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Location: South Wales
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
**scratches head**
i'm so confused
oh wait, what else is new?
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
pulls Pounce into the comfy chair
I am too..confuddled that is......
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
ooooooh my head hurts.
i feel like i have been doing this all night -->
thats right- hitting myself on the head continually.
but i havent really been doing that.
I was at a squat party, suprisingly enough at which i didnt see even one person squatting.
so it was blatant false advertising.
there were lots of lovely people.
many were all mash up.
We distressed tham hard.
Hee Hee.
that made me do this -->
we did a lot of that anyway though.
but i am very tired.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
what is a squat party matey???
has a beer with Gnorc... and whispers *poke* in a very little voice
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
**blinks**
er, happy new year?
cuddles with gnor and amuses herself by watching UCOF be his normal incoherent self
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
sings badly
"Love to have a beer with Valura"
is poked very gently
this is amusing......
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
hands Pounce a bucket of slush balls
do we throw them in here or drag UCOF by his heels into the other thread
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
uhhh, i say both!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
A squat party, is a party, right?, which is held in a place that people with no home, have broken into, its always a unused or empty building.
They then have a party inside and charge a tenner (£10) admission so they can get some money.
Barie Fen on Hop owned the squat.
He is a very nice person.
He can wear stilts and sing the national anthem.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
lets all sing and dance.
GNORC- START DANCING!
POUNCE- START DANCING!
EVERYONE- START DANCING!
NOW!
dancy dancy dancy....lovely.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*walks in and randomly produces a raisin scone, presents it to Jon, and flops down waiting for someone to say "ping"*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
pong
cheers mate.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
dances as she is told
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Put some music on boy...
flails body around in a way that could be construed as dancing
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
*Lets avatar do the dancing for her*
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Joins the party gets his grove on !
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
good...this dancing is enjoyable..
now do some elizabeathan style.
And say "hey nonny nonny" a lot like morris dancers do.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
bloody morris dancers bloody hell
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
ponces around like a ponce
galliard my lady....
gnor hope to herself thats a dance not some other wierd rite
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Quote:
ponces around like a ponce
galliard my lady....
gnor hope to herself thats a dance not some other wierd rite
would that be a ponce or a pounce????
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
excellent..
soon i shall have an entire army of dancers to dance for me at my disposal.
please carry on.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Poncing deffo....Pouncing is very different and not terribly Elizabethan I am sure
does lots of those nancy looking pointy toed kicks
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
oooh..they were good!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
and lots of in elegant stamping
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
nice stamping..
please, carry on.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
meep meep meep.....BANG! (beakers hair catches fire) MEEP! MEEMEEP MEEP MEEPMEEP........
dont mind me.....im a bit wierd after being away from HOP for 2 weeks.....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
grabs pounce and dentrassi and grapevines left.....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Dentrassi....mate...
I must acknowledge your enthusiasm for wanting to be silly, the hair catching fire was particularly evident, but i must warn you, to be truely silly, like me, takes YEARS of training which will be particularly strenuous and silly.
If you wish, i shall take you under my wing and show you the silly path of silliness to all that is silly, sillyvecent.
are you willing to risk it all for one shot at true sillyness and enter the Kingdom of Sillyville, city of silly people and free of herpes for currently 23 days?
have you got what it takes?
shall I lead you?
<-- in a Knight of Ni! type of way. ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
IT! IT! IT! Ha Ha! take that! IT! IT! IT!
i think the true measure of silliness is if you can make Flynt do a snort-laugh.
have you succeed in such a noble quest?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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