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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
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EVERYONE knows that if it's zombies, you make a six-pointed star and stand inside it and they can't touch you.
And if it's warewolves, make the sign of the Cross.
Vampires it's squirtguns.
That's it! No more zombie threads ever! It's all solved! So neener!
Now, how about pirates? Hmmm?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Originally Posted By: newgabeBut there ARE no zombies in this thread. Doc said so. SO there's no problem.
QED
I'm not so sure we can trust a voodoo zombie when he says there are no zombies. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing man that he doesn't exist"
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Funky Blessings Daily
215 posts
Location: USA
perhaps this one will play
I just went with the official vid because I figured it didn't matter, I had no idea youtube bent that far forward for tthe record companies...
ANYWAY
I'd vote Bub
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He's the kind of zombie you can trust to get things done!
74 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
News flash!
Zombies protest at the presidential candidate bub's first address to the public
.
Zombie ring leader: what do we want!?
Zombie crowd: brains...
Zombie ring leader: when do we want them!?
Zombie crowd: brains...
Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown
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I'm pretty much just going to use this thread as a dumping ground for all things possibly zombie related. Don't mind me!
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1228769352)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
4chan link fails
have this instead; https://people.freebsd.org/~wpaul/ZOMBIE_JESUS.JPG
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
ZOMG you guys!
Have some decency! KILLER VEGETABLES! Especially okra. Okra scares the
out of me. -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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they dance for a fee, but eat you for free...........
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: Mr Majestik
they dance for a fee, but eat you for free...........
How disturbing...
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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just think, even if you dont die or turn from the bites.... theres got to be some nasty STIs to be caught there!
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Funky Blessings Daily
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Location: USA
they're pretty good at puttin their legs behind their head.
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Originally Posted By: Mr Majestik
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they dance for a fee, but eat you for free...........
Haha... is that an actual movie? I feel like I've seen that poster before... like one of those goofy film trailers from Grindhouse.
Spot on though.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
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i think you mean OH YEAH! its real
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Certainly puts a new spin on necrophilia
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: newgabeCertainly puts a new spin on necrophilia
Ew. You're a sick woman. I still wish you were my mommy, but you're a sick woman.
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
I highly recommend you look up Unicycle bas***s Kick Zombie Ass on Youtube. Made me laugh so hard!
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- unknown
Yell and scream all you like
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
I say funny as hell!!!!! that should be advertised on tv on an hourly basis.
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Originally Posted By: LovoI highly recommend you look up Unicycle bas***s Kick Zombie Ass on Youtube. Made me laugh so hard!
Best thing on the internet.
I thank you sir for enlightening me.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_Dog
Best thing on the internet.
I thank you sir for enlightening me.
Um... no.
You have to bear with the first 45 seconds, which are necessary or it makes no sense.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Originally Posted By: Doc LightningOriginally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_Dog
Best thing on the internet.
I thank you sir for enlightening me.
Um... no.
You have to bear with the first 45 seconds, which are necessary or it makes no sense.
Not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but I'm sure it is for people who go ga ga over things that go "meow". Though I did find it amusing.
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Originally Posted By: Doc LightningOriginally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_Dog
Best thing on the internet.
I thank you sir for enlightening me.
Um... no.
You have to bear with the first 45 seconds, which are necessary or it makes no sense.
Eh. I suppose that was pretty good
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Though it contained no zombies.
I'm not sure if that makes it off topic or not...
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Right. This is the "No More Zombies" thread.
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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>.> <.< *groaaaan*
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: Mr Majestik>.> <.< *groaaaan*
Are you turning into a zombie?
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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*bites girlfriend* >.>
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: Mr Majestik*bites girlfriend* >.>
Better her than me!
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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nah, she likes it
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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oh and i saw " zombie strippers" in a video shop today
it was $30. "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: Mr Majestikoh and i saw " zombie strippers" in a video shop today
it was $30. What part of "No more Zombies" are you missing here?
Oh. Right. The "No More" bit.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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