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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Custard goes with everything...... except sprouts! So I'd say Crumpets and jam or honey would go down nicely
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
thank you!
belly is now rumbling so I must take it home and feed it in accordance with your wisdom
ps. your avatar keeps making me think you're a monk
but a pretty lady monk, obviously. Do you keep bees by any chance? Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I would love to keep bees! I don't really have a garden big enough though
Bees are amazing lil creatures. I am in awe of them. By all the silly human laws of physics they shouldn't be able to fly but no one ever told them that so they carry on anyway! They also do little bee dances to tell their mates where the best flowers are. Anything that communitcates by wiggling their butts is cool as far as I'm concerned! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
yeh and supposedly if u catch one, put it in a fridge for 10 mins it slows down n gets sluggish, tie some thread round it and u got a bee on a leash, now thats fun!
*I would like to say I condone any cruelty to bees and any other animals and that i just said the previous statemtent for comical value* A bee is for life not just for 2 hours of fun
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
But Will can you wiggle your butt like a bee? Huh? Huh? well? can you? Huh?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
my faltmate had an observation hive in our sittingroom one summer as a psychology experiment so we got to see it all in close up and take the bees for jaunts in the countryside
and when the bees all escaped she would go in and tell them to stop being so silly and get back in the box and wiggle at them some.
it seemed to work, but I think that's just because she was quite bossy.
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
*creeps up behind Skully with a custard pie.....whispers 'Skul'.....turns around SPLAT!!!!*
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oooooooooo yummy! Custard *licks lips*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Damn, i shall find your Kryptonite and then i'll have you, its obvious its gonna take more than mere custard to stop you!
And yeh i can butt wiggle like a bee, i'll show u at Falmouth while im wearing my seaweed toga,erm ok actaully thats not a good image for ya trust me
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
After a very very crappy day thats a perfect image.... it gave me a huge giggle! Thank you hun Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
i thinks shes laughing at your willie!
Step (el-nombrie)
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
no comment An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Written by: Skulduggery
I want you in my team for the great HoP custard fight!
Do we get to throw custard at Foulmouth?? can we please go on please yeah??!
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
*dips biscuits in super size pile of custard*
mmmmmmm...custard.....Hiya! Hows the final draft of the pikkar coming along?
Let's relight this forum 
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
*wanders into a custardy thread*
hullo!!
*wanders out licking custard off her toes*
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*creeps in and slyly drops a tin of custard in Skully's bag*
*runs away like a coward*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
whats the pikkar?
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
*sneaks in avoiding all possible contact with custard and proceeds to fill skully's socks with jelly*
trifled with indeed..... *cackles wildly* ahem.
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if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
*bounces in as loudly as possible armed to the teeth with pink custard*
I heard there was a custard fight going on....?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*runs screaming from the pink custardy one*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
*Shoots pink custard towards Bird*
Don't think you can get away that easily
*insert evil cackle*
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Go hobble away Pink :P
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
so, when are the invites coming round for a jaunt to Wales for your birthday????
I'm waiting.....In fact i'm gonna spend every morning sat by the door waiting in anticipation for an invite to Skullys house to play with poi, staff and vodka.
Hands up anybody who knows a game we can play with vodka??
p.s. the vat of lime jelly is nearly set and tied to the roof rack on my car ready to make the trip across the severn bridge...
Gayle.....!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*falls over after getting hit with a facefull of pink custard*
*reaches for a treacle sponge cake to eat with the custard*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
mmm....treacle sponge...
*lays down weapons to eat treacle sponge*
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
MWAHAHAHAHAHAH, you've fallen into my trap!
*puts a handful of very cold pink custard down pink's back*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Written by: Skulduggery
I would love to keep bees! I don't really have a garden big enough though
actually, that isn't true - the lfight of bees and wasps and bumble bees and flies is all quite nicely explained by physics, and it is a urban legend that they defy our laws of physics by being able to fly. they are merely very clever about how they apply those laws.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Right i declare war on you!
*picks up a custard gun and starts shooting pink custard at Bird*
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
bees, however, are completely incapable of flying when covered in custard, regardless of how clever they are.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Bird, Pink! Do I have to slap both your bottoms and make you sit on the naughty chair? The custard fight was over days ago! Behave or I'll ask Vanize to discipline you. Non I like the feeling of jelly in my socks..... its kind of tickly, squishy and wet!
Will stop picking on the invalid! Its not big and its not clever........ but if you steal ther walking stick we could place bets on how far she can hop
Thank you for the lesson on Bees and physics Vanize. I agree about a bee covered in custard
Gayle I don't do birthday parties. I'm way too old! We might be setting up a meet in Cardiff soon though so I'll invite you to that. I promise I'll bring vodka and lime jelly!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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