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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

VixenSILVER Member
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Shake, Wiggle, Wiggle* xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Shake that THANG girlie! WoooooooHooooooo ubblol

Now UCoF how could you pass that by?

A beautiful wiggling woman that loves kissing!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


VixenSILVER Member
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Goes all shy and girly* xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I love you all equally.

Some more equally than others..... wink

*Wiggle hugs a la UCOF for the SexyVixy and the Rudey Rougey and Dug*

Anyone else want some love?

ubbrollsmile

VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha... u rubbed your wiggle on my wiggle... xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
rolleyes

Is it sticking out again?

biggrin

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
(I meant my bum)

But of course you all knew this...

ubbangel

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I know I did! ubbangel

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
it's all filth in here, so I might stick around for a bit wink

First one to get nekkid wins a special sweety biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove


VixenSILVER Member
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Undoes my zip* xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
You'll need more than that to win my special sweety!! wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


VixenSILVER Member
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Flashes a leg* xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
flash?? FLASH?? That's not nekkidness, you have 1 hour to comply or the sweety will be gone foreever, foreever I say mwah hah hah haaaaaah *cough* ha haaaaah

Let's relight this forum ubblove


VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooooo.... but im gona get cold!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


mechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
dunc dont care!

he wants flesh!

(it dont really have to be yours, you could pay someone else maybe?)

wink

DUNC, does george knwo what you are doing here to this poor lady!?

Step (el-nombrie)


VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
well if you put it like that.... *puts top back on and storms off in a mood*

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
You guys really help me through the day....



"Honestly Boss, its a spinning site... the text porn is just a bi product...."
EDITED_BY: ado-p (1096377296)

Love is the law.


mechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no vixen, no were in my post does it say you are not wlecome to stip fro dunc, what it says, or implies, if you are going to get cold, you could get some one else to do it so you dont get cold, or if you didnt wnat to do it some one else could stand in

i only have your best interests at heart, once yoru nakid on teh net, there is no turning back, i learnt this at a kent party, and now half of hop has seen my willie! biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Maggot more like wink

*stands back and continues watching the amusement that is happening here.*

mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
thats true....

Step (el-nombrie)


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I'm part of the half that hasn't seen it Mech. I think I got here too late for the nude sweet giving too *sigh* the hour is up and my nakedness is just to scary anyway! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


mechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
its in the vid thread some were, one of the kent party vids from flid, has me chasing pounce round the room and house withno boxers or trews on!

*giggle*

good day that was!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Well, if you want to see it..

Im sure Mech can give you a private showing...

and Mr.Mechatron.. the Cds are still not hewre.

I had to send out 3 parcels today coming to a toal of 14 quid!

£460 worth of Aerotech stuff, my spangley (but probably broken) motherboard and 2 AMD CPUs.

frown

The bank doesnt like me...

mechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
RIGHT!

im going to go to the post officetonightand ask tem why non of my post is getting to you!

i have anotherpressie for you from flynt to send to you, would you like it in teh post or in your hand the next tim ei see you?

and no! no private showings, sorry! narr would be upset with me!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Try sending it by the cheapest recorded delivery perhaps? or guarenteed to get there?



I loves the Sugarplum



I loves the flynt.



I loves the Mech



I loves the Ado-p



I loves the Vixen



I loves the Dug



I also loves the Mags



and I loves the Duncywunkywooos.



hug

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I wasn't implying I wanted to see it!! I was just letting Mech know that he was right in his assumption not everyone had.

Awwwwwww and thank you UCoF for the love.

hug


Ooooooooooo Thunder...... or was it just a large truck? hmmmmm.......

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
jon, we all love you to!

i prmise now and here, that if you dont get thses cds!

i will send then via individual parcles in multiples of 5 vis parcel froce, via diff delivery men, withdiff sending adresses from 20 diff postal offices so that you get them!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
The skies are currently very grey over Canterbury.

But there is no rain.

or Thudner.

Which is depresing...

frown
https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1543

ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
I loves you too jon smile

if you ever come to ireland i will give you biscuits.

in fact there is biscuits for everyone.

Does this mean your going to post me stuff now? rolleyes

Love is the law.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no!

it means im going to post stuff to jon, how come you thik im posting stuff to you to?

Step (el-nombrie)


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