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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
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Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I wonder why all my visitors left....? I had so many in my other thread!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
i think the 700-odd posts were a bit daunting no?
here:
and :insertmigrainetabletsmileyhere:
dates are 23rd feb for a week(sorry if this confuses other visitors, i'm just too lazy to go back yo my pms...) then i guess 10th march for a few days. this ok w/ you?
missing bams by a day cause of show
but thats life i guess.(unless you can persuade her to stay, i've already tried without success 
)R
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Im stoked... thanks for the tablets buddyo I needed them...
I will try my bestest to get bammers to stay... do you think that 700 or so posts effect peoples willingness to post?
If I had of known that I wouldnt have gotten my old intro back. I would have kept my new one... I love having people in here to chat and play 
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Hello I'm often hear sweety... but have nothing to say
.:*sprinkles???*:. *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey beautiful!!!
I love it when you does come and play wif me... would you like to do some finger and elbone painting with me?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
can we use our nose and toes as well?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
and our belly buttons?
Currently on the right side up of the world.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
nipples?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I like the nose idea... we could submerge our whole faces in it and blow bubbles through our noses into the paint......!!!! Dentrassi... you go first...
Flyntie does it matter whether or not you have an innie or an outie?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
as long as we get to use cushions for our poor knees then i reckon we can use any body part no?
R Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
oh yes *nods very seriously* the knees shall always be protected...
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there shall be none of this!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
i think almost anyone could paint with their knees... although id recommend caution when Valura's involved!
speaking of which, how are your knees dear?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Broked... they go clickty clack clickty clack... and thats just when Im sitting down!!!!!!!!! lil buggers they are
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
can you borrow arsn's knees when hes asleep?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I tryed but his toenails attacked me.... they even threatened to hide in the carpet after they have been cut off and bite the bottom of my feet.... !!!
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
he'd never notice of course.
mine are doing pretty good actually today
managed a back somersault without landing and saying
'ouch'
or on my less restrained days:
'*^*&^$&^%$&*^(*&^^%*%$&'
R Holistic Spinner (I hope)
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok i think that's the grossest picture i've ever seen.
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
arsn is unhappy that everyone thinks his toenails are festy and gross... They really arnt...Im just being a drama queen!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
I don't know what's worse The toenials in the picture, or the fact that the guys pants are riding so far up he's body he'd make my Opa (Grand father) wince...
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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
PANCAKES!!!!!!!! PANCAKES!!!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
You missed out on sunday night it was pretty dam good .I ended up meeting up with those twirlers from cairns they werent to bad at all
. And umm i've forgotten that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
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I don't know what's worse The toenials in the picture, or the fact that the guys pants are riding so far up he's body he'd make my Opa (Grand father) wince...
ok i didn't even notice the pants i was too grossed out by the toenails
laughing my ass off now
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i agree! i didnt notice the pants either! EWWW!!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Does this mean I sucessfully took the focus of my toenails and changed it to the guys pants???
Point.
. I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*bang!!!*
notices pounces' ass fall off.....
hmmm houston we have a problem...maybe this will help??
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hey Valura...do I need tape to make flags too........
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
and as for you trying to win points arsn... dont even go there babe or I will rip out the REALLY embrassing stuff... *CoughtrumpetassCough*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
oh bugger. Its coming with your christmas card...
sorry Ive been a slack ass!!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
*CoughfeatherCoughbricksCoughwhich is heavierCough*
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
LOL. ok i don't know if should keep laughing or be upset that my ass made that much noise when it fell! i swear i didn't think it was that big!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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