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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html
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Name: Blue Man
Secret Identity: Paul XXXXX (Hidden for erm - no reason wink )
Special Power: Crackling Energy
Transportation: Magnetic Umbrella
Weapon: Neutron Cutlass
Costume: Silver Robe
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: Ming the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of water
Favorite Food: Cheese


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Name: Green Wolf
Secret Identity: stephanie .......... biggrin
Special Power: Kinetic Gaze
Transportation: Electric Rollerblades
Weapon: Psionic Grenade
Costume: Golden Cape
Sidekick: Dirk Deadly
Nemesis: Melvin the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Stroganoff


cool. biggrin


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Hehe this is great

Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Computing the square root of 1784657...
Attempting to contact your third grade teacher...
Beaming psychotronic energy to Pittsburgh...


Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Golden Raven
Secret Identity: Mary #####
Special Power: Somatic Spear
Transportation: Electric Plane
Weapon: Flame Grenade
Costume: Jewelled Robe
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: Jasmine the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Cashews


Bobo you're my sidekick!!!!! ubblol


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:Name: Blaze Dancer

Secret Identity: Lisa Ninja

Special Power: Invisibility

Transportation: Magnetic Skateboard

Weapon: Ion Blade

Costume: Leopard Skin Skin

Sidekick: Withers

Nemesis: Ming the Riddler

Tragic Flaw: Addicted to garlic

Favorite Food: Tacos





This is cool biggrin and they got my addiction right biggrin



Bammy


EDITED_BY: BamBam (1078502915)


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin, Ireland

Total posts: 2617
Posted:Name: Golden Person
Secret Identity: James Bond
Special Power: Nuclear Spear
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: X-Ray Flare
Costume: Fibersteel Helmet
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Marvin the Unspeakable
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Raspberries

No way....it even knows who my nemesis is... biggrin



I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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spritie
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

spritie

Pooh-Bah
Location: Galveston, TX, USA

Total posts: 2014
Posted:Name: Blaze Raven
Secret Identity: Heidi ....
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Turbo Tricycle
Weapon: Ultra Grenade
Costume: Vinyl Pajamas
Sidekick: the Professor
Nemesis: Ming the Unspeakable
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to yogurt
Favorite Food: Stroganoff




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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 845
Posted:Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: JACK BAUER
Special Power: Electric Pinch
Transportation: Alien Motorcycle
Weapon: Dimensional Cannon
Costume: Golden Helmet
Sidekick: Starling
Nemesis: Tim the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes
Favorite Food: Split Pea Soup


Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 845
Posted:I couldnt resist doing one for Keith



Name: Lord Guy

Secret Identity: Keith "I smoke lettuce" S

Special Power: Somatic Stick

Transportation: Electric Plane

Weapon: X-Ray Flare

Costume: Hardened Robe

Sidekick: Squinty Clint

Nemesis: Melvin the Deadly

Tragic Flaw: Fear of birds shi**ing on his head

Favorite Food: Clam Chowder



Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Name: Black Runner
Secret Identity: Mike Gxxxxxxx (not that I haven't posted my last name on HOP...)
Special Power: Freezing Toes
Transportation: Electric Car
Weapon: Ultra Cannon
Costume: Golden Mask
Sidekick: Festus
Nemesis: Cindy the Ugly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of cats
Favorite Food: French Fries


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:Does that mean you freeze toes or your toes are already frozen?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I think i have cold toes that can be used as a weapon much like a flaming mace...except ice-cold. I base this on the fact that I have cold toes. ubblol

(Dude, it's a website. I don't know what it means, either! wink )


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Black Guy
Secret Identity: Jonathan
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Meson Blade
Costume: Fireproof Coveralls
Sidekick: Pollonius
Nemesis: John the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to solitaire
Favorite Food: Strawberries



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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:Ooooo - fireproof overalls - Nice biggrin

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Rixatrix
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rixatrix

paranoid of gov't conspiracies
Location: USA

Total posts: 217
Posted:Computing the square root of 1784657...

Shuffling electrons...

Sending data packets to Jupiter via gravity wave transmission...





Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:





Name: Golden Girl

Secret Identity: Christina P

Special Power: Psychotronic Force

Transportation: Turbo Bicycle

Weapon: Ice Carbine

Costume: Fibersteel Mask

Sidekick: Merry (yay i get Dom M.)

Nemesis: Nancy the Ripper

Tragic Flaw: Fear of spiders (so true)

Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers





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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Name: Ice Fox
Secret Identity: Meghan Pike
Special Power: Flaming Feet
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Psionic Pistol
Costume: Leopard Skin Helmet
Sidekick: Withers
Nemesis: Tim the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to love
Favorite Food: Sardines

Flaming Feet!

I'm sooo rock! (it's surprisingly accurate too...)


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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SpitFire
GOLD Member since Dec 2002

Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada

Total posts: 2723
Posted:Name: Thunder Muffin
Secret Identity: Kim ...........
Special Power: Power Ears
Transportation: Magnetic Motorcycle
Weapon: Meson Gun
Costume: Spandex Snow Suit
Sidekick: Starling
Nemesis: Jack the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: Spaghetti


Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: Anna Xxxxx
Special Power: Twisting Tentacles
Transportation: Electric Train
Weapon: Dimensional Cannon
Costume: Chain Gauntlets
Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim
Nemesis: Arnold the Yodeller
Tragic Flaw: Big nose (how did they know... ubbcrying)
Favorite Food: Green Beans


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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bubblishis


False Eyelash
Location: New York City

Total posts: 346
Posted:Citronella. ubblol

Name: Blue Fox
Secret Identity: Erin McBubbles
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Electron Lasso
Costume: String Helmet
Sidekick: Mary Anne
Nemesis: Melvin the Yodeller
Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying
Favorite Food: Twinkies

My special power is flight but I'm arfraid to fly??!! Well at least I have a cool outfit. String helmet....is that all I get to wear?? Hmmm...kinky. tongue



All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Name: Light Wolf
Secret Identity: Kristy
Special Power: Psionic Spear
Transportation: Nuclear Rollerblades
Weapon: X-Ray Cutlass
Costume: String Evening Gown
Sidekick: Bones
Nemesis: John the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: Raspberries

How did they know about the choclate? DAMN they are good. ubbtickled


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:Don't you just love it. See I told you guys that I'm an ubbangel

Name: Angel Flame
Secret Identity: Gidg ######
Special Power: Magnetic Gaze
Transportation: Magnetic Car
Weapon: Ultra Rifle
Costume: Silk Mask
Sidekick: Pollonius
Nemesis: Nancy the Riddler
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar
Favorite Food: French Toast

hug hug wave wave


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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trixy
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

trixy

member
Location: Milton Keynes and Kingston Upo...

Total posts: 100
Posted:Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Scanning radio telescope images...
Searching the sky for signs...
Following a trail of cyber-crumbs...




Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Angel Woman
Secret Identity: sally trixlemen
Special Power: Incredible Bat (???)
Transportation: Turbo Umbrella
Weapon: Ion Blunderbuss
Costume: Chain Cowl (with kevler and parafin attached)
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Marvin the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate (alergic to milk here people!!!)
Favorite Food: Cake (i don't like cake, i don't even eat cake on my birthday)

luv trixy ubbangel


THAT'S ABOUT AS SENSIBLE AS STANDING ON A HILL, IN A THUNDER STORM, HOLDING A GOLF CLUB AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE /ALL GOD'S ARE *BASTADS* -THE GREAT TERRY PRATCHETT.

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Red Dancer
Secret Identity: Bobo
Special Power: Psychotronic Blast
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Meson Lasso
Costume: Fibersteel Nightgown
Sidekick: Mary Anne
Nemesis: Eric the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Lasagna



Apparently, I am also two people's sidekick, AS WELL as my own superhero!!! Can you say multitasking? How about dedication? or bankrupt??? tongue

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Quote:

Sidekick: Mary Anne




Dangit... I got the first half!!! I'm half a sidekick!!!
My sister's second name is Anne... is that good enough for you bobo?


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:Name: Ice Gal
Secret Identity: well if i told you, it wouldn't be secret!
Special Power: Flaming Chopsticks
Transportation: Quantum Umbrella
Weapon: Photon Grenade
Costume: String Cowl
Sidekick: Ginger
Nemesis: Eric the Nasty
Tragic Flaw: Fear of peanut butter
Favorite Food: Tofu


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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peaches**86943


peaches**86943

thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
Location: mareeba

Total posts: 198
Posted:NAME :Lady Girl
SECRET IDENTITY : peaches of course
SPECIAL POWER :invisible enigma
TRANSPORT : psionic skateboard
WEAPON : psionic rifle
COSTUME :silk cowl
SIDEKICK :burfurt
NEMISIS :ming the sneaky
TRAGIC FLAW :laziness (so true)
FAV FOOD :cake (not even close!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!

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peaches**86943


peaches**86943

thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
Location: mareeba

Total posts: 198
Posted:i thawt i might do lee"s aswell

name: storm raven
secret identity: LEE
special power: walk thru walls
transport: alien rollerblades
weapon: ultra pistol
costume: carbonile guantlets
sidekick: jumpin jim (funny seeing that his best mate is jimmy!)
nemisis: harold the evil
flaw: laziness (no wonder we get along so well)
fav food :split pea soup (uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no no way in hell)


we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!

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Narr


Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step

Total posts: 2568
Posted:
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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Ice Wolf
Secret Identity: sophie ****
Special Power: Freezing Tentacles
Transportation: Quantum Car
Weapon: Psionic Spear
Costume: Dragonhide Pajamas
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Arnold the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz


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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Ice Raven
Secret Identity: narr
Special Power: Kinetic Pinch
Transportation: Space Rocket
Weapon: Graviton Rifle
Costume: Vinyl Helmet
Sidekick: Samwise
Nemesis: Tim the Evil
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers



she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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vim


strange/r/st/-ish
Location: upside down

Total posts: 142
Posted:
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Name: Light Raven

Secret Identity: V iM

Special Power: Bionic Stick

Transportation: Magnetic Car

Weapon: Quantum Sling

Costume: Silk Helmet

Sidekick: Dirk Deadly

Nemesis: Tim the Deadly

Tragic Flaw: Fear of heights

Favorite Food: Melon



Why is it I'm the one who gets involved in the Deadly family dispute umm



on the other hand... -->Bionic Stick<-- biggrin ( spank)



peace



PS. polythene - when can I borrow Dirk? smile


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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Hm, we'll have to arrange joint custody. You can have sunday to tuesday, I'll have wednesday to friday. We'll take alternate saturdays smile

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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vim


strange/r/st/-ish
Location: upside down

Total posts: 142
Posted:wooohooo cool long weekends!

peace


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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: Alice.....
Special Power: Incredible Chopsticks
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Psionic Grenade
Costume: Leopard Skin Cowl
Sidekick: Squeaky Sally
Nemesis: Arnold the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to Snapple
Favorite Food: Melon


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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