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Login/Join to ParticipateAfter 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
hello all,
i've been here silently watching for the last couple months and decided it was time to step out from the darkness and say hi
. thought it was time time to join this family that i spend so much time watching and learning from.A little about me...
I made my first million running guns to cuba, but blew the lot on a weekend out in lyme regis dorset (that crazy golf gets expensive)! Things started to look up as a result of a highly successful pimping business in Exeter. Im now relaxing in a cardboard box under a railway bridge on the outskirts of the sleepy town of Honiton. I was recently released from the Arkham Asylem, as a completely recovered compulsive liar.
Ok, In all seriousness...
Name; joe
Toys; fire poi (Not very good yet), and soon to be getting staff.
Hobbies; playing with fire, meetin weird and wonderful people, trying to keep fit (hey i did say trying!) and various other things i cant think of right now.
Occupation; how do i say this with out sounding lazy.... kinda in between jobs!
Music; pretty much anything, breakbeat, D+B mainly.
Mission in life; To try and be as happy as any situation allows me to be.
Near future plans; To get better at poi and learn staff ready for the summer.
Well i cant think of anything half interesting to say so if you wanna no more just ask. Look forward to actually meeting you guys at last.
Warchild
P,s some dude left me tea and biscuits by the door on the way in. Im ok but if you guys want some help yourself.
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
ello and welcome
..would you prefer a bottle of gin instead?!?! she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
hey Narr,
how bout vodka or whiskey? i've had my time on gin
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
* hands warchild bottle of smirnoff* ... man you picky for homeless person
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
narr you're the best 
'ello there!
welcome! loved your intro, one of the more clever ones yet well if you've been lurking you've probably already seen some of the good stuff around here. but come and say hello to us all in our intro threads as well 
mine can get a tad kinky at times (translation: there's an orgy every day )ta!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Narr your fantastic, thanks so much for the smirnoff. Didn't mean to be picky there, just had more then 1 bad incident on the old Gin!! You have made a friend for life. hey pounce, yeah i see what goes on in your thread. All very amusing. i'll be over shortly to say hi.
Any1 care for a little smirnoff?
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
well since i bought the stiff make mine a double
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
*slides narr a rather large double*
Cheers
If there is anything you need in return for the favor just let me know. I ave people on the inside...
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
... i'll let you know she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Oooooooooooohhhh!
Vodka!!!
Hi there Warchild,
welcome!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Hello
So..whats your opinions on the colour pink...?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Hey hey hey...Hey bird, Nice to meet you! there's some vodka in the fridge. Help yourself. But be sure to thank Narr though. must go out and get some more. Been a busy afternoon. Starting to run a little low!
Any1 else willing to donate random alcoholic beverages feel free! You get hugs in return
just no Gin....Hey pink! My opinion on the colour pink? well what can i say, never drink pink Vodka
did that in a random trip to Ibiza. Dont think i will be going there again!!!! But pink is pretty cool if you ask me. I'll try and find you some pink stuff and drop it round.Untill then drink up guys...
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
yay glad you like the colour pink.
I dont really do alcohol much...so can i just bring gift of chocolate and cakes in return for hugs?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Gifts of chocolate and cakes will be a fantastic substitute. Nice 1 Pink! Hugs coming your way...
But i just wanna state 1 thing?! Im not at all in any way an alcoholic!!
Honestly. I think if i dont state that fact now im gonna turn into the HOP drunk.Ok this will make you laugh, i actually worked in a department called "ALCOHOLICS" for a company that we will remain nameless. But seriously please dont let me become the drunk
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
don't fight it. i tried fighting my reputation of being the sexual influencer and it just made things worse.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Honestly!!! Seriously!!!!
Ok but i only have a little problem!
Apple and raspberry juice drink any1? it only has a lttle vodka in!
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I wouldnt mind a screw..... driver!!!
many hugs and welcomes warchild!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
screwdriver....
Put 3 ice cubes in to a highball glas. Pour in vodka. Fill balance of glass with OJ, stir, and serve!
I like your style
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
if you can make me a Lights Over Havana or even better, a Stockholm Royale, i will be thoroughly impressed
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Ok pounce your gonna have to give me some clues here??? Are these drinks actual drinks? i.e Not just ones you have invented yourself? i can find a havana cocktail but not a lights over havana. Also i found like a million drinks ending in royale but not a stockholm royale! But if you assure me these are actual drinks i will find them given time! I will make it my quest!
then i will make you your drinks A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
no they are real drinks. i can tell you how to make them if you want, but if you really want to try and find them i wish you lots of luck.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Ok why you wishing me lots of luck?
Dont tell me these are seriously endangered drinks on the verge of extinction, only known to the select few that wish to remain nameless in the light of all man kind?
Ok give me 1 of the main ingredients (Please not the soft drink part) and i will find your drink!!
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
they are little known drinks, and one of them is only found in a bizarre little part of the world
ok....
lights over havana....malibu rum
stockholm royale....chambord
*waits anxiously*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
your gonna be waiting anxiously for a while, i gotta crash!! I actually gotta work for the first time in 6 weeks tomorrow. but i will find them. Give me time....Give me time. 24 hours should do it!
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I like your exotic style pouncey!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Hey i think i found 1????????Man that was hard to find!!
The Stockholm royale
1 oz chambord raspberry liqueur
1 oz vodka
1 dash cranberry juice
1 splash pineapple juice
Should be shaked over ice. Garnished with lemon. More pineapple then cranberry juice!
Now please tell me thats the right 1 so i can crash.
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
lol poor thing!!!
Im sure pounce wont mind if you have a nuneyes though...
Tis sweet that your looking for her
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
haha.. its funny how something starts off as a bit off fun then turns into a mission.
Somehow i dont think im gonna have a hope in hell of finding these drinks. Nobody on the net has ever heard of them! Or maybe im just looking in the wrong place??
Oh well, still have about 20 hours left to find them.
*drags his sorry ass off to bed*
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
heya warchild
Welcome.point break, eh? classic movie... "cos that would be a waste of tiiime" yeeehaaar!
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
close but not quite.
just let me know when you give up and i'll spill the recipe
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
pounce look at you corrupting the pure mind of a newbie already!!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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