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Mmmkay so as a lot of you are aware, I've been making ridiculous, useless, inapplicable posts for weeks now, my lazy butt is finally getting around to doing this...

Name: Brendan

Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States

Hometown: West Warren, Massachusetts

Birthday (sign?): 9/19/82

Age: 27

Sex: M

Occupation(s): Glassworker

Favorite Food(s): Indian food, authentic Mexican cuisine, American barbecue

Favorite Color(s): Pine green, black, teal, sea green, caramel

What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? The sad thing is I know exactly the reply question

Toys: poi, just poi, someday it will be fire, but until then...

Hobbies other than the obvious: Glassworking, cooking, hiking and camping, bouldering, tats and body mods, bicycles

Education: Catholic school education FTW! ;P

Favorite Book(s): Battle Royale, The Joy of Cooking, Slaughterhouse 5, Indian Home Cooking

Favorite Movie(s): Zombieland, Watchmen, Boondock Saints (haven't seen the second one yet...)

Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Neither, Space Marine Battle Barge. They'd shoot Godzilla from orbit while simultaneously boarding the Destroyer and taking it over. Enough Space Marines are capable of destroying any other science fiction's claim to win. Sorry, it's true.

Favorite TV show(s): Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Good Eats, The Office

Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Keep expanding my glassworking operation and try and make it more lucrative. Travel a lot, especially globally, go to Spain, eat Indian curries in India.

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Currently liking Gogol Bordello, Finntroll, King Diamond, Dethklok, MC Chris, Dropkick Murphys

Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? Yes. I advise a kilt. Everybody looks better in a kilt!

Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Raspberry sherbet is pure win, but I'd rather have some coffee, it's too cold now!

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella: Nutella, that's the only one of the three I've ever seen in stores and tried. It is pure awesomeness though! What are the other two like?

Oh and for any of you wondering what's in my hand next to that big smile of mine, it's a fat toad I found while making a garden earlier last year.

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

~Rock on!~

"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life

(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

sticks and stones my break my bones, but ski patrol will save me.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Just a dancer in the dark

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Just a dancer in the dark

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Just a dancer in the dark

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

~Rock on!~

"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life

(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)

Just a dancer in the dark

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

Just a dancer in the dark

~Rock on!~

"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life

(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)

Just a dancer in the dark

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

sticks and stones my break my bones, but ski patrol will save me.

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

Just a dancer in the dark

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

Just a dancer in the dark

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse