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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
*waves from edinburgh*
*waves from edinburgh*
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Waves from Wales
Waves from Wales Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
its nice up here.
you should come up.
its also freezing
but warm inside
with free internet
and jenga
its nice up here.
you should come up.
its also freezing
but warm inside
with free internet
and jenga
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
I would come if I could but at the moment I can't
Good to know you are having fun! I'm sitting here working out my costume for falmouth.........boots or heels,with a tutu? boots or heels, with wings?....... pfffft too many choices
I would come if I could but at the moment I can't
Good to know you are having fun! I'm sitting here working out my costume for falmouth.........boots or heels,with a tutu? boots or heels, with wings?....... pfffft too many choices
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Posted:
what wrong with boots with heels, combined with a tutu and wings!?
seems the obvious answer to me!
what wrong with boots with heels, combined with a tutu and wings!?
seems the obvious answer to me!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I'll be looking forward to seeing you in them Bird...... I'm sure you'll look lovely!
I'll be looking forward to seeing you in them Bird...... I'm sure you'll look lovely!
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Posted:
I don't think I have the legs to carry off a tutu!
I don't think I have the legs to carry off a tutu!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
We'll see I'm sure Froggy and I can talk you into one.
We'll see
I'm sure Froggy and I can talk you into one. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
does that mean I might need to shave then?
does that mean I might need to shave then?
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
no its ok I'll bring the waxing kit!
no its ok I'll bring the waxing kit!
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Posted:
*panics, runs to the shed to get the strimmer out*
It'll be safer! :P
*panics, runs to the shed to get the strimmer out*
It'll be safer! :P
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Chicken...... Bock Bock Bock! Its not like it hurts...... much..... or for long! Boys are such wimps!
Chicken...... Bock Bock Bock! Its not like it hurts...... much..... or for long! Boys are such wimps!
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Posted:
you'd be the one running off screaming idf you had to get that close to my legs to wax them!
you'd be the one running off screaming idf you had to get that close to my legs to wax them!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Are you sure about that...... How about we test that theory at Falmouth. Lets say I put on the wax and.... hmmmm how about we let Froggy strip it back off? I think you'll find its not us wimping out!
Are you sure about that...... How about we test that theory at Falmouth. Lets say I put on the wax and.... hmmmm how about we let Froggy strip it back off? I think you'll find its not us wimping out!
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My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Oh I wish I could be there to witness this event.
Oh I wish I could be there to witness this event. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Today has been an utterly craptastic day! And it was meant to be so much fun.......
I went to Cardiff to buy a few things...... nothing bad in that I hear you say but stupid me realised as I was on the train to cardiff that my house keys were still on the side in my kitchen inside my locked house....... blargggggghhhhh! Anyway I went on to cardiff and shopped for a bit. I then went back to the train station to go home and the train was about 40 mins late. It was a freezing cold day too but I waited and waited. When it got there they told us it was late due to it breaking down. We got on and off we went....... until it broke down again just outside the station I wanted to get off at. They wouldn't let us get off and walk down to the station. They made us wait 1/2 hour until it was fixed again! I got the the station about an hour and a half late. I had missed the bus by about 2 mins and had to wait another half hour in the cold. I then had to come home and break into my own house! Grrrrrrrrr Craptastic shivering cold days!! Pfffffft I still can't believe it took me nearly 3 hours from the time I got to cardiff station to the time I got home!
Ok now I've whined about that I'll shut up. I hope you all had good days. If not heres a hug for you
Today has been an utterly craptastic day! And it was meant to be so much fun.......
I went to Cardiff to buy a few things...... nothing bad in that I hear you say but stupid me realised as I was on the train to cardiff that my house keys were still on the side in my kitchen inside my locked house....... blargggggghhhhh! Anyway I went on to cardiff and shopped for a bit. I then went back to the train station to go home and the train was about 40 mins late. It was a freezing cold day too but I waited and waited. When it got there they told us it was late due to it breaking down. We got on and off we went....... until it broke down again just outside the station I wanted to get off at. They wouldn't let us get off and walk down to the station. They made us wait 1/2 hour until it was fixed again! I got the the station about an hour and a half late. I had missed the bus by about 2 mins and had to wait another half hour in the cold. I then had to come home and break into my own house! Grrrrrrrrr Craptastic shivering cold days!! Pfffffft I still can't believe it took me nearly 3 hours from the time I got to cardiff station to the time I got home!
Ok now I've whined about that I'll shut up. I hope you all had good days. If not heres a hug for you
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Posted:
Here's a hug (or several) for you, to try and make your day a bit less craptastic!
Here's a hug (or several)
for you, to try and make your day a bit less craptastic! My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
You poor baby. Have some hot chocolate, that will make things better.
You poor baby. Have some hot chocolate, that will make things better. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Location: Berlin, Germany
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Location: Berlin, Germany
Posted:
one of these days... but mostly the next days are better, arnt they?....
one of these days... but mostly the next days are better, arnt they?.... What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Thinks got a lot better today...... I won't go into the whys and wherefores because its not very exciting if you don't know the people involved, but I will say I think today the right side won out over the nasty twisted lying slimy side for once
Thinks got a lot better today...... I won't go into the whys and wherefores because its not very exciting if you don't know the people involved, but I will say I think today the right side won out over the nasty twisted lying slimy side for once
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Posted:
you go girl!
give the nasty, twisted, lying slimy one a slap from me! (even if you have to do it from a different room!)
you go girl!
give the nasty, twisted, lying slimy one a slap from me! (even if you have to do it from a different room!
) My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
If I slap him, he will accuse me, rightly this time, of bullying him! I have to be honest, I'm glad I caught him out and proved him a liar but ultimatly I feel sorry for him. He is a coward thats unable to do his job and covers his tracks by getting other people to do the work and claims it as his own. How sad is that? How must he feel when he is alone in the dark at night? It must be really crappy. I wouldn't wish being like him on anyone.
Anyway less of the slimy bag brown nose boy.........
Its been ages since we had any custard fighting in here! And you know what that means.....no mess and no fun! Get your custard at the ready....... its time to squirt that yellow gloop at each other again! *fills a water pistol with birds low fat ready made custard and sqirts it at Bird* OOooooo did that get you in the ear? Oops sorry
If I slap him, he will accuse me, rightly this time, of bullying him! I have to be honest, I'm glad I caught him out and proved him a liar but ultimatly I feel sorry for him. He is a coward thats unable to do his job and covers his tracks by getting other people to do the work and claims it as his own. How sad is that? How must he feel when he is alone in the dark at night? It must be really crappy. I wouldn't wish being like him on anyone.
Anyway less of the slimy bag brown nose boy.........
Its been ages since we had any custard fighting in here! And you know what that means.....no mess and no fun! Get your custard at the ready....... its time to squirt that yellow gloop at each other again! *fills a water pistol with birds low fat ready made custard and sqirts it at Bird* OOooooo did that get you in the ear? Oops sorry
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
Oh I have custard going spare!
Can anyone join in?
*sneaks up behind Skully and dribbles custard down her neck*
*bops Bird on the head with a clootie dumpling*
*runs*
Oh I have custard going spare!
Can anyone join in?
*sneaks up behind Skully and dribbles custard down her neck*
*bops Bird on the head with a clootie dumpling*
*runs*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Ewwwwwww thats cold!
Whats a clootie dumpling? Should I be glad I got the custard and not one of them?
Ewwwwwww thats cold!
Whats a clootie dumpling? Should I be glad I got the custard and not one of them?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Posted:
no, it was very tasty
sort of fruity spongey thing, boiled for an inordinately long time in a cloth
tasty gooness after eating much haggis
and served with lashings of custard
oo that sounds almost rude
no, it was very tasty
sort of fruity spongey thing, boiled for an inordinately long time in a cloth
tasty gooness after eating much haggis
and served with lashings of custard
oo that sounds almost rude
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Star Trekker
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Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
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Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
** SSSSPLATT!!!!**
Gotcha! Not a bad throw from Trippie's thread if i do say so myself Ms Duggery
** SSSSPLATT!!!!**
Gotcha! Not a bad throw from Trippie's thread if i do say so myself Ms Duggery
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Ooooooooo very nice shot Wild Child...... you are indeed a very very good custard thrower!I want you in my team for the great HoP custard fight!
Ooooooooo very nice shot Wild Child...... you are indeed a very very good custard thrower!I want you in my team for the great HoP custard fight!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Pooh-Bah
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Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Posted:
I came for the custard
*throws a water baloon full of custard at whoever's in the way*
bet you can't get me!
*mouth wide open*
I came for the custard
*throws a water baloon full of custard at whoever's in the way*
bet you can't get me!
*mouth wide open*
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
Important question for you lovely lady...
Does custard go with crumpets and if so should jam or possibly honey be involved?
*ducks*
I'd quite like to eat my custard surplus but I have nothing conventional to eat it with.
*please stop throwing custard at me*
oh wait! would rhubarb do?
*throws jelly at your ceiling so it sticks*
Important question for you lovely lady...
Does custard go with crumpets and if so should jam or possibly honey be involved?
*ducks*
I'd quite like to eat my custard surplus but I have nothing conventional to eat it with.
*please stop throwing custard at me*
oh wait! would rhubarb do?
*throws jelly at your ceiling so it sticks*
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