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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
i didn't kick it..i swore, and then cried, and then a swore some more, got told off for calling the machine bad naems, then got 30squid off mum. so isnt all that bad.
Tantamount to fatuity
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mmmm a stack of dead squid....
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
smells like dead squid in here..or is that Cantuseses socks(what is the plural of Cantus???)
Wheres the cow Aiimmeeeee.......????
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Self-Flagellation Expert
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no no no. the plural of c@ntus would be c@ntii. but it's an ownership thing, so you would say "c@ntus' socks".
*wanders off to find the pedantic thread again*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Running hippy spinning lemming
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Location: Scotland
*has a random urge to moo at Aimée....*
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
COWS!!!!! I like brown cows
"I eat green grass and I moo all day
Im a cow, moo, Im a cow, Moo"
quote by Jeff the purple Wiggle
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
how about if i moo at you first? *MOOOO!*
feel free to moo. people should not be afraid to moo...promote the mooeyness!!
Running hippy spinning lemming
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Location: Scotland
dancing cows
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
how cool
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
very concerned am I about the toaster thing...
sends unplug the toaster vibes
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
im never eating toast again....
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
found this today
Ever get confused by the many different forms of government?
Cows can help explain alot...
*FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts
them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of
all
the cows. The government gives you as much milk they think you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them
and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for
by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the
government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as
much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to
take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care
of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them,
but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and
shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts
you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the
milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick
someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates
what
you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to
milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours
the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms
accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair
price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Self-Flagellation Expert
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i have seen another version of that floating around somewhere, if i ever find it, i'll tag it in here, and we can have an uber-cow-gevernment list
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
whooo yeh
Cousins 18th moulin rouge birthday was a complete sucess,
as was being able to teach one of her drunk workmates to grind
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YOU GOT THE LOONEY BIN THING RIGHT!!!!!! I'M HERE!!!!!! I'm relatively new buit probably the craziest of them all. anyway. welcome.
From Death And Rebirth Come The Wings Of Life.
- Myself
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
er...hi
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pffffft.
Riley, the weirdest person here is probably gidg (please god don't let her see this or she will have another go at me). She rides on a pogo stick everywhere! Whats wrong with a unicycle? Weird, just weird.
*Aimee* ,Grind as in sk8 board? Man, i cant even stand up on a skateboard sober, so teaching a drunk to grind is a huge success! *rising ovation of only me*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
*whispers to FRD* the type of grind that takes place on a dance floor
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*Eyes widen* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *giggles* hehehehe... idnt think i can do that either... is it easier drunk?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Noooo! Undo! Undo! May that last post be stricken from the record and may every one pay heed to this statement... I do not wish to ever, sober or drunk, learn how to do the grind. Not ever.
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1101240992)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
i wasn't drunk how dare u suggest such a thing! Peoples hips losen up when they're under the influence, so i guess it is hehe
edit - pasheeez! sure ya do! its fun
EDITED_BY: *Aimée* (1101241159)
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Pahsheeez? That confuses me more than the internet does.
I wasn't saying u were drunk, god forbid the day
(guilty conscience?), i was asking if the learner of the grind found it easier being drunk. thats all.Id have to learn to dance first, let alone learn the grind. Its criminal how badly i dance. No one dances worse than me, and i am certain of this fact.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog
I wasn't saying u were drunk, god forbid the day
check further up in the intro...im having a rendevous with a certain beer can
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Im in quadruple digits baby
Self-Flagellation Expert
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
yaaay!!
i got there first
*pokes tongue out* neener neener
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
:P:P:P
no excuses. no apologies.
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Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
hi aimee, she who likes cows.
i'm sure you like hugs, too, so..
there's three. they're absolutely free, no questions asked. you very well will receive more in time to come.
so...
yay!
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
*gasp!*
was very shocked to find her uber crap intro dragged up again..I really should redo it..
And thankyou for the hugs shen shui
have 3 free back xx
no excuses. no apologies.
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Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
thanks!
:HUG right back atcha! didnt realise it's been so long since your thread was bumped.. sorry..
so what are you up to, anyway?
what brings you on here at this time of the Now?
i'm in bed. its 9.46am saturday morning.
goddamn this HoP stuff is addictive. it is normal to come on for 3 hours and have it pass like that
especially with all you pretty and lovely people here..!
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
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