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Login/Join to ParticipateFire Spinner Exarch
514 posts
Location: New Orleans, LA United States, USA
Mmmkay so as a lot of you are aware, I've been making ridiculous, useless, inapplicable posts for weeks now, my lazy butt is finally getting around to doing this...
Name: Brendan
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
Hometown: West Warren, Massachusetts
Birthday (sign?): 9/19/82
Age: 27
Sex: M
Occupation(s): Glassworker
Favorite Food(s): Indian food, authentic Mexican cuisine, American barbecue
Favorite Color(s): Pine green, black, teal, sea green, caramel
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? The sad thing is I know exactly the reply question
Toys: poi, just poi, someday it will be fire, but until then...
Hobbies other than the obvious: Glassworking, cooking, hiking and camping, bouldering, tats and body mods, bicycles
Education: Catholic school education FTW! ;P
Favorite Book(s): Battle Royale, The Joy of Cooking, Slaughterhouse 5, Indian Home Cooking
Favorite Movie(s): Zombieland, Watchmen, Boondock Saints (haven't seen the second one yet...)
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Neither, Space Marine Battle Barge. They'd shoot Godzilla from orbit while simultaneously boarding the Destroyer and taking it over. Enough Space Marines are capable of destroying any other science fiction's claim to win. Sorry, it's true.
Favorite TV show(s): Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Good Eats, The Office
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Keep expanding my glassworking operation and try and make it more lucrative. Travel a lot, especially globally, go to Spain, eat Indian curries in India.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Currently liking Gogol Bordello, Finntroll, King Diamond, Dethklok, MC Chris, Dropkick Murphys
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? Yes. I advise a kilt. Everybody looks better in a kilt!
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Raspberry sherbet is pure win, but I'd rather have some coffee, it's too cold now!
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella: Nutella, that's the only one of the three I've ever seen in stores and tried. It is pure awesomeness though! What are the other two like?
Oh and for any of you wondering what's in my hand next to that big smile of mine, it's a fat toad I found while making a garden earlier last year.
EDITED_BY: brenonfire413 (1262917111)
"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Yeah. I do not really play much either, mostly due to the cost, but also because there is no one around to actually play with. Is very much an unknown hobby in SA.
Probably because it costs a fair whack.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Fire Spinner Exarch
514 posts
Location: New Orleans, LA United States, USA
Cost is quite prohibitive, I've spent a lot of money on all those minis, can't even begin to tally a final cost. It would be a shocking figure nonetheless! When I get into a hobby I tend to go all out with the necessary tools when it's affordable. There are boxes of camping gear, tons of chain mail supplies, the thousands of dollars that have gone into the glass working studio. I'm sort of a hobby collector!
"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
"What do you do in your spare time?"
"I collect hobbies."
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: brenonfire413
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella: Nutella, that's the only one of the three I've ever seen in stores and tried. It is pure awesomeness though! What are the other two like?
Yeasty fungusy tar. Welcome to the High Church of Nutella. *dumps a bucket of warm Nutella over your head to baptize you*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
6,650 posts
you make that sound like ... almost as if that Nutella baptizing would potentially turn into a Nutella wrestling scenario
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Fire Spinner Exarch
514 posts
Location: New Orleans, LA United States, USA
Mud and oil wrestling are cheap tokens of a bygone era. From now on sexy people will only be allowed to wrestle in vats of Nutella!
"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse
Fire Spinner Exarch
514 posts
Location: New Orleans, LA United States, USA
Everbody check this out, I was laughing so hard my face was hurting!
https://www.cracked.com/article/18364_6-insanely-awesome-things-1900s-thought-wed-have-by-now/
"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Happy Mother Freakin Bifday Bro! I hope it's AWESOME! Go see Paul and co he's spinning tonight!
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
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