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WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
hello all,



i've been here silently watching for the last couple months and decided it was time to step out from the darkness and say hi wave. thought it was time time to join this family that i spend so much time watching and learning from.



A little about me...

I made my first million running guns to cuba, but blew the lot on a weekend out in lyme regis dorset (that crazy golf gets expensive)! Things started to look up as a result of a highly successful pimping business in Exeter. Im now relaxing in a cardboard box under a railway bridge on the outskirts of the sleepy town of Honiton. I was recently released from the Arkham Asylem, as a completely recovered compulsive liar.



Ok, In all seriousness...



Name; joe



Toys; fire poi (Not very good yet), and soon to be getting staff.



Hobbies; playing with fire, meetin weird and wonderful people, trying to keep fit (hey i did say trying!) and various other things i cant think of right now.



Occupation; how do i say this with out sounding lazy.... kinda in between jobs!



Music; pretty much anything, breakbeat, D+B mainly.



Mission in life; To try and be as happy as any situation allows me to be.



Near future plans; To get better at poi and learn staff ready for the summer.



Well i cant think of anything half interesting to say so if you wanna no more just ask. Look forward to actually meeting you guys at last.



Warchild



P,s some dude left me tea and biscuits by the door on the way in. Im ok but if you guys want some help yourself.

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
ubblol

ello and welcome hug ..would you prefer a bottle of gin instead?!?!

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:

hey Narr,

how bout vodka or whiskey? i've had my time on gin

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
* hands warchild bottle of smirnoff* ... man you picky for homeless person tongue

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol narr you're the best biggrin

'ello there! wave welcome! hug loved your intro, one of the more clever ones yet biggrin well if you've been lurking you've probably already seen some of the good stuff around here. but come and say hello to us all in our intro threads as well smile mine can get a tad kinky at times (translation: there's an orgy every day biggrin )

ta! hug

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
hug Narr your fantastic, thanks so much for the smirnoff. Didn't mean to be picky there, just had more then 1 bad incident on the old Gin!! You have made a friend for life. biggrin

hey pounce, yeah i see what goes on in your thread. All very amusing. i'll be over shortly to say hi.

Any1 care for a little smirnoff? beerchug

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
well since i bought the stiff make mine a double wink

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
*slides narr a rather large double*

Cheers beerchug

If there is anything you need in return for the favor just let me know. I ave people on the inside... smile

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
ubblol ... i'll let you know wink

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oooooooooooohhhh!

Vodka!!!

Hi there Warchild,

welcome!

beerchug beerchug wave

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello wave

So..whats your opinions on the colour pink...? ubbangel

ubblove

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
wave Hey hey hey...

Hey bird, Nice to meet you! there's some vodka in the fridge. Help yourself. But be sure to thank Narr though. must go out and get some more. Been a busy afternoon. Starting to run a little low!

Any1 else willing to donate random alcoholic beverages feel free! You get hugs in return hug just no Gin....

Hey pink! My opinion on the colour pink? well what can i say, never drink pink Vodka confused did that in a random trip to Ibiza. Dont think i will be going there again!!!! But pink is pretty cool if you ask me. I'll try and find you some pink stuff and drop it round.

Untill then drink up guys... beerchug beerchug

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay glad you like the colour pink.

I dont really do alcohol much...so can i just bring gift of chocolate and cakes in return for hugs? ubbangel

ubblove

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
Gifts of chocolate and cakes will be a fantastic substitute. Nice 1 Pink! Hugs coming your way... hug hug hug

But i just wanna state 1 thing?! Im not at all in any way an alcoholic!! ubbangel Honestly. I think if i dont state that fact now im gonna turn into the HOP drunk.

Ok this will make you laugh, i actually worked in a department called "ALCOHOLICS" for a company that we will remain nameless. But seriously please dont let me become the drunk ubbangel wink

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
don't fight it. i tried fighting my reputation of being the sexual influencer and it just made things worse.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
Honestly!!! Seriously!!!! ubbangel

Ok but i only have a little problem! ubbloco

Apple and raspberry juice drink any1? it only has a lttle vodka in!

beerchug

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I wouldnt mind a screw..... driver!!! ubblol ubblol
many hugs and welcomes warchild!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

screwdriver....

Put 3 ice cubes in to a highball glas. Pour in vodka. Fill balance of glass with OJ, stir, and serve!

I like your style
beerchug

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
if you can make me a Lights Over Havana or even better, a Stockholm Royale, i will be thoroughly impressed

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
confused

Ok pounce your gonna have to give me some clues here??? Are these drinks actual drinks? i.e Not just ones you have invented yourself? i can find a havana cocktail but not a lights over havana. Also i found like a million drinks ending in royale but not a stockholm royale! But if you assure me these are actual drinks i will find them given time! I will make it my quest! ubblol then i will make you your drinks biggrin

beerchug

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
no they are real drinks. i can tell you how to make them if you want, but if you really want to try and find them i wish you lots of luck. ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
Ok why you wishing me lots of luck? confused

Dont tell me these are seriously endangered drinks on the verge of extinction, only known to the select few that wish to remain nameless in the light of all man kind?

Ok give me 1 of the main ingredients (Please not the soft drink part) and i will find your drink!! smile

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
they are little known drinks, and one of them is only found in a bizarre little part of the world ubblol

ok....

lights over havana....malibu rum
stockholm royale....chambord

*waits anxiously*

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
biggrin your gonna be waiting anxiously for a while, i gotta crash!! I actually gotta work for the first time in 6 weeks tomorrow. but i will find them.

Give me time....Give me time. 24 hours should do it!

beerchug

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I like your exotic style pouncey!! ubbtickled

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
wave Hey i think i found 1????????

Man that was hard to find!!

The Stockholm royale

1 oz chambord raspberry liqueur
1 oz vodka
1 dash cranberry juice
1 splash pineapple juice

Should be shaked over ice. Garnished with lemon. More pineapple then cranberry juice!

Now please tell me thats the right 1 so i can crash.

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
lol poor thing!!!

Im sure pounce wont mind if you have a nuneyes though...

Tis sweet that your looking for her ubbtickled

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
haha.. its funny how something starts off as a bit off fun then turns into a mission.

Somehow i dont think im gonna have a hope in hell of finding these drinks. Nobody on the net has ever heard of them! Or maybe im just looking in the wrong place??

Oh well, still have about 20 hours left to find them. confused

*drags his sorry ass off to bed*

beerchug

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
heya warchild smile Welcome.

point break, eh? classic movie... "cos that would be a waste of tiiime" yeeehaaar!

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pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
close but not quite. tongue

just let me know when you give up and i'll spill the recipe biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
pounce look at you corrupting the pure mind of a newbie already!! rolleyes tongue

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


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