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Location: South Wales
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Location: South Wales
Cheers guys (and Rougie
)I'm at work
water based
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happy birthday mate.. see you tonight
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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If you're lucky... :P
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You better come home Birthday boy or I'll cry!
Happy Birthday super gorgeous one!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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happy birthday!
"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
1 + 1 = 3
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Location: Bristol UK
Pssst...
The 'i' should be a 'u'...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Sitting down facing forward . . .
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and I thort Unbidden Cloud of Flatus was much better...
Hope the burpday was a good 'un?!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
still can't believe it's not butter
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Jon! please look at these exclamation marks!
now!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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om nom nom nom
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old hand
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Aahh Jonny! That vid makes me cringe, I can't believe you have it as your avatar..
Although wallman is funny. But Aahh all the same!
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Ah, I'd been wondering about the "offers foot"
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Now it all becomes so clear
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Sitting down facing forward . . .
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If Jon could understand it, it must be fairly simple...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Didn't know you were a /b/tard
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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360 days since the last post
There was a time that this thread woulnd't leave the first page!
Oh how the times have changed!
FRD - yeah, only started getting into it recently, however the whole over use of "fag" and the N word is pretty lmae, but as South Park proved, the more you hear of a word, the more desensatized you get to it, so i suppose it's a good thing. maybe kinda sorta.
It also seems to just be one self perpetuating meme, reinforced by being posted by new people, who see other new people doing it and mistake them for people who have been there for ages and think it's funny. It that makes sence then has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Some it is quite funny, some of it is meh, some of it is really quite worrying and others don't make sence. It's pretty much the entire internet in one website.
The only ones I go on are /b/, /hc/ (
, though most of it is really quite sh!t) and the animated gif one.One thing I don't like about it is just how fast the pages move and how quickly threads can 404. There's been some awesome stuff that I have meant to get back to, only for it to disappear into the ether.
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Originally Posted By: UCoF signature
"...and there I was thinking something had died, and all along it was your f*cking slippers!" - Also Skully
"Jon! Put your willy away and concentrate on the road!" - Yep, you guessed it, Skully.
Well be honest your slippers did smell rank and driving along with your willy poking out of your fly is probably illegal, so I was just trying to save you from being arrested for indecent exposure to the woman at the traffic lights next to you.
Love ya hun!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Its amazing what kinda crap can be generated when complete anonymity is guaranteed.
Haha... I don't bother with /hc/... /gif/ is totally where its at!
OMG SAUCE!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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yeah, good point
the gif one is very, very good.
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As good as this, I think
https://www.likecool.com/Gear/Film/Stephe...-Spider-Man.jpg
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Insert Champagne Here
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I found a Romanian
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Hello?
Is this thing still on?
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Dunno, let me check the batteries...
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Put them in your armpit, it should warm them up enough to give them another 5 minutes.
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NARF!
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UCOF!
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