The United Chains of Fire (Jon)

Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.

Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.

Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)

DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985

Age:20 and a half.

Sex:Male

Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin

Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.

Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.

Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.

Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.

Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin

Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages

Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.

Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.

Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to

Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.

hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.

The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.

Our Website

much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=

" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />

------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)

ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.

*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.

jonathan is 17

We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years

It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5

i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely

[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

Forums > Introductions > The United Chains of Fire (Jon)

HOP Newsletter