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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:It's something* that I wanna get into with a certain someone at uni. Curse my shyness! Hugs to all those who are going through a hard time at the moment!

*not to be confused with jumping castles, ball pits and the like


Kupo!

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Krscendus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Krscendus

Member
Location: Ljubljana, Slovenia

Total posts: 12
Posted: Written by :blackrose1


Whats a relationship haha iv forgotten



You're lucky... At least you don't remember what you're missing wink


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Beth


Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Total posts: 1262
Posted:back in here but hopefully not for much longer. Am currently wooing a lovely lady at uni, shouldn't take too long for her to succumb to my charm! smile

hug to all


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:I'm still here!! *waves* ubblol

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Thats it! I am destined to end up in some crooked house with only a faithful dog for company. Meh, I can live with that smile

Singles all the way! wink


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Hehe...I reckon I'm going to turn out to be a crazy cat lady like on the Simpsons!

*high fives*


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Awesome! I will be so jealous of you! You could be a retired cat-woman, with a bus pass! ^.^

*high fives*


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Me too.. And I'm already practicing muttering to myself, not *quite* under my breath..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Heh, it's amusing how people don't notice the little add-ons.

Kupo!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:*Throws cats and screams gibberish at Roar*

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Hold on, we're all suffering from broken hearts!

Get a box of kittens, stat!

smile

Yep. Still here. And not as queer as people think smile

hug


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I have a cat allergy. That means I need a boyfriend, yes?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:or a dog.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:or an iguana.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Krscendus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Krscendus

Member
Location: Ljubljana, Slovenia

Total posts: 12
Posted:or one of these pretty cats which don't provoke allergic reactions

You're sure to become popular with a bunch of these around. biggrin

EDITED_BY: Krscendus (1206987357)


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Ewwww dogs frown Maybe an allergen-free cat, but having lived with cats for the last 3 months I don't think that's where my future is at wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:A Lobster!!!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Lobsters pinch when provoked, Neon wink

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:I like kittens!

...but I can't eat a whole one frown


Kupo!

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:A) Mincer

B) Tupperware

C) Share

wink

 Written by :Brenn


Lobsters pinch when provoked, Neon wink


On Demand? biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I suppose a trained lobster could... tongue

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet

Total posts: 1228
Posted:Spider Lobster, Spider Lobster.....

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Oct 2007

Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 78
Posted:You could always go for a yabbie, they're cool. Of course, you'd probably have to be in Australia for that...

But damn can they devour a pea quickly.


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No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Can I have a wombat? It would remind me of an ex or two ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Okay.. will this one do?
Not mine, alas, I am wombatless- but it's the same one as my avatar smile

Non-Https Image Link

hug s wombat


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Awwwww yes smile I'll have to go to Oz and abduct one now biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:1) Go to Wilsons Prom
2) Leave food in tent overnight
3) Smuggle wombat out of Australia


Kupo!

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:wombats are cool. so are kangaroos and emus.

i would settle for any of the above as long as they were friendly, and dont have to replace my current gf. smile


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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esmokah
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin

Total posts: 75
Posted:I just broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years. i'm here to stay now!

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:Single life is great at the moment i can do what i want i can lay allover the couch eating ice cream making a mess go out with the girls forget to shave haha oh im having fun

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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