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Mmkay hi. This's me, hullo hi.

Name: Kirsten

Location: Currently, Illinois. Usually, Texas

Hometown: Dallas

Birthday (sign?): April 13th

Age: 21

Sex: Female

Occupation(s): Student, working retail (ew)

Favorite Food(s): I dunno. Stuff. Chocolate things taste good. Pizza things are also tasty. I like chicken.

Favorite Color(s): Orange

What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow depends on many factors and parameters. For example, an African Swallow would tend to travel at a different velocity than an European Swallow. Furthermore, their flight patterns are different, so their instantaneous velocity at a given point will almost always be different. However, technological advances have given way to being able to use swallows to transport husked coconuts across large distances, enabling us to use coconuts on a daily basis, provided we have a large contingent of willing swallows ready to make a nonstop convoy for X amount of time, or however long we wish. Swallows can also be modified, as attaching a 50 newton rocket propulsion system on a 1 kg swallow will result in an acceleration of 50 m/s(2), which is of course negating any air resistance, since swallows have been recorded as outer space fliers. Yes, I pasted that from a different website just to avoid the obvious response.

Toys: I like toys! I have lots of them! Elephants, I have lots of elephants. And Lego. And a Lamb Chop puppet!

Hobbies other than the obvious: Contortion, contact juggling, knitting, spinning yarn, reading geeky things, roleplaying

Education: I'm in the middle of college

Favorite Book(s): fffff. I can't answer that. It would be like a parent picking a favorite child. I think. I've never actually had children, so maybe not.

Favorite Movie(s): Oh hell, same here. But at the moment I'm quite enamoured with Boondock Saints

Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, because Godzilla would never see it coming.

Favorite TV show(s): Doctor Who, Sherlock, House, Scrubs

Plans for life in general: Um, plans? I dunno. I guess I'll have to do something to keep from starving. I just wanna have fun and make money at the same time. Is that so much to ask?

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Belle & Sebastian, Mountain Goats, Decemberists, Murray Gold

Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? Massive.

Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Chocolate. Also Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?* Nutella. No contest. Does anyone actually answer otherwise? Bleh. Nutella plzkthx

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