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Sugarplum


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Location: zone D

Total posts: 2
Posted:I personally witnessed extreme gluttony of monumental proportions, UCOF just munched a whole pallete of strawberries, with a whole tub of cream, shortly followed by a selection of miniture muffins soaked in the remainder of the offending cream.

Built like a monkey, eats like an American (no offence).



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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:sorry been doing stoopid maths all morning and has scrambled my reality centre od the brain. ubbloco wave

good job with the strawberries and offending cream. you fat b*****d wink

im gonna go join mikes club seeing as the most in shape i have ever been is spherical!


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:well, i am currently feilding complaints from narr ( biggrin) avoer how much i eat....

for example she is currnetly fixated on how i can easily drink a liter of cordial a day, and go through a loaf of white breat in ham and chicken sandwiches in a day, while aslo eating my normal meals, which she has just informed me in my ear are large meals!

now for thos of you who have met me, im sure that you would agree im a large bugger, who isnt that fat, but is a lil fat, but for eatling like three men isnt a probelms....is it?

i would like to show my
"save ucof's appaetite flag"

but i cant spell it, and it wouldnt fit in teh post, so nm

laterdays

(this has been a broadcast from steps normal barin parts, pls dont be worried!)


Step (el-nombrie)

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:Well Ucof can eat as much as i can and often does.
ill just quickly mention the three large takeaway pizzas we (ucof, me) usually munch at 2.30 in the morning, and still run downstarirs to the vending machienes.
BUT
that !"$%&/()=??=)(/&%$"!!"$%&/()=??=)(/&%$"!!"$%&/() doesnt gain weight. No matter what the hell he eats.
ubbcrying
i want a fast metabolism as well
ubbcrying
but i can outdrink him at any time of day
tongue


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:*munch*
I mean.. *bump*

ubbangel


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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 1848
Posted:
I eat alot for a girl, i'm not skinny by any strech, but as long as i'm not eating KFC for three meals a day i don't generally get too fat... have been putting on a few kilo's in the last couple months though though lack of movement due to sprained ankle and lack of motivation to cook one-person meals due to lazyness...

And i think UCOF should be a mushroom and lentil pie, just cuz it's a good kind of pie to be.


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:my diet is horrible.

one day i might have 3 meal. another ill have on 1. most school days i wont eat til 4pm.

i really dont eat much healthy either. so it kinda balances out. i guess.

cheers, pete hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:lol but you're a stick, petey! sure, helps with getting through squash racquets and all wink

ooh pie.. you know.. the best kind of pie?? lemon meringue...!! mmm...

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:*drools*

Lemon meringue pie is the best pie in the world, ever!

biggrin

*drools some more*


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:mmmmmmmmm, UCOFand pie........

*imagines pointing and laughing and UCOF tied to a flag pole while munching down on a big steak and mushroom pie*

biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Nononono! Banoffee Pie is the best in the world. Surely you can all see that!!!??!?!?

Chocolate Fudge Brownie pie comes a close second after that, and Lemon Meringue comes a paltry third!

Embrace the Dark Side of the Banoffee! devil


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:My mom makes the best lemon mirunangue ever ubblove


Has anyone ever seen the world eating champion? It's this little skinny Japenese guy!! I mean, stereotypes aside, you'd still expect with all the training he'd have at least a beer belly sized tum tum!!


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:yeah, and he's crazy...he just slides those hot dogs right down...no chewing.

he invented this technique that everone's copied and still no one can keep up with him.


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I wonder if he's just as efficient when he's effluent?!

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:ha ha ha, only you dunc, would ponder that. tongue

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:ubbangel

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:hmmmmmmmmm... pie

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:mmmmmmm pie

everyone's unique except me

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i'm sorry, but i'm of the opinion its only a pie if it has MEAT in it. otherwise its a tart or a pastry

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13921
Posted:No, a tart is open-faced and a pastry is smaller and thicker than a pie. A pie is covered and has a filling...possibly meat, or vegetable or fruit.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:strawberry tart..

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted:I love how there are actual rules to what a pie is and what a tart is, and it CANNOT DEVIATE! OR you will be cast out!



No no the best pie is potatoe pie, mmmm with thick homemade pastry, and shredded red cabbage on the side of the plate (pickled odviously)


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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Yes Gnor. He is!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:lies, meat pies are the only REAL pies! vegtables and fruit are for sissies! tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:ah, i mostly agree, but cherry pie has yet to be beaten imo

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13921
Posted: Written by:

No no the best pie is potatoe pie, mmmm with thick homemade pastry, and shredded red cabbage on the side of the plate (pickled odviously)



BJ, ever had sweet potato pie? I don't think they really have sweet potatoes or yams in Europe. They're an American crop. Sweet potato pie is savory enough to be a side and yet at the same time sweet enough to be a dessert. It's one of many traditional dishes made for the American Thanksgiving holiday and until you've had it, you cannot know what the best pie is.

Pickled red cabbage? eek OMG, WTF is wrong with you Limeys?!?!? wink biggrin hug2

Now, back to UCOF and his pie-ness...

UCOF may or may not be a pie, but he is most DEFINATELY a tart.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted: Written by: ] Now, back to UCOF and his pie-ness...[/quote







*Rubs out the e*



Nothing beats potatoe pie, with lashings of butter *drools*. I tell you what the WORST pie is though, strawberry pie! It sounds nice but the strawberrys loose all there sweetness and turn into this mushy pulpi texture which is just gross!


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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:ubblol

no way.. its like.. apple and rhubarb pie.. with crumble on top... mmm... the smooshiness is excellent..


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: Doc Lightning



BJ, ever had sweet potato pie? I don't think they really have sweet potatoes or yams in Europe. They're an American crop. Sweet potato pie is savory enough to be a side and yet at the same time sweet enough to be a dessert. It's one of many traditional dishes made for the American Thanksgiving holiday and until you've had it, you cannot know what the best pie is.

Pickled red cabbage? eek OMG, WTF is wrong with you Limeys?!?!? wink biggrin hug2

Now, back to UCOF and his pie-ness...

UCOF may or may not be a pie, but he is most DEFINATELY a tart.



Mike we have PLENTY of Sweet Potatoes, I find them best steamed in its skin and eat it like that.

Yams not so widespread but available in most Asian supermarkets but it is a nice stewed with belly pork.

Red Cabbage is alright in small doses but Jalapenos are the best!

'Limey'? I've seen you use SEVERAL traditionally British colloquialisms - TART being one of them! (I think)

Hmmmmm, could murder a pecan pie, though never tried pumpkin pie...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:pecan pie.. ew.

so is a flan and a pie almost the same thing?


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Flan usually has an open top but 'Pecan Flan' doesn't have quite the same ri.... actually it sounds better now that I say it. Probably too many participles to pronounce...

The Pie/Flan thing isn't set in stone. Eccles Cakes aren't really cakes. And don't get me started on those appled-filled monstrosities at McDonalds


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