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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
*drags feet, and drops the custard weapons in the bin*
Sorry Skully..
And i can't Hop that far
I would more likely fall down in a heap on the floor
*drags feet, and drops the custard weapons in the bin*
Sorry Skully..
And i can't Hop that far
I would more likely fall down in a heap on the floor Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh i forgot we can call her an invalid, by the way alice after my operation i got a disabled sticker for a car, now i dont drive and i know u dont either but u should milk it out of them anyway
Now.....
SPAG BOL FIGHHHTTTT!!!!!
Oh i forgot we can call her an invalid, by the way alice after my operation i got a disabled sticker for a car, now i dont drive and i know u dont either but u should milk it out of them anyway
Now.....
SPAG BOL FIGHHHTTTT!!!!!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
WTF is a "spag bol"?
WTF is a "spag bol"?
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
spagetti bolougnasie
spagetti bolougnasie
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Ahhh... thank you Mech.
does that mean I get to discipline someone or not then - I guess she was only refering to the custard, so I geuss not
Ahhh... thank you Mech.
does that mean I get to discipline someone or not then - I guess she was only refering to the custard, so I geuss not
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
activist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
Posted:
you there! miss skulduggery, when the devil is your birthday? if there's vodka jelly involved, can i come??
.....but not if its to be eaten out of your socks......
how can you like jelly in your socks?? it'd be like walking on frogspawn.... or indeed jelly... next time it'll be angel delight....
you there! miss skulduggery, when the devil is your birthday? if there's vodka jelly involved, can i come??
.....but not if its to be eaten out of your socks......
how can you like jelly in your socks?? it'd be like walking on frogspawn.... or indeed jelly... next time it'll be angel delight....
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Vanize hun, if you want to spank Will do feel free. I think he probably needs a damn good spanking! Oh and help him out with his 3 fronds of seaweed costume for Falmouth. The poor boy has no idea how to cover his modesty.
Non I have the misfortune to have been born on Valentines day....... The postman thinks I'm a right slut because of all the cards I get with different hand writing on the envelopes! There will be no party..... yes I repeat, no party, due to the fact that I'm too damn old!
All those candles would melt the cake.
Vanize hun, if you want to spank Will do feel free. I think he probably needs a damn good spanking! Oh and help him out with his 3 fronds of seaweed costume for Falmouth. The poor boy has no idea how to cover his modesty.
Non I have the misfortune to have been born on Valentines day....... The postman thinks I'm a right slut because of all the cards I get with different hand writing on the envelopes! There will be no party..... yes I repeat, no party, due to the fact that I'm too damn old!
All those candles would melt the cake. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
NO PARTY!!!!! Oh the sacrilege!!. You are never too old for a party Skully and I have the solution for the birthday cake that only consists of two, count them, TWO candles.
Now what's you're next excuse?
NO PARTY!!!!! Oh the sacrilege!!. You are never too old for a party Skully and I have the solution for the birthday cake that only consists of two, count them, TWO candles.
Now what's you're next excuse?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Come on Skully, at least a gathering of poiple drinking vodka and wrestling in Jelly. Doesn't sound like a party to me??? Anyone else???? I think it just sounds like a gathering of poiple who happen to have some vodka to drink and some jelly to wrestle in. I hear no mention of a party......I think you should.........Gidg might come.....oh, go on Skully.........
Come on Skully, at least a gathering of poiple drinking vodka and wrestling in Jelly. Doesn't sound like a party to me??? Anyone else???? I think it just sounds like a gathering of poiple who happen to have some vodka to drink and some jelly to wrestle in. I hear no mention of a party......I think you should.........Gidg might come.....oh, go on Skully.........
Gayle.....!
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
i dont mind the odd spanking thank you very much, but any assistanc with my 3 fronds costume would be much appreciated
Written by: Skulduggery
Vanize hun, if you want to spank Will do feel free. I think he probably needs a damn good spanking! Oh and help him out with his 3 fronds of seaweed costume for Falmouth. The poor boy has no idea how to cover his modesty.
i dont mind the odd spanking thank you very much, but any assistanc with my 3 fronds costume would be much appreciated
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
ok, will do - I once won a contest once by making a wedding dress costume under a ten minute time contraint out of a roll of toilet paper (I was actually suprised at how well it came out), so I should be able to handle this assignment.
ok, will do - I once won a contest once by making a wedding dress costume under a ten minute time contraint out of a roll of toilet paper (I was actually suprised at how well it came out), so I should be able to handle this assignment.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
ooo this could get interesting then
ooo this could get interesting then
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm glad to hear your getting some help form someone so talented, Will. At least we can be sure that it will look ok and cover all thats needed. Maybe Vanize can make you a whole wedding dress out of seaweed and shells over the weekend. Ooooooo then we could marry you off to....... umm..... ummm.... *whispers in Wills ear* who do you fancy hun?
Ok Gayle I give in. Where should we have a gathering? Its so damn cold! Can't we just wait until Falmouth and I promise I'll let you throw me in the sea. I'll even bring Jelly and paddling pool to fight in! (at this rate I'm going to have to hire a removals van for the amount of stuff I'm gonna be bringing ) It would be pointless arranging anything in Wales thats outdoors right now because it rains so much! Let me think about it and see if I can think of somewhere indoors..................
I'm glad to hear your getting some help form someone so talented, Will. At least we can be sure that it will look ok and cover all thats needed. Maybe Vanize can make you a whole wedding dress out of seaweed and shells over the weekend. Ooooooo then we could marry you off to....... umm..... ummm.... *whispers in Wills ear* who do you fancy hun?
Ok Gayle I give in. Where should we have a gathering? Its so damn cold! Can't we just wait until Falmouth and I promise I'll let you throw me in the sea. I'll even bring Jelly and paddling pool to fight in! (at this rate I'm going to have to hire a removals van for the amount of stuff I'm gonna be bringing
) It would be pointless arranging anything in Wales thats outdoors right now because it rains so much! Let me think about it and see if I can think of somewhere indoors.................. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
think think godammit!
think think godammit!
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Don't hurry me! My ol' braincells might go POP if I rush! I have so few of them left I'd quite like to keep them a bit longer thanks. I already lost my marbles to Non. The ransom she asked for was way too high!
Don't hurry me! My ol' braincells might go POP if I rush! I have so few of them left I'd quite like to keep them a bit longer thanks. I already lost my marbles to Non. The ransom she asked for was way too high!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ok, i won't hassle you - i'll just remind you every day that you're getting one day closer. How many have we got Bristol and Wales people?
Ok, i won't hassle you - i'll just remind you every day that you're getting one day closer. How many have we got Bristol and Wales people?
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
There are only 3 Welsh spinners I know of. Non, Rossco, and Hannah (my niece). I don't know how many Bristol spinners there are. Non works weekends and I'm not sure about Rossco.
Pffffft Why wasn't I born in the summer? It would be easy then! Sunshine and beaches and jelly wrestling!
There are only 3 Welsh spinners I know of. Non, Rossco, and Hannah (my niece). I don't know how many Bristol spinners there are. Non works weekends and I'm not sure about Rossco.
Pffffft Why wasn't I born in the summer? It would be easy then! Sunshine and beaches and jelly wrestling!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Skully, you don't need to be born in the summer. Start celebrating your "half" birthday!
Skully, you don't need to be born in the summer. Start celebrating your "half" birthday!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
OOOooooo thats a great idea! I think thats what I'm going to start doing. So August the 14th it is then. Do they sell 'and a half' birthday cards? I'm guessing not....... maybe we could corner the market! Gidg hun, you've hit on something here....
OOOooooo thats a great idea! I think thats what I'm going to start doing. So August the 14th it is then. Do they sell 'and a half' birthday cards? I'm guessing not....... maybe we could corner the market! Gidg hun, you've hit on something here....
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
We're going to get rich in just birthday cards!
We're going to get rich in just birthday cards!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
We'll market them as
"Get yourself a Birthday and a half with Gidg's quality cards"
I can see it now! Cards........ leading onto cakes and party hats and badges! Ooooooooooooo the posibilities
We'll market them as
"Get yourself a Birthday and a half with Gidg's quality cards"
I can see it now! Cards........ leading onto cakes and party hats and badges! Ooooooooooooo the posibilities
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
activist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
Posted:
ahhhh... i may work weekends but if you all come to cardiff it won't matter cos i won't have to go anyplace..... ! mwehehehe! I know of a couple of other walesy people, not HoP people but people none the less... well i assume they are people... I'm sure i could rope 'em in if necessary....
and beside you know, i just thought, i conviently am on holiday for... well your birthday weekend, although will be in Londinium, but also the weekend after............. 19th/20th... huh huh???
and cos i don't know if i can go to falmouth yet
ha ha! i have planted a seed i shall now let it grow...............
Written by: Skulduggery
There are only 3 Welsh spinners I know of. Non, Rossco, and Hannah (my niece). I don't know how many Bristol spinners there are. Non works weekends and I'm not sure about Rossco.
Pffffft Why wasn't I born in the summer? It would be easy then! Sunshine and beaches and jelly wrestling!
ahhhh... i may work weekends but if you all come to cardiff it won't matter cos i won't have to go anyplace..... ! mwehehehe! I know of a couple of other walesy people, not HoP people but people none the less... well i assume they are people... I'm sure i could rope 'em in if necessary....
and beside you know, i just thought, i conviently am on holiday for... well your birthday weekend, although will be in Londinium, but also the weekend after............. 19th/20th... huh huh???and cos i don't know if i can go to falmouth yet
ha ha! i have planted a seed i shall now let it grow...............
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
IT'S GROWING.........
IT'S GROWING.........
Gayle.....!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Waltzing Gidg?
Shall we take to the floor..... I have to warn you I have 2 left feet when it comes to 'proper' dancing.
Waltzing Gidg?
Shall we take to the floor..... I have to warn you I have 2 left feet when it comes to 'proper' dancing.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Oooh a dance partner! Who's leading?
Gidg looks down to her feet to make sure that she has her steel toed dance shoes on.
Oooh a dance partner!
Who's leading?Gidg looks down to her feet to make sure that she has her steel toed dance shoes on.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
You better lead.... like I said I'm not so good at this kind of dancing. Now if it was the kind of dancing where you wiggle your butt and do whatever the music makes you feel, your toes would stand a better chance of not being squished. Added to the fact I can't waltz I'm breaking in my Bad Fairy boots for Falmouth and they have heels and I can't do heels either! I'm teatering around the house in them in the vain hope that when I actually have to walk anywhere in them I don't break my ankles. Its not even as if they are very high heels I think they are about 3". I bet most 7 year olds could walk in them better than me!
You better lead.... like I said I'm not so good at this kind of dancing. Now if it was the kind of dancing where you wiggle your butt and do whatever the music makes you feel, your toes would stand a better chance of not being squished. Added to the fact I can't waltz I'm breaking in my Bad Fairy boots for Falmouth and they have heels and I can't do heels either!
I'm teatering around the house in them in the vain hope that when I actually have to walk anywhere in them I don't break my ankles. Its not even as if they are very high heels I think they are about 3". I bet most 7 year olds could walk in them better than me! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*eek* you don't do the waltz and you expect me to dance with you while your in your Bad Fair boots? We're going to end up on the floor for sure.
*eek* you don't do the waltz and you expect me to dance with you while your in your Bad Fair boots? We're going to end up on the floor for sure.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
These boots make a clanking noise as I walk. they have rubber straps with clasps going across them and they jiggle about. I think I might have to attach bells to them to make them more fairy jingely.
These boots make a clanking noise as I walk. they have rubber straps with clasps going across them and they jiggle about. I think I might have to attach bells to them to make them more fairy jingely.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
Accually a lady friend of mine had bells on her boots and it sounded awsome when she twirled.
Accually a lady friend of mine had bells on her boots and it sounded awsome when she twirled.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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