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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i would like to start with that i dont mean offence to anyone who is a jehovas witness or mormon. to be honest i actually think they have a lot of guts to do what they do!

but i had a visit from 2 today. the first ive had in years. and of course now that they've left i think of all the smart-ass questions.

but to start off with my bloody dog! she's big. and usually she growls when people come at the door (cos she's a cowardly thing!)....and guess what! the JWs arrive and she decides to just pace the hallway!
so i was poilte at first...said i didnt believe in god, believed in evolution (she found it difficult to believe in evolution! and creationism isnt more hard to believe??!!) then i asked why they didnt take blood transfusions...that was more like it! things got more interesting!

but of course i thort of all the other really good questions once the door was shut...the reason they dont take blood is cos it says so in the bible...but in the bible it says "thou shall consume the herb of the land" which is the rastafarians excuse for the pot smoking...so i should have asked about that! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
So the newest trick:

Jehova's Witnesses Spanish Harlem Style!

Same claptrap, same annoying door-pounding, same insipid flyers.

But in Spanish!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Maybe accompanied by some reggaeton?

polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
Put on a card beneath your doorbell:

READ BEFORE PRESSING BUTTON OR KNOCKING ON DOOR.

By pressing this button or knocking on this door you confirm that you are either:

Not here to preach any religion, sell or otherwise advertise any product or service, or to gain support for any political party or candidate.

or:

Here to receive a bucket of water full in the face.



If anyone unwanted turns up, just go and fill a bucket of water.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: polarity


Put on a card beneath your doorbell:

READ BEFORE PRESSING BUTTON OR KNOCKING ON DOOR.

By pressing this button or knocking on this door you confirm that you are either:

Not here to preach any religion, sell or otherwise advertise any product or service, or to gain support for any political party or candidate.

or:

Here to receive a bucket of water full in the face.



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
I think that would fall under the term of 'No Solicitation'

I generally just tell them that I'm a pagan and point to the huge pentacle that hangs on my front door...then tell then I don't care to listen to anything they have to say...works a treat... biggrin

My ex-husband had a friend that was sitting around watching TV one day when a group of them came along...he told them to come on in and as soon as they saw the porn flick that he was watching, they turned around and walked right back out the door...and he never had a problem with them again...

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Thats classic

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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