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Member Since: 2nd Apr 2004
Total posts: 190
Posted:So 3:00 in the morning I go outside, and I hear something absolutly huge snorting and stomping around in the bushes and tree's no less then 100 metres from my house behind my big garage. I went inside and got some shoes, tried to find a flashlight and failed, grabbed a camera and my stainless steel staff (for confidence more then anything I guess) and set out looking for it. When I got very close to where I thought I might be able to see it judgeing from where the sound was comeing from, I could hear it running away from me through the woods.

So I was thinking it might be my neighbours cow, although ive never heard their cows snort like this. so I go up to my neighbours and their 3 cows are sleeping in the pasture. What the hell was it? The logical explanation is a moose, but moose sightings in this part of the province are pretty rare. I wish I had diffrent clothes (I had bagger pants that swish) so I could have gotten closer to it without scareing it off.


Member Since: 2nd Apr 2004
Total posts: 190
Posted:Apon further rexamination of the evidence at hand. Im fairly certain it is this rare creature.

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Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
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Posted:Dude it sounds like you were in a horror movie! eek I hope you didn't do any backwards walking into darkness ubblol

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Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
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Posted:I think you'll find it was actually me. Sorry man, I just lost my contact lens and really had to find it.

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Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:Maybe it was a giant robot or a bunyip or llama? smile

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Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Ohh sounds scary. You are brave to have gone outside to investigate. I would have stayed in my bed with the lights on and my music up. ubbangel

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
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Posted:Nah, mate. Was just me. I got hungry and was looking for a midnight snack, but I got lost. rolleyes

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Member Since: 2nd Apr 2004
Total posts: 190
Posted:I wasn't brave I was actually stupid, if it was a moose theres a good chance it would decide to charge me, although I think I left myself an avenue for escape. But curiosity gets the best of me.


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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:oops, sorry. that was me and my significant other biggrin


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Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:Are you sure it was'nt a hephalump or a whoozle? ubbloco biggrin

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