'm fairly sure it's my voice, but i can't for the life of me remember. It's just before Bug appears mysteriously out of the darkness. biggrin

And that party wasn't very far! It was about a mile, you lot are all wusses. biggrin

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
arsn - *i do believe in poi! i do believe in poi!*

ubblol ubbtickled ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
A couple of classics from the Falmouth weekender.......

Mags the Jedi - "I'll happily drink Frodo's juice anyday"

Pink - "Do you want to feel my hot rock"

"What's a butterfly?"

"Stop catching them!" - when trying to teach Mill's mess to Oli.

Beth - "A bad spinner always blames his poi"

Brad_fire - "Has someone cleaned my balls?"

"I've got an idea, - 2 handed Juggling"

Oli - " I think that was an isolated cough" - after hearing Mags coughing after a short delay.

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


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