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So 3:00 in the morning I go outside, and I hear something absolutly huge snorting and stomping around in the bushes and tree's no less then 100 metres from my house behind my big garage. I went inside and got some shoes, tried to find a flashlight and failed, grabbed a camera and my stainless steel staff (for confidence more then anything I guess) and set out looking for it. When I got very close to where I thought I might be able to see it judgeing from where the sound was comeing from, I could hear it running away from me through the woods.

So I was thinking it might be my neighbours cow, although ive never heard their cows snort like this. so I go up to my neighbours and their 3 cows are sleeping in the pasture. What the hell was it? The logical explanation is a moose, but moose sightings in this part of the province are pretty rare. I wish I had diffrent clothes (I had bagger pants that swish) so I could have gotten closer to it without scareing it off.

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Apon further rexamination of the evidence at hand. Im fairly certain it is this rare creature.

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DuncGOLD Member
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Dude it sounds like you were in a horror movie! eek I hope you didn't do any backwards walking into darkness ubblol

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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I think you'll find it was actually me. Sorry man, I just lost my contact lens and really had to find it.

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Maybe it was a giant robot or a bunyip or llama? smile

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Ohh sounds scary. You are brave to have gone outside to investigate. I would have stayed in my bed with the lights on and my music up. ubbangel

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Nah, mate. Was just me. I got hungry and was looking for a midnight snack, but I got lost. rolleyes

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I wasn't brave I was actually stupid, if it was a moose theres a good chance it would decide to charge me, although I think I left myself an avenue for escape. But curiosity gets the best of me.

pounceSILVER Member
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oops, sorry. that was me and my significant other biggrin


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Are you sure it was'nt a hephalump or a whoozle? ubbloco biggrin

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