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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
hi, my name is step, some of you may know me, some of you who dont, should run away now, hard and fast!
*looks round*
ok.....
hi my name is step (aka mechhead, mech or El-nombre!)
I have been in the hop world for about 6months last as gidg tells me so i have prob been spinning for 6months!
I spin
poi,
staff,
diabolo (diabolo not very well, but i dont practise as much as i should)
Fire poi, (monley, rope, tube wick)
Fire staff,
Fire diabolo,
Flags,
meteros,
fire swords,
My fav past times bar spinning, are drumming (both kit and tribal) SCUBA diving, climbing, sleepsing, being lazy and being hyper and going out with my mates!
Fav music, rock and skate, stuff like sublime, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Fun Lovin' Criminals, and so...i also have B*WITCHED IN my cd stack (yes both albums, and they are Orginals! they are wicked for a dance and some cheezy pop fun!)
Erm what else can i tell you.......*looks deep in brain*
owwww im a geek (ok im sure i dont seem like on, being a spinner and a skater and climber and all) but i work in primary and secondary school as and ICT admin so yes im a propper geek ( and one day i hope to grow up to be like the scinetist in teh simpsons, i even have a poscket protector that has an inbuild dooms day device!)
Im form stoke ( middland UK) (were all the fancy wedgewood pottery comes from and is sent round teh world (oh yeah, proud of that one!
) ive worked in many places, from BP (the petrol company) to pizza hut, mcdonalds to schools! I love having lots of lil jobs and stuff tis fun!
My plans for next year is to start the step world tour, i already plan to go to OZ, NZ, and maybe a few other places along the way, so any ideas would be good!
Happy days i rekon that should be enough info to either
1) bore enought of you to death
2)start a partition to get me kicked from hop, or
3) get me another stalker (ps why do girls think that is attractive?)
later days guys!
PS im a really bad speller so im sorry i have dislexia!
hi, my name is step, some of you may know me, some of you who dont, should run away now, hard and fast!
*looks round*
ok.....
hi my name is step (aka mechhead, mech or El-nombre!)
I have been in the hop world for about 6months last as gidg tells me so i have prob been spinning for 6months!
I spin
poi,
staff,
diabolo (diabolo not very well, but i dont practise as much as i should)
Fire poi, (monley, rope, tube wick)
Fire staff,
Fire diabolo,
Flags,
meteros,
fire swords,
My fav past times bar spinning, are drumming (both kit and tribal) SCUBA diving, climbing, sleepsing, being lazy and being hyper and going out with my mates!
Fav music, rock and skate, stuff like sublime, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Fun Lovin' Criminals, and so...i also have B*WITCHED IN my cd stack (yes both albums, and they are Orginals! they are wicked for a dance and some cheezy pop fun!)
Erm what else can i tell you.......*looks deep in brain*
owwww im a geek (ok im sure i dont seem like on, being a spinner and a skater and climber and all) but i work in primary and secondary school as and ICT admin so yes im a propper geek ( and one day i hope to grow up to be like the scinetist in teh simpsons, i even have a poscket protector that has an inbuild dooms day device!)
Im form stoke ( middland UK) (were all the fancy wedgewood pottery comes from and is sent round teh world (oh yeah, proud of that one!
) ive worked in many places, from BP (the petrol company) to pizza hut, mcdonalds to schools! I love having lots of lil jobs and stuff tis fun!My plans for next year is to start the step world tour, i already plan to go to OZ, NZ, and maybe a few other places along the way, so any ideas would be good!
Happy days i rekon that should be enough info to either
1) bore enought of you to death
2)start a partition to get me kicked from hop, or
3) get me another stalker (ps why do girls think that is attractive?)
later days guys!
PS im a really bad speller so im sorry i have dislexia!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Of course you aren't Narr. You be just a wee little Pixie.
Of course you aren't Narr. You be just a wee little Pixie.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
aww thanks gidg
least someone loves me 
aww thanks gidg
least someone loves me she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
any time girl.
Mech I think that's your hint to say something nice and smoochie.
any time girl.
Mech I think that's your hint to say something nice and smoochie.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
gidg, my lady knwosa i love her, i send her txts pretty much every day atm, saying im lucky to have such a lady, and so amazingly lucky to have fond such a love in a strange way!
narr - thankyou for being my lady, you make me so happy!
gidg, my lady knwosa i love her, i send her txts pretty much every day atm, saying im lucky to have such a lady, and so amazingly lucky to have fond such a love in a strange way!
narr - thankyou for being my lady, you make me so happy!
Step (el-nombrie)
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
I know that she knows but a lady never gets tired of hearing it. Keep up the good work.
I know that she knows but a lady never gets tired of hearing it. Keep up the good work.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
There's still plenty of time yet...
Written by: Unfortunatly Cant Open Folders
I was disapointed with Flynt once. She had not Crocheted me a bobble hat. She never said she would...but i was still disapointed she didnt
There's still plenty of time yet...
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Sounds like you need to start crocheting Flyntie.
Sounds like you need to start crocheting Flyntie.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
she should, but shes busy with her paper!
she should, but shes busy with her paper!
Step (el-nombrie)
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Then I guess she shouldn't be chrocheting. Studies come first.
Then I guess she shouldn't be chrocheting. Studies come first.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Can she crochet a paper hat?
Written by: mech
she should, but shes busy with her paper!
Can she crochet a paper hat?
GOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
you can't crochet a paper, you would need spatula for that.
hi mech! i am no longer infected
you can't crochet a paper, you would need spatula for that.
hi mech! i am no longer infected
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link
Townie twat on right: "Yeah safe geez got dis bagov skunk from me bruv innit"
Townie twat on left: "Naaaah mate dats the fluff from down da back ov me sofa"
Right: "Well I finks u can get well mashup on it anyway I erd there was this one geeza dat smoked some dandelion seeds once an e got propa [censored] on em."
Left: "Woah man, safe yeah, but I ain't puttin no pubes n biskit crums in me maaf, owz we gonna get blaarted?"
Right: "We can like pretenz dat we jus smoked a phat bifta full ov da mad fluff-skunk innit? An' we can look like we 'as got da mad mash on by pretendin to lick da bag innit?"
Left: "I ain't lickin no bag, ya batty-bwoi. Ya fuckin gay, ya startin?"
Right: "Na man, na, da bag full of draw ya fuckin [censored] fuckety fucker fuckstain fuckbucket. Ya get me?"
Left: "Wicked man, safe geez, we's bein' well mash out of us faces off our edz innit wen we sit on da benches outside Spar tonite!"
Right: "Put ya dick away, da webcams on."
Non-Https Image Link
Townie twat on right: "Yeah safe geez got dis bagov skunk from me bruv innit"
Townie twat on left: "Naaaah mate dats the fluff from down da back ov me sofa"
Right: "Well I finks u can get well mashup on it anyway I erd there was this one geeza dat smoked some dandelion seeds once an e got propa [censored] on em."
Left: "Woah man, safe yeah, but I ain't puttin no pubes n biskit crums in me maaf, owz we gonna get blaarted?"
Right: "We can like pretenz dat we jus smoked a phat bifta full ov da mad fluff-skunk innit? An' we can look like we 'as got da mad mash on by pretendin to lick da bag innit?"
Left: "I ain't lickin no bag, ya batty-bwoi. Ya fuckin gay, ya startin?"
Right: "Na man, na, da bag full of draw ya fuckin [censored] fuckety fucker fuckstain fuckbucket. Ya get me?"
Left: "Wicked man, safe geez, we's bein' well mash out of us faces off our edz innit wen we sit on da benches outside Spar tonite!"
Right: "Put ya dick away, da webcams on."
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
disturbing. yeah really disturbing.
disturbing. yeah really disturbing.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
yes, im getting a lil owrried about ucof, i think his brain has left him
yes, im getting a lil owrried about ucof, i think his brain has left him
Step (el-nombrie)
GOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
ucof That's the funniest thing I've read this week
ucof
That's the funniest thing I've read this week Let's relight this forum 
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
that really is quite bewildering....
and incidently, when did you say you were flying back to sydney? was it friday or saturday? i have the short term memory of a small aquatic creature.
that really is quite bewildering....
and incidently, when did you say you were flying back to sydney? was it friday or saturday? i have the short term memory of a small aquatic creature.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
you mean bloop oh look a castle, bloop oh look a castle?
you mean bloop oh look a castle, bloop oh look a castle?
Step (el-nombrie)
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
yes, apart from the blooping part. i cant recall what sound effect i make though.
yes, apart from the blooping part. i cant recall what sound effect i make though.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
geez guys!!! its
*swim swim*
get it right!!
where's a gnor when you need one
geez guys!!! its
*swim swim*
get it right!!
where's a gnor when you need one
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
not sure, but she could be useful.... maybe she could help me wake step up?
in recent weeks ive tried the shouting technique [unsuccessful], the shaking method [which makes he head roll in wierd directions], but have found the dog on face technique works well.
mwahahahah!
not sure, but she could be useful.... maybe she could help me wake step up?
in recent weeks ive tried the shouting technique [unsuccessful], the shaking method [which makes he head roll in wierd directions], but have found the dog on face technique works well.
mwahahahah!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
i always find the jumping on bed/him then tickling him works pretty damn well..but also makes him abit grumpy :S
i always find the jumping on bed/him then tickling him works pretty damn well..but also makes him abit grumpy :S
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
im thinking ill try the nipple cripple technique in the morning - besides, i have to ensure he wakes up otherwise he'll miss his flight!
im thinking ill try the nipple cripple technique in the morning - besides, i have to ensure he wakes up otherwise he'll miss his flight!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
GOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
*hands Dent a few dollars to make step miss his flight*
*hands Dent a few dollars to make step miss his flight*
Let's relight this forum
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
im sure we can reach an arrangement...
although i'll have to move house so he cant track me down....
im sure we can reach an arrangement...
although i'll have to move house so he cant track me down....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
GOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
s'ok, you can bundle him in the back of a kombi blind folded, drop him in the middle of the bush and point him towards the sun, he'll follow it for weeks before he realises he's been tricked.
SHHHHHH! Be quiet about it tho cuz we don't want him figuring out what we're up to
s'ok, you can bundle him in the back of a kombi blind folded, drop him in the middle of the bush and point him towards the sun, he'll follow it for weeks before he realises he's been tricked.
SHHHHHH! Be quiet about it tho cuz we don't want him figuring out what we're up to
Let's relight this forum
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
*whispers*
alternatively we could tie a bottle of sprite to a pole attached to his head so he constantly chases after it so he runs off into the sunset
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my side hurts from laughing too much.... a very sleepy mech just wandered in to tell me he realised - after all this lead up, that his flight on on wednesday morning....not tuesday...
silly mech
anyway, back to plotting... i like the kombi idea... because if i could do it, then i would have a kombi, so i could go on a massive holiday...
*whispers*
alternatively we could tie a bottle of sprite to a pole attached to his head so he constantly chases after it so he runs off into the sunset
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my side hurts from laughing too much.... a very sleepy mech just wandered in to tell me he realised - after all this lead up, that his flight on on wednesday morning....not tuesday...
silly mech
anyway, back to plotting... i like the kombi idea... because if i could do it, then i would have a kombi, so i could go on a massive holiday...
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
GOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Silly Mech Ah well at least you won't have to worry abut him running round at the last minute packing stuff cuz he's already done it!
I have a kombi! All we have to do is ship it there with me hiding inside it, I'll jump out from under the seat, drive through customs sneakily, straight to your house, give him a glass of Milk like in the A-Team, tie the sprite to his head (are they easier to find than Fairies?) and we're away! Brilliant, we can't be foiled!
We can fit lots of peeps into the Van too and have a proper holiday in the sunnyshine
Silly Mech Ah well at least you won't have to worry abut him running round at the last minute packing stuff cuz he's already done it! I have a kombi! All we have to do is ship it there with me hiding inside it, I'll jump out from under the seat, drive through customs sneakily, straight to your house, give him a glass of Milk like in the A-Team, tie the sprite to his head (are they easier to find than Fairies?) and we're away! Brilliant, we can't be foiled!
We can fit lots of peeps into the Van too and have a proper holiday in the sunnyshine Let's relight this forum
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
well... all plotting has failed. the last i saw of him was on a train off to the airport.
although im hoping he got his flight - cos otherwise he probably camped on my front door step.
well... all plotting has failed. the last i saw of him was on a train off to the airport.
although im hoping he got his flight - cos otherwise he probably camped on my front door step.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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