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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
Hey Everyone...

Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..

Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..

I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance... [Razz]

Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon... [Wink]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia

Posted:
*runs*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
COME BACK!!! Oh... miss dragon I dont think he meant to scare you off... I think his wobble is his belly button!! isnt it? *looks around confused*
goes over to the giggle box and pulls a few out... what if I promise to shower you in a few giggles miss dragon? Will you come back then?
Angel Giggles

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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Posted:
What about when he did his funky hip dance ?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere

Posted:
jesus!

you come in here looking for a decent conversation, all you get is buffonery and gallivantin'

*mutters dark notions along the lines of " bloody youth of today...rhubarb......a poxonthem... ", wanders around a bit, snorts, tosses cape over shoulder, storms out in a huff*


Holistic Spinner (I hope)

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Posted:
What's a Huff... is that a cheap New Zealand car??? biggrin

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
no but your kiwi wife will show you if you what a huff is if you dont stop paying out on kiwis!!! mad mad tongue

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
i thought a 'Huff' was the new name for the All Blacks.....
*wobbles his wibble as sprints out*

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA

Posted:
rushes in before she bursts

ok that speedo thing is cracking me up so i needed to hand off my extra giggles

**giggles**
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ya i've got even more than that, but i'll come back. must get pervy thoughts out now ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
GET YOUR WIBBLE BACK HERE DEAD MAN DENTRASSI!!!

smithers release the hounds

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awww aint they cute?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
HOLEY DOOLEY...

my giggle box is overflowing!!!

thanks pouncey...Ill let you in on a little secret...



Im going to throw a giggle party soon.... plans are in the pipe line... thats all I can say... there is charlie everywhere!!!



*runs off like a knob*
EDITED_BY: Valura (1071120675)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA

Posted:
oooh a giggle party? just make some speedo comments and you're guaranteed giggles for the entire time! ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Posted:
You know Dentrassi... the men in my family have wibbles too... tongue

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
'Lo lovely,

Top o the morning to you - how are tricks with you? 1 week and 2 work days till vacation - bring it on! Still have not sent my christmas post (or indeed written a single card redface) so don't be surprised if yours arrives in January. spank I did most of my shopping online this year as I have just not had time to shop, have not even made it to Camden market this year to enjoy Christmas atmosphere and vast quantities of mulled wine.

So until I do make that trip, here is a tumbling tarepanda for you to enjoy instead
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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia

Posted:
gnor sings badly
Quote:

Im going to wibble my wobbles away

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia

Posted:
and *poke*

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
* giggles wickedly*
*poke pokey poke poke...*

Hey kat!!! if I get something from you in the mail I will be stoked... doesnt matter WHEN darls... biggrin biggrin ubbtickled hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Posted:
*Walks right into the middle of Gnor, Kat, and Valuras' little talk...*

Oh right... The "No pants" thing... sorry... ubbloco

*Turns, and exits room to go put pants on, passing UCOF who is still wibbling his wobble in the corner...* ubblol

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
Right. So. Wine anyone?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia

Posted:
Quote:

Hey kat!!! if I get something from you in the mail I will be stoked... doesnt matter WHEN darls...



PM me somewhere to send it then.... wink

My pants are on....I dont unsdersttttaaannndd.... confused

hug hug hug hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
oh arsn... you must flash your butt everywhere dont you?
I like it biggrin
I have some wine mikey...!!! white though...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
oh hooray!!!!!!!!
my christmas wish came true!!!
I got to work today and ALL the PHONES are down due to storms!!!!!!!!!YAYAY since I work in a call centre its cruisey day at the mom...
wont happen for long though!!! ubbtickled ubblol biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia

Posted:
*Pokedy pokedy POKE...*

Bill wont buy me a set of flags from HoP for Xmas so its back to POKE

poke poke poke

and hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere

Posted:
wave

hug

(blue)cat

Holistic Spinner (I hope)

PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Posted:
What is it with all this pokeing ?. It's all fun and games until someone losses a eye Awww that hurt ! Looking up at gnor with pink eye

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia

Posted:
oopps sorry puk.....its a poke in the soft fleshy bits..

Gnor gets a wet flannel and puts it on Puks eye..... kiss kiss

not a poke in the puk eye....

hug hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia

Posted:
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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
oh dear!!!
mr puko!!
I think that gnor was aiming for me and missed!!! poor little chicken... she didnt mean too Im sure cause shes a sweetie!!!!
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this will cheer you up

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Posted:
eek Look out Mr Heart... Mr Sun is going to eat you!!! eek

It might happen... ubbangel

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Posted:
Looking closer... it looks like that Heart guy doesn't know which way to look... *Duh... which way did he go... which way did he go...?* ubblol

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
yeah he does have funny eyes aye bubba?
reminds me of you in the morning!!! wink hug ubblove

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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