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Sugarplum


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Location: zone D

Total posts: 2
Posted:I personally witnessed extreme gluttony of monumental proportions, UCOF just munched a whole pallete of strawberries, with a whole tub of cream, shortly followed by a selection of miniture muffins soaked in the remainder of the offending cream.

Built like a monkey, eats like an American (no offence).



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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:ubblolubblolubblolubblol

That cut straight to the heart of the matter!

He just doesn't stop eating....

I think he is a UCOF and Rhubard pie. (Possibly with a bit of badger pastry)

wave


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Good job UCOF! I wish more people would join me in eating an entire box of Tesco's doughnuts. biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Sugarplum says she has done that so...

Im not that much of a pie.

rolleyes

It was tasty though.....


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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Are you one of those people who eat and eat and eat and loose weight??? I lothe those kind of people mad One of my best friends is like that, and she wihses she were fat!!! Grr!

Okay, I'm done tongue

~ Bobo


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MikeIcon
GOLD Member since Mar 2003

MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA

Total posts: 2109
Posted:Im one of those.

Its a curse indeed.

Cant gain a pound for my life.


Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Yup biggrin

Then again.,..I do lose most of my weight at Uni due to drinking coipious ammounts of tea d not much else...

Just trying to put it all back on now..


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Kaji


Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam

Total posts: 564
Posted:all people who eat and lose weight are bastards.... ok just had to get that out of my system.

I tried the all tea diet once: to put it delicatly, lightly, and politely I could [censored] through a window screen for a week. eek mad


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:I don't think I have even seen UCOF not eat a vast amount of food! ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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spritie
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

spritie

Pooh-Bah
Location: Galveston, TX, USA

Total posts: 2014
Posted:that sounds just like me...I'm so glad to know there are others out there...my friends make fun of me too for eating so much, and being so tiny.

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:i eat alot too! )*foooooood! ubblove) I can't help it if i have a high metabolisim.

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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:*raises hand* Also guilty! ubbangel

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Always make time to play in the snow.

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Ebonyglider


Ebonyglider

member
Location: the birdhouse in your soul

Total posts: 56
Posted:hurray for high metabolisms!

Hey, I'M the BEE!

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Mele
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

Mele

A perth girl gone walkabout...
Location: Back home in Perth WA, Austral...

Total posts: 396
Posted:I eat alot of rubbish, sometimes will just eat a pack of chocolate biscuits for dinner, but soon get sick of it, and run off to do things like go to the gym and eat lots of veggies, then gets sick of it and resort to chocolate and chips for meals again!

I live in cycles it seems, but it ultimatly all works out in the end.... Altho i'm told it will all catch up with me later in life.... oh i hope not rolleyes


I smile because i have no idea whats going on!! biggrin

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I hate all of you.

I will gain weight if I even walk past food. My pants tighten if I even think about food.

I can gain 5 pounds from eating a 2 ounce piece of candy.

You are all horrible people and should be ashamed of yourselves.

The good news is that, while you slobs are stuffing your skinny, malabsorbing faces, I have been fighting my weight all my life. So when you all hit 30 and your collective metabolisms all hit a wall, I will be quite used to the idea of having to watch my weight. So I will stay right where I am and laugh at all of your fat arses as you balloon up like blowfish.

But one of my surgery residents will be a laparoscopic bariatric surgeon. Her name is Dunya Atisha. She'll make you all thin again. For a $izeable $um.

ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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spritie
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

spritie

Pooh-Bah
Location: Galveston, TX, USA

Total posts: 2014
Posted:eep! Here's to hoping that magic number isn't 30 for me...that's only a few short months away. My mother didn't start gaining weight until 48 though, so I'm hoping...

fingers crossed


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Quote:
My pants tighten if I even think about food.

eek

erm...

I didnt know you thought of food in that way Mike...


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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Difference is, I'd rather be fat and happy that skinny and hungry, so when I hit the weight ceiling, I'll just buy bigger trousers. It's cheaper than the $izable $um biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:I never used to have to watch my weight, so I ate loads... I still eat loads but it's showing... I don't mind! biggrin It's Easter, I've had 2 roasts and 2 huge salad meals in 2 days biggrin
I may start watching it again soon. I just despise feeling even the slightest bit empty.
Food suits me biggrin


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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duballstar
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Ki...

Total posts: 2216
Posted:i also have a high meta-bol-ism but i go through phases. ubbrollsmile

had an impressive beer belly by the end of my first year at uni but i've lost it again cos i can never be bothered to cook or go shopping nowdays... still drink quite a lot... tongue


It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:redface

Kaji, Lightning and I should have our *own* little club. Thenagain... We don't want to turn this into another "Under 16 only" and "over __" thread thing again ubblol

So I guess I'll just sit here and glare at all you people while I eat my orange. My.. third orange of the day... I'm sick, I need the vitamin C, I'm allowed biggrin

~ Bobo


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:UCOF forced me to eat far so many chocolate cookies and cakes and sweet things all dipped in custard within a 48 period my eyes were like the inside of cadbury creme eggs!! I tell you it was true I was there! tongue




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If UCOF actually was a pie....what flavour would he be? confused


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

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Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:Quote:




Kaji, Lightning and I should have our *own* little club.





can i please join too? biggrin



dinner with lightning certainly sounds interesting ubblol ubblol ubblol

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Yes. Yes you can.

~ Bobo


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:
ubbideai would like to join this said club too


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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:badger flavour!

(Hmmm badgers...)

possibly with a hint of rhubard... ubbrollsmile


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:NOOOOO leave the badgers alone!!!!


I have never met UCOF so really have no place to say but I'm gonna go for it anyway:
I reckon he would be MARMITE and VEGEMITE and BOVRIL all in one pie!

Eurgh! A pie with brown filling! :vomit:


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Wait wait... Is it that UCOF *is* the pie, of that UCOF *ATE* the pie? confused Because pie can be very tasty... but also not tasty... (mince meat pie, need I say more?) ubbidea HOWEVER 3.14 doesn't look that tasty, to me. Maybe with more decimal points???

~ Bobo


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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:3.1477 tastes much better with a side dish of radious and covered in juicy circumference.

UCOF would taste like carrot cake but the pie version. i know, carrot pie! biggrin


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:umm

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Wizz


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Location: UK

Total posts: 206
Posted:I have just realised how amazing a sweetie pie would be.

Is that what ucof is?


Poi... it's an obsession.

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