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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
HoPing in stilettos??
has undertones of Dirty Den in front of the webcam
* looks around wildly for something to replace the mental picture - fails - crumples in a corner whimpering..*
HoPing in stilettos??
has undertones of Dirty Den in front of the webcam * looks around wildly for something to replace the mental picture - fails - crumples in a corner whimpering..*
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooooo warm socks! Just what I need. Thanks Molly. Good to see you are Home safe and sound. Not so good that you couldn't get to bring that American with you. Ah well I guess we can't have everything we want or we would have nothing to look forward to!
Oooooooooo warm socks! Just what I need. Thanks Molly. Good to see you are Home safe and sound. Not so good that you couldn't get to bring that American with you. Ah well I guess we can't have everything we want or we would have nothing to look forward to!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
I only have to wait one month this time
And he'd only get under my feet whilst I was trying to mash flies
:tryingtoconvincemyself:
Much to look forward to at any rate
what a good thought - thank you lovely lady
I only have to wait one month this time
And he'd only get under my feet whilst I was trying to mash flies
:tryingtoconvincemyself:
Much to look forward to at any rate
what a good thought - thank you lovely lady
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Love really is in the air at the moment isn't it? what with Pk and Serena and you two. * dreamy sigh *
And it's not even valentine's day yet! Hope they're red socks..
Love really is in the air at the moment isn't it? what with Pk and Serena and you two. * dreamy sigh *
And it's not even valentine's day yet! Hope they're red socks..
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello (again) from me!
Hello (again) from me!
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello
even tho it was aimed at me !
Hello
even tho it was aimed at me ! 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick and does a flying tigger tackle with Skully and gives her a . Gidg jumps back on her pogo stick and leaves with a
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick and does a flying tigger tackle with Skully and gives her a
. Gidg jumps back on her pogo stick and leaves with a Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
I am definitely in love now
...le sigh...
Written by: BristolPoi (Gayle)
Skully in high heels and a mini skirt teamed with a pink straight jacket and accessorized with some japanese rope art. Heaven for you men , and the piccys are quite enchanting as well....
I am definitely in love now
...le sigh...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
vanize you dont know what your getting yourself in for.
vanize you dont know what your getting yourself in for.
Love is the law.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
never do - that's half the fun!
never do - that's half the fun!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
maybe we should put you both in straight jackets
what color would you like?
maybe we should put you both in straight jackets
what color would you like?
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Whatever could you mean ado-p? *flashes a sweet innocent smile* 
Written by: ado-p
vanize you dont know what your getting yourself in for.
Whatever could you mean ado-p? *flashes a sweet innocent smile*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
skully your staff is just having the final touches and will be sent out to you ASAP!
i have a problem with sending it, so can you pm me a mobile phone number and ill call you!
skully your staff is just having the final touches and will be sent out to you ASAP!
i have a problem with sending it, so can you pm me a mobile phone number and ill call you!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
either black or burgandy leather for me please!
either black or burgandy leather for me please!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooooo YAY! Today is getting better and better! Mech you are a darling
Ooooooooo YAY! Today is getting better and better! Mech you are a darling
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
You innocent?
Written by: Skulduggery
Whatever could you mean ado-p? *flashes a sweet innocent smile*
You innocent?
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Yes! I'm sweet and innocent and just a little shy
Yes! I'm sweet and innocent and just a little shy
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
Of course you are.
As am I
Of course you are.
As am I
Love is the law.
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics*
Written by: Skulduggery
Yes! I'm sweet and innocent and just a little shy
*falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics*
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oi! Gayle *pokes gayle in the side* Shhhhhhh. Don't blow my cover!
Oi! Gayle *pokes gayle in the side* Shhhhhhh. Don't blow my cover!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh yeah - sorry. Forgot i wasn't supposed to expose your sordid and dodgy side....
oh yeah - sorry. Forgot i wasn't supposed to expose your sordid and dodgy side....
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
now that sounds like the skully i know and love....
let it all out skull, you know you want to
now that sounds like the skully i know and love....
let it all out skull, you know you want to
Love is the law.
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
.....*finds interlectuall looking glasses and clipboard*
We're all here for you - just let the pain flow.....
.....*finds interlectuall looking glasses and clipboard*
We're all here for you - just let the pain flow.....
Gayle.....!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
you lot are all bloomin saints in comparison to the rest of us hop heads
jelly wrestling
nudity
chasing people nakid
weeing
loads of othre rude things have happened on this board, now you come along....
*bah*
i laugh at your wild side!
*bah*
you lot are all bloomin saints in comparison to the rest of us hop heads
jelly wrestling
nudity
chasing people nakid
weeing
loads of othre rude things have happened on this board, now you come along....
*bah*
i laugh at your wild side!
*bah*
Step (el-nombrie)
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
I didnt realise it was a competition.
*takes off pants*
I didnt realise it was a competition.
*takes off pants*
Love is the law.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
I am particularly proud to know that I actually inspired the real life jelly wrestling being refered to by having a virtual baby oil werestling match in my intro thread!
Written by: mech
you lot are all bloomin saints in comparison to the rest of us hop heads
jelly wrestling
nudity
chasing people nakid
weeing
I am particularly proud to know that I actually inspired the real life jelly wrestling being refered to by having a virtual baby oil werestling match in my intro thread!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
oh ok Gayle
When I was 2 my sister lay me over the swing in out back garden and then sat on me and swung me up and down whilst I cried. At 3 my brother stole my orange drink. I was expelled from play group at the age of 3 for hitting another child on the head with a plastic frying pan because he wouldn't give me the train set.............
oh ok Gayle
When I was 2 my sister lay me over the swing in out back garden and then sat on me and swung me up and down whilst I cried. At 3 my brother stole my orange drink. I was expelled from play group at the age of 3 for hitting another child on the head with a plastic frying pan because he wouldn't give me the train set.............
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
i got told that my sooty hand puppet was not allowedto come to infant/junior schoo lwit me (as i was 6 at the time i think) becuase while i was playing with sooty( he kept head butting people!
i got told that my sooty hand puppet was not allowedto come to infant/junior schoo lwit me (as i was 6 at the time i think) becuase while i was playing with sooty( he kept head butting people!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ahhhhhh bless!
Ahhhhhh bless! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
what can I say sooty is not as nice as he seems!!! BE WARNED! :I
what can I say sooty is not as nice as he seems!!! BE WARNED! :I
Step (el-nombrie)
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