Forums > Introductions > The United Chains of Fire (Jon)
Login/Join to Participate15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
all the important stuff....
...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
except the MP3's at the moment...
hopefully mattthew bm will be able to give me a hand with that.
206 posts
Location: UK
Hi Jon, love todays choice of name. I adore fritters. I actually have an empty spam tin in my bag today. Does this make me a strange person? Perhaps.
Poi... it's an obsession.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
No more than I am.
here, have a jam tart.
206 posts
Location: UK
yuk, jam tarts, the're disgusting! cant I have that donut you are holding in your other hand. please!!!
Poi... it's an obsession.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
this isnt a doughnut..
i have been told it is the only part of Jesus that still exists; his left testicle, and I really dont think the Vatican would like it if you ate their deity's sole remaining lovespud.
so no, you cant. sorry.
you can however have this which I found earlier.
206 posts
Location: UK
oooooooh roast dinner, my favorite. It must be left over from christmas. thank you so much, that will be better for me than a donut. And a cracker. Fantastic. Do you want to pull it with me. Bet you get the prize.
Poi... it's an obsession.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
*shouts*
PANTS
*runs away again*
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*shouts*
WILLY WILLY BUM BUM!!!
*doesnt run off*
wizz: bit?
wizz:bang
feel the bubbles go round..
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
whispers .....Poo ...bugger...
damn my sheltered life..cant think of anything else
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
fighting the urge to pop Jon on a tray and slip him into the oven
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
mmmmmmmm...toasty warm!
what oven would be large enough to hold me anyway?
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I have a very large oven for buns
Or I can roast you nicely over a fire.......but i dont have a staff long enough
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
i really dont want to thing about me being spit roasted..
ARGH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i meant over a fire!! i dont want the staff going in or out of anywhere!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
dont be silly.......
wouldnt spit roast you.......would strap you on....would be awful cleaning the wicks after
..looks like toasted then not roasted...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*sings*
UCOF toasting on an open fire...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gently browning from the pyre
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
will there be stuffing?
and cranberry sauce too?
will there mother?
oh please say there shall!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
ah hem
And there shall be ALL the trimmings that are trimmed
UCOF shall be stuffed as he so wishes with whatsoever he passeth to meith
He shall be garnished partly with honeyed carrots and parsely, some with cranberry sauce and some bits with chocolate and custard.....
So speakith Mother....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*bounces up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and falls over....knackered*
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
starts to baste UCOF in cranberry sauce
Deck the UCOFs in scads of sauce tra la lal lala lal lalal
warms up the honey and carrots
prepares the stuffing dont have any parsley left all i have is some catnip
mmm chocolate...will need to go get more I have eaten it already.......oops back soon
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
comes back with the warm chocolate and custard
da dah
Its a three course UCOF...perfectly toasted and roasted....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
* NEW POST AS REQUESTED*
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Biddable chap arent you.....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
nope.
I am not to be auctioned off.
sorry.
this is rather odd.
I seem to have an ENTIRE page for only you and I.
DOes nobody else take an interest on my rantings or are they all still too confused from the last itme.
I dont know.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
drags in the comfy chair and a 6 pack of beer
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
fantastic!
*skins up*
3,149 posts
Location: London
skinning up is passe
we (the in-crowd) are skinning down these days
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
295 posts
Location: here
yes monkey but skinning left is soooooo the way, us way ahead of cool, a bit further on crowd are doin it
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
im even further than all of you..
ive got someone to do it for me..
OI!
Coleman!
Skin up!
© 1998 - 2025 Home of Poi
All prices converted to United States dollars using XE.com