"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean
In this world of tears, you need a sense of humor.Delete
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"Delete
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.Delete
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Currently on the right side up of the world.Delete
May your balls always burnDelete
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"Delete
Geologists do it in the dirt................Delete
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.Delete
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.Delete
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.Delete
Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!Delete
Holistic Spinner (I hope)Delete
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...Delete
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.Delete
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.
-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"Delete
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Beauty is the conscious sum of all our perversions.-Salvador DaliHope without action is hopeless.Delete