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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:Kerrrrrrrrr......BUMP!

not enough people socialising once inebriated on teh intraweb..

(*has not been out since yesterday and gone dun the whole day sesh scenario thing.....also is typing exceedingly well on the spelling front with minimal spelling errors..and thus - is chuffed..) grin sunny :loco:

minus loco = grr

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EDIT_REASON: grr/loco/pfft


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i was disappointed to find the loco emoticon was gone too frown

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines

Total posts: 316
Posted:they said i was drunk last night, i was just chemically off-balanced...

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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wonderloey


wonderloey

enthusiast
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates

Total posts: 255
Posted:I'm "not" drunk...

"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.

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_Poiboy_
GOLD Member since Jan 2004

_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel

Total posts: 1113
Posted:I'm not drunk, my friend is, he ran his own head into 2 poals and a sign tonight.

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Puff
SILVER Member since Jun 2007

Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 134
Posted:Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines

Total posts: 316
Posted:Dad asked me this morning why his car was alomost totaled and he asked if I was drunk last night. So I said, "Dad, I wasn't, I don't know but the car was kinda off-balanced and a pole was in the middle of the road and then it was too late. Hik!"

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:thats not cool man....

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:I'm not drunk by myself.

And I'm not lonely.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Well then I don't offer you a hug. hug !

hug

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:well, then I won't thank you hug

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time, Uni...

Total posts: 1207
Posted:I'm not drunk, I've gone through most of the bottle of whiskey but I'm the last one standing, ergo, by my logic, I'm not drunk, thank you and goodnight *bows*

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Puff
SILVER Member since Jun 2007

Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 134
Posted:Yay for free booze for performers!!!

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines

Total posts: 316
Posted:I was so drunk last night that I started a thread without even knowing it. I was like, huh? I started this thread last night? eek

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Found it! I wish I had more pizza.

And the company of that cute girl at the bar.


Kupo!

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:GAAARLICK!!! is really salty when you eeat it.

I should have been spending all day on college work but the sun shined so hard I thought if i didnt go and join i t outside it would disappear and never return and so of course I had to go and drink in a beer garden and lose hours and hours of couse work time... yesterday was no better.. sitting on a beach and playing with toys makes for happy times smile Xx


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Owned by Brenn smile

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:its sADDEBIBG HOW LONG ITS BEEn since i posted here. (dam sprawllingparalell to the keyboard and typing one handed, and damn running out of cash!)

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Yay beer!

And scotch!

And Baileys! Ever noticed that the bailys symbol is an antispin flower?


Kupo!

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:I am most certainly NOT drunk.


*goes off to find his bottle of port*

Baileys antispin, huh? I'll have to check that out..


hug

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Felex
SILVER Member since Jun 2009

Felex

Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom

Total posts: 268
Posted:I was drunk. Liquorice vodka.

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Never heard of it... sambuca tastes like licorice though. Mmmm good stuff.

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Felex
SILVER Member since Jun 2009

Felex

Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom

Total posts: 268
Posted:Sambucas nice. I do like liquors

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i do like sambuca also smile

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Graaaargh, two nights in a row. How disgraceful...

Damn scotch and people having birthdays and stuff...


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Vodka can be ironically subtle when mixed with soft drink. Yya!

Kupo!

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Cocktails and Minesweeper are rarely a good mix.

Am I trolling now?


Kupo!

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Depends how real the minefield is....

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Drinky drinky driiiinky....

Going to a soiree that I wasn't invited to just to prove a point... Bloody ex girlfriend trying to push me out of my own group of friends.


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Hails S
BRONZE Member since May 2009

I know I'm strange but do you have to label me!
Location: Adelaide South Aus, Australia

Total posts: 10
Posted:I'm NOT drunk!! Cos it's 02:15am and I'm at work!!!

knocked myself out, woot adequate amount of practice!

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:You are so in the wrong thread, Hails.

Daaamn, I've posted in here too much...

That soiree turned out to be fun... well no it didnt, but I went somewhere else afterward and that was a romp!


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