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Location: South Wales
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
ur a fine one to talk!
besides its tru!
TRY IT OUT!!!
watch out for those farts that haunt you all day...
XxXxX
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
As asked - one old intro.
Seems to be in good enuf nick.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Cheers Dom...you're the Don
Dom the Don.
Yes...yes it is.
and unless i am very much mistaken it is also the first time you've posted in here..
and i've got all my punctuation correct too!
are you impressed?
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
no
nutter
goddam candy floss...
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
that was seriously odd candy floss...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*wanders in with a bag of sunflower seeds and hands them to Jon*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
yes, yes it was jon
can i hav some seeds please?
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Ucof... quick go see which way your toilet flushes... clockwise or anti-clockwise, your the only one I knew who would/could do this in the name of george the hampster...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
My toilet flushes in a strange figure-of-8 pattern with a hint of Q in it. It's very artfully done, really.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
i dont have a flushing toilet.
Usually we throw our waste out into the street.
1,810 posts
Location: London
How are you feeling today darling??
Ya Bammy
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
bit better
nose still gummed up.
and streaming.
bleurgh.
still undecided if i will come to spitz tonight....i will see how i feel.
The problem is that my mum has given me 40 quid to go chrimbo shopping (well, lent me the money), which i could use to travel up on public transport to the spittalfields.
Dont know yet.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
hmmmm....choices to make there then..
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I went in the end..
It was lovely.
Lets discuss a question which my friends and i have been discusing for quite a while now in the pub:
Would THREE breasts be better than the standard TWO?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
QUCIK!
Valura....say something!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
prehaps if she was the mother of triplets...
Merry christmas mate!!
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
your physic... damn that whos online thingo!!! TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
you wouldnt be able to juggle them and it would probably cause terrible backpain lol
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
nah..you could grab trhe blighters by the ankles.
By the way, it is I who throws the shoes on bus shelters.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
HAHA!
i have everybody from Mr.Bluecats intro!
I stole them and now im going to experiment on them with my junior mad scientist set i got for christmas!!
+ 
= mad laughter 1,810 posts
Location: London
Ohh no you're not!!!
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
* wakes, discovers the lack of catnip, and walks haughtily back to his own thread *
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Bamms do you feel all sleepy and stunned......not my best look....
That was grossly unfair UCOF.......
ties UCOF into a monkey fist and rolls him across the floor
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
no? where are you going?
come back here!
i have catnip and one of those balls covered in feathers that cats seem to enjoy playing with so much and some... wool...and some um.. thats about all i do have actually..
i have led a very humble life.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Plants oodles of hops, lavender and calming balmy plants
lights the smelly oil thingy too
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
oooooh!
a smelly oily thingy.
simply lovely.
like all of you.
feeling happier now as not everything on my coputer has been lost.
its just a really humungous overwhelming feeling when you first cant get to any of your things.
but they are still on the drive...and we (matthew bm and I) will finally get them all back again.
SO i am much happier now which is brilliant.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Gnor is much happier now too...
lights the extra smelly oil of happy thoughts
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
YAY for all round happiness.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Better day.??????.. Utilises Caring Of Friends.....
...do I need to light more smelly oils.....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
its good...im getting some of the files back..
its currently 2:30 in the morning and im knackered..
thankfully i now have my red dwarf collection and all the spinning videos and invader zim back.
i also managed to retrieve the most important work that bovril was helping me with.
Now i need how to get all my MP3s back.
soooo tired
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