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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Written by: ravehead

agrees with aimee..........aussy beer= they cant make the damd stuff!!!!!

xxxx is rats pish



that'd be because Fourex/XXXX isn't beer.

Try coopers instead. Not VB (worse than XXXX)

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh this sounds like the thread for me

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
eek

Thou shalt not diss Castlemain.... its loverly biggrin

Im not drunk.... Muslims dont drink, and alchol here is freakin expensive frown

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
pssssh, just flash your bank card in the bouncers general direction. I'm 18..honest

i had Castlemain down my clevage last night. I didn't like it much.

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
what your cleveage or the beer... ubblol beerchug

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
not drunk.....yet.

But there's a bottle of vodka at home.....

Here's to the weekend.

Cheers! beerchug beerchug

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
I'm not drunk. smile

Willy - is bad for your health...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon


AND you underage smile Aren't you mr FRD!!




Didnt stop you taking me to the pub, did it? wink

Or did you just want me drunk to have your wicked way with me?

I believe someone was telling me they went to the pub underage, who could that have been, hmmmmm?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
I'm not drunk, but there's only 15 minutes till the weekend begins biggrin

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
Drunk = hedge jumping = 6ft drop the other side i didn't see = hospital = 3 stitches in head = more then a hangover the next day = damn good ending to 2 week bender!!

I am now sober and reality sucks!!

I wanna fall off the wagon.......... beerchug wink

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
im out tonight for the first time in an age!!!
CANT WAIT!!!

Ive dicsovered the beauty of having a double Baileys before i start the 'razz'. It makes you look like your there for the scene and taste of the beverage rather than cramming as much down the gullet as possible. Then when everyones wasted they dont care what your drinking anyway, so you can join in on the 'im getting off my face tonight' bandwagon!!

Oh booze, how i love you!!

You'll find me on the dance floor


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
I't's 5:17 P.M. on a friday and i'm feckin nackered! No spinning here,but i am trying to get up on my diabolo though.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Well.. I'm still not drunk frown

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
it the weekend that my excuse

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I'm not drunk...

Lousy parents frown

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
Im drunk.

Sod PLAY, sod being infront of my computer on a friday night!! Sod.....it!!!!!!!!

You'll find me on the dance floor


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Sod it...

An excellent philoshophy...

Ill drink to that beerchug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
let me join you



' Chin, Chin' beerchug

What are you drinking?

You'll find me on the dance floor


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Who..Me?..Drunk? I can't be. Why you say? Because there is no way i would be debateing religion sober!

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
went spining yesterday at the park. kept hitting myself. wasn't drunk- just outta practice lol (stupid poi!)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
im in training biggrin

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Haha I was drunk last night and in my state I somehow accquired the number of the boy I fancy from a friend of his...and sent him a text message. How embarrassing. He replied today. Haha I'm an idiot sometimes. We hardly talk and here I go sending him a drunken message.

Next time I get drunk I'm not taking my phone!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


ezzBRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia


Posted:
erin and bonnie aren't drunk. gheheheh bomba are coooooooool
and the people rhys is talking to want to start a fight with me and i dont even know them eek freaks jeeeez!!!!!!! i burnt my arm before ooooooooopsyuuuuumm caramellooooooo

hug me!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
*sobers up for celbrations*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
take me drunk im home biggrin

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i was drunk last night in san sebastian.

and yes, 1337's signature is right. i am stupid. I've had one of those hangovers that isnt really a hangover and is just feeling dry and crappy all day.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
awww *hugs teh rougie*

I was drunk. but i'm sobering up now. tis 6am, and almost time for beddy byes.

Night peeps (hug)

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
yaaaaaaaaaaay intoxication; i was drunk earlier (sobering up now, i think it had something to do w/sleep deprivation), but HoP wouldn't load

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
YAY!!! Finally i've waitined for so long since this thread was started to be totally ****faced and now I finally am. Thank god for cousins gettign married. I also have an official invite over to new zealand as my cousin is emigrating over there in a few months. Go me biggrin

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
I am sober and awake at 10:15 a.m. for the first time in weeks. (I am frequently sober at this time, but hardly ever awake, and only awake today because of the headache, but nonetheless, I'm excited to be able to post.)

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.


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