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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You get a smoothie, but it starts to snow.

I wish I had icecream

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
you get icecream-- but it tastes like plastic

I wish I was a chess wiz

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You become a chess wiz, but lose all other abilities. (That includes flow arts abilities)

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
NNNOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!

Well you wished for nothing AGAIN and now you can't spin.

I wish for sentient Kevlar.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You get sentient Kevlar, but alas, it takes over our fair planet and by the year 2027, the Homo sapien race is a thing of the past.

I wish for creativity

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


ABOBer92SILVER Member
ABOB - Pois'n'us
178 posts
Location: Northern Ireland


Posted:
you get all the creativity you could ever dream of, but this leads to not being able to focus on something long enough to finish it ending with you going insane from the amount of awesome things you can think of but not being able to do them

i wish i could learn anything and everything in less than 5minutes

I dont want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greats'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown, to me thats the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
Haha, your corruption of my wish sounds just like me!

You are able to learn anything and everything in less than 5 minutes! Unfortunately, you forget everything in less than 5 as well.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
Oops! I wish for extreme cold tolerance.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
But you lose your heat tolerance.
So if you get any hotter then -100 degrees Celsius you burn to a crisp.

I wish for bubbles!

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


corestripemember
40 posts
Location: northwestern ohio


Posted:
Your bubbles are acid that pop on everything you love leaving you alone with nothing to do but play with acid bubbles ....i wish for noone to be able to type the words I wish ever again.

How goes it ?¿


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
too bad. 'cause I wi-- hey!!!!!

lol

I wish that ppl were more active in this thread.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


corestripemember
40 posts
Location: northwestern ohio


Posted:
This thread becomes so active that the system goes down incidently destroying the Home Of Poi website.............system error.......powering downnnnnnn€¤¥¤°~©¿£ ... . .. . ..


I politely request that my acquisition of unlimited endurance be granted smile

How goes it ?¿


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
Your wish is granted, but now you find yourself broken by the pity and frailty of your fellow human beings.

I wish I'd win the monthly draw. Been trying for almost a year and a half!

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


corestripemember
40 posts
Location: northwestern ohio


Posted:
You win the monthly drawing but incidently you forget you're e-mail and HOP passwords


I wish I could spin with all of the people who have influenced my spinning for a hole day.

How goes it ?¿


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You get your full day with all those who have influences your spinning, but then you forget how to spin.

I wish for the same thing!!!!!

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


corestripemember
40 posts
Location: northwestern ohio


Posted:
your wish is granted but one hour before your supposed to arrive you're temporarily blinded for 24 hours luckily you arrive and start spinning but as you begin you drop your Poi and you spend the rest of the day searching... evil laugh...


I wish all animals could speak to humans.

How goes it ?¿


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
What kind of a wish is that? All animals can talk to humans, but humans can't understand them! XD

I wish Flowtoys would release user programmable pod poi!

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


KiracatthebatSILVER Member
member
1 post
Location: Canada


Posted:
They release user programmable Pod Poi, but yours breaks right away
I wish I got sponsored for fire spinning!

Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
Ah well, at least there's the Flowtoys lifetime warranty and outstanding customer service!

You get sponsored, but your first act... well... goes up in flames.

I wish for a furry tail.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
yay! You have a tail! But it is always getting in the way of your elaborate Poi Tricks, not to mention getting singed whenever you play with fire.

I wish that I could be a giant stingray person. Who can breathe both in water and on land.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
you become a giant stingray person, but a giant stark person eats you... and then promptly dies...

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
Sucks for the shark then.

when will you remember to actually wish for something?

anyway, I now wish that ... I had a wish.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You get a wish, but promptly forget it.

I wish I had more poi!

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
You get more Poi but now you can't get in your room because of all your new toys, and don't have any time to spin anyway.

I wish I could come up with more imaginative corruptions

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


ABOBer92SILVER Member
ABOB - Pois'n'us
178 posts
Location: Northern Ireland


Posted:
you come up with the greatest corruptions for wishes and ruing the make a wish campaign. YOU MONSTER!
tongue2

i wish i had some homemade apple pie and cinnamon ice cream

I dont want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greats'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown, to me thats the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You order apple pie and cinnamon ice cream at a restaurant, but it is contaminated with salmonella.

I wish i had a coffee.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
your coffee burns your tongue and gives you a caffeine high for days, so you haven't slept for 72 hours.

I wish that I had a time machine and transported myself into the Viking era, where I am proclaimed a jarl, and adored by my many subjects.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


ABOBer92SILVER Member
ABOB - Pois'n'us
178 posts
Location: Northern Ireland


Posted:
you get your timemachine and go back, become the jarl but on your first day of being adored a seagull poops on your crown, your people see this as a terrible omen and sacrifice you to the Nordic Gods

i wish i had a fedora
EDITED_BY: ABOBer92 (1385419722)

I dont want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greats'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown, to me thats the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
you get a fedora, but people think that you are indiana jones, and send a giant rolling stone ball after you.

i wish for claws

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
And you accidentally shred all your clothes.

(lol ABOber92 luv it)
I wish that i had no responsibilities

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


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