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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
**scratches head**

i'm so confused frown

oh wait, what else is new? ubblol

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
pulls Pounce into the comfy chair ubblove

I am too..confuddled that is......

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ooooooh my head hurts.

i feel like i have been doing this all night --> wave

thats right- hitting myself on the head continually.

but i havent really been doing that.

I was at a squat party, suprisingly enough at which i didnt see even one person squatting.

so it was blatant false advertising.

there were lots of lovely people.

many were all mash up.

We distressed tham hard.

Hee Hee.

that made me do this --> ubblol

we did a lot of that anyway though.

but i am very tired.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
what is a squat party matey???
eek
has a beer with Gnorc... and whispers *poke* in a very little voice biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
**blinks**

er, happy new year?

cuddles with gnor and amuses herself by watching UCOF be his normal incoherent self

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
sings badly
"Love to have a beer with Valura"

is poked very gently

this is amusing...... ubbrollsmile

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
hands Pounce a bucket of slush balls

do we throw them in here or drag UCOF by his heels into the other thread

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
uhhh, i say both! biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
A squat party, is a party, right?, which is held in a place that people with no home, have broken into, its always a unused or empty building.

They then have a party inside and charge a tenner (£10) admission so they can get some money.

Barie Fen on Hop owned the squat.

He is a very nice person.

He can wear stilts and sing the national anthem.

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug kiss

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
lets all sing and dance.

GNORC- START DANCING!
POUNCE- START DANCING!
EVERYONE- START DANCING!

NOW!

dancy dancy dancy....lovely.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*walks in and randomly produces a raisin scone, presents it to Jon, and flops down waiting for someone to say "ping"*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
pong

cheers mate.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
dances as she is told

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Put some music on boy...

flails body around in a way that could be construed as dancing

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
*Lets avatar do the dancing for her* biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Joins the party gets his grove on !

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
good...this dancing is enjoyable..

now do some elizabeathan style.

And say "hey nonny nonny" a lot like morris dancers do.

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
bloody morris dancers bloody hell mad

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ponces around like a ponce

galliard my lady....
gnor hope to herself thats a dance not some other wierd rite

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
Quote:

ponces around like a ponce

galliard my lady....
gnor hope to herself thats a dance not some other wierd rite




would that be a ponce or a pounce????

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
excellent..

soon i shall have an entire army of dancers to dance for me at my disposal.

please carry on.

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Poncing deffo....Pouncing is very different and not terribly Elizabethan I am sure

does lots of those nancy looking pointy toed kicks

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
oooh..they were good!

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
and lots of in elegant stamping

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
nice stamping..

please, carry on.

DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
meep meep meep.....BANG! (beakers hair catches fire) MEEP! MEEMEEP MEEP MEEPMEEP........


dont mind me.....im a bit wierd after being away from HOP for 2 weeks..... ubbloco

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
grabs pounce and dentrassi and grapevines left.....

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Dentrassi....mate...

I must acknowledge your enthusiasm for wanting to be silly, the hair catching fire was particularly evident, but i must warn you, to be truely silly, like me, takes YEARS of training which will be particularly strenuous and silly.

If you wish, i shall take you under my wing and show you the silly path of silliness to all that is silly, sillyvecent.

are you willing to risk it all for one shot at true sillyness and enter the Kingdom of Sillyville, city of silly people and free of herpes for currently 23 days?

have you got what it takes?

shall I lead you?

tongue <-- in a Knight of Ni! type of way.

DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
IT! IT! IT! Ha Ha! take that! IT! IT! IT!

i think the true measure of silliness is if you can make Flynt do a snort-laugh.

have you succeed in such a noble quest?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


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