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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'm bored.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
me too.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
me three. however i have a temporary craving for cheese and the walk to the fridge with no doubt alleviate that.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
cheese ey?
been pregnant lately?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
he might be, everyone else is.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
id hope not.
admittedly i have been a bit emotional and random recently, and prone to sudden cravings for food and being bitchy at certain men in my life...
but then again hopefully a few lesser known genetic issues will prevent myself from getting pregnant
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I just had cheese. Mersey Valley cheese is yummy.
With tomatoes.
Do boys get hormonal changes through the month?
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Gnor
Do boys get hormonal changes through the month?
yes... but its highly unpredictable and not nearly as regular.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I can undergo wild hormonal changes when shown, say, a picture of Johnny UCOF without his shirt on.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I wouldn't reccommend buying the PLAY 2006 DVD when it comes out then...
Not a problem then...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hmmmm... Noted.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
My vacation starts tomorrow!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yay vacation!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
random hug atack
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
AUGH!!!!! *gets pummled under a relentless rain of hugs*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
OK, if you keep bumping your own intro thread, is that intro-masturbation?
*pressed the big BUMP button, which is the most interesting shade of fuscia with a Burning Man symbol )'( on it*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
well if you do it too often and go blind we'll know
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I had a dream last night that you made me lose the game. What makes it worse is that I've never actually met you!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Written by: Doc Lightning
OK, if you keep bumping your own intro thread, is that intro-masturbation?
*
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Gnor, intro-masturbation is not a laughing matter!
(OK, yes it is!
) -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
glad to hear you had a most wonderful time in the desert
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oh I did. You're coming one year, Petey.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
yeah... im working on it. next year doesnt seem too feasible, unless i somehow come into a bunch of money
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Keep writing those lessons up then Sir PA
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
i better start writing a list of stuff to be taught "you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*quashes a lewd comment just as it tries to crawl out*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
aw boring
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Written by: Doc Lightning
Gnor, intro-masturbation is not a laughing matter!
(OK, yes it is!
Actually its a smirking matter.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
let it go
and lose it
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Rouge Dragon
aw boring
Really, there are a million things I could say to Petey asking me to teach him something. If I said one of them, that would be far more boring than letting all your collective imaginations wander...
As for you, fNi, you're a loser.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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