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Location: South Wales
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
noble or nostril quest?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
many a time.
just ask her..
i have also made her wet herself laughing...
you were saying....?
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
you are sooooo cruel....I hope you carry clean undies as spares for her......
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
OH YOU ROTTEN LIARS!!
i do NOT snort when i laugh, its totally a lie!!!
I hiccup.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Quote:
Originally posted by UCOF
i have also made her wet herself laughing...
But you didn't object to this part... does the mean UCOF wasn't a little rotten liar about that???
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Jon, as I told you via the medium of text messaging earlier, you smell of cheese.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Quote:
i have also made her wet herself laughing...
thats quite an achievement.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Hmmm perhaps UCOF should supply these before randomly dispensing his wit
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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
oh dear lordness.
misread ONE post and see what happens??
NO! Jon has NOT made me wet myself laughing.
I have NEVER wet myself laughing.
sheesh.
He has however made me laugh various liquids (and once a solid) out my nose. He's given me the hiccups numerous times, and I believe, even made me fall over.
Dentrassi, you are just mean.
Arsn, you are just meaner!!!
and the rest of you, well, I'm not talking to any of ya's!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
poor flynt!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Quote:
NO! Jon has NOT made me wet myself laughing.
So how exactly did he make you wet yourself?
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I have it from a good source that flynt did not on ANY occasion wet herself... she promises!!!
(is that what I was meant to say flynty?
) TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
argh
you are all horribubble!!
I DO NOT WET MYSELF NOR HAVE I EVER!
sheesh.
I dont like none of you no more.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh lookie what i found all the way down the pages
**bump**
aww i miss you already UCOF! I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
runs in to deliver one of these
then runs out to find other peoples to hug I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
jon my little jam tartlett
we are going to ring you on friday night and chat... prepare yourself
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
So where is" climb into lap" from???
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Pounce: i miss you too. I would love to watch a sunset with you, particularly on an unspecified beach in no specific place.
Queeny of the Badger bretheren: Thank you for your hug which i recieved a few minutes ago. It fits me perfectly and doesnt make me look daft.
Valura:
You never rang.Gnorks: Here.
Sit here.
On my lap.
It is warm.
I warmed it earlier with my portable lap warmer.
Any others?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Oooh....there are more.
Lots more.
Kat: Thank you for the idea of dispensing inflateable nappies before despensing my wit. I have forwarded it to my ideas and marketing department.
Dentrassi: COV-31-0117
Bovril: I want more silly texts please. Just not at the moment as i dropped an aerotech on my phone and now the colour screen constantly looks like a fractal pattern.
Arsn: Dont do drugs. They are evil.
Flynt:Oh, if I could only begin to tell you how many times i have lay awake in my bed, wondering if it wold be possible to sharpen up your Flyntiness and use you as an axe.
Everybody else: Please do not write above this line
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Thank you for your co-operation.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
wriggles in OCOFs lap
Yep..its much warmer than my rock
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
It gets warmer too...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gets the sangers to cook on the hot spot
This would be a good spot to spend the winter..
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Ive got nothing pencilled in until march time.
Climb on.
you might need to get off though as i need to have a wee soon.
but you can climb right back in afterwards though when i get back.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Thank you Gnor for your valuable contribution to this discussion, I do feel however, thatit would be better for the rest of the group if you shut up for a few miutes and have a "timeout".
Here, have this cocoa and sit down over there.
come back in five minutes
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
feels vauguely insulted at this point
but will have to read it often to remind myself if i want to stay insulted
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
awww, hugs gnorc
hi jon-san, would you like to try some asparagus dipped in slow boiled horse-hair radish source?
you Unbelievably Creepy Octopus Fancier you
fancy some turkish goggles? they can cause much distress....
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Master of the Free Hug Program
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Gnorc: allisforgiven.please come back. i miss you.
Dyke: Ta.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Did I do something worth forgiving?????
Damn my leaking head...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
i hereby damn your leaking head to not-so-permanent damnation
jon? ta for what? do you want them or not?
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Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
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